Thread started: Aug 16 2008, 3:52 AM EDT
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OH HAI I AM 13TH CASUALTY LOL!!!11!!1
yeah so im a zombie killing diva and all and when zday hits I have this multi million dollar hundred foot mining truck in my mom's basement and these plans for semiauto crossbows that they totally didnt just think of in the dark ages when they actually needed them LOL. so Im gonna put on my ninja outfit and use all these cool moves I totally practiced from Splinter Cell to sneak up behind a US armor collumn and steall the turrets off of four of their tanks :). Then Im gonna stick them into the magic bag I borrowed from Santa Clausand wle them onto the front of my giant ass dump truck and the zombies will be all "OMG WTF did dat guy doo to his ride yall" and i'll be all like "I dunno but somehow I found a way to get four tank turrets to swivel 360 degrees and load hte barell WITHOUT the skills of an advanced automotive mechanic or engineer LOL ROFL."
My other plan was gonna be to have a 200 foot robot monkey that shoots taktikal nukes out its ass and has a STARBUCKS (green, underlined) in it cuz I JUST GOTTA HAZ MAI CAFFEEN LOL ROFL OMG WTF IMHO!!!!
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