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How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out

steveo_justice
steveo_justice
How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 16 2008, 3:52 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 16 2008, 3:52 AM EDT
OH HAI I AM 13TH CASUALTY LOL!!!11!!1
yeah so im a zombie killing diva and all and when zday hits I have this multi million dollar hundred foot mining truck in my mom's basement and these plans for semiauto crossbows that they totally didnt just think of in the dark ages when they actually needed them LOL. so Im gonna put on my ninja outfit and use all these cool moves I totally practiced from Splinter Cell to sneak up behind a US armor collumn and steall the turrets off of four of their tanks :). Then Im gonna stick them into the magic bag I borrowed from Santa Clausand wle them onto the front of my giant ass dump truck and the zombies will be all "OMG WTF did dat guy doo to his ride yall" and i'll be all like "I dunno but somehow I found a way to get four tank turrets to swivel 360 degrees and load hte barell WITHOUT the skills of an advanced automotive mechanic or engineer LOL ROFL."

My other plan was gonna be to have a 200 foot robot monkey that shoots taktikal nukes out its ass and has a STARBUCKS (green, underlined) in it cuz I JUST GOTTA HAZ MAI CAFFEEN LOL ROFL OMG WTF IMHO!!!!
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steveo_justice
steveo_justice
1. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 16 2008, 3:56 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 16 2008, 3:56 AM EDT
oh but if that monkey robot one well I guess thats a bit fantasy-ical isnt it
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AZ-Terminator001
AZ-Terminator001
2. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 20 2008, 6:14 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 20 2008, 6:14 AM EDT
I've never laughed so hard in months.
You should be comedian
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kevin990
kevin990
3. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 20 2008, 6:51 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 20 2008, 6:51 AM EDT
steveo_justice.... you're a prick, plain and simple... The semiauto crossbow will be made, by me.
=D
I bet you feel safe behind that computer screen, but all it shows is how much of a coward you truely are. There is no need to be so arogant, we are all people with simila interests. yes, we do critisize each other alot but its all constructive.
Have a good day you lame ass piece of shit
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steveo_justice
steveo_justice
4. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 20 2008, 5:13 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 20 2008, 5:13 PM EDT
WHOA. I mean, where's the love, man?
Here is what Webster has to say on Parody: "Any humorous, satirical, or burlesque imitation, as of a person, event, etc. " Read: its just a joke, and 13th casualty obviously realized this, or he would've been on here slamming me far before you. I bet you're the kind of guy that wants to have Maddox's site down, aren't you? And really, if YOU wrote that looking at a computer screen, doesn't that make YOU a coward by your own definition? Maybe Weird Al, Loony Tunes and Family Guy are all "lame ass peice of shit pricks" because they parody things... you know, portray something in an unrealistic, humorous light for enterainemt purposes? You are the first person to be an ass about this, not me.

But as for the semi-auto crossbow. While it is possible to make one, it would require and enromous separate power supply and engine to fire rapidly. Such a contraption would be heavy and loud, entirely defeating the purpose of using a crossbow! It's space better spent on carrying extra ammo for your gun.
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13th.Casualty
13th.Casualty
5. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 20 2008, 6:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 20 2008, 6:40 PM EDT
*Laughing...for five whole minutes...really loud...*
*calms down*
When I saw this on my "friends' activities" page on my profile I got myself ready to spout out my most colorful, hurtful, and offensive string of cusses and insults, but I did laugh when I saw the first post.

@Steveo:
These are obviously hopes and dreams that I will never accomplish. I mean, c'mon, a CAT dump truck? With a total of 8 big-ass freakin' guns on it? Really?
There ARE some there that I MIGHT actually do (like the CAT dump truck. hey, those miners arent gonna use them anymore, will they?), and some that are totally farfetched.

@Kevin:
I appreciate you trying to stand up for me, bud. You have told me that you are an engineer so I will leave the designing of the automatic crossbow to you. I mean, I was planning to have a springloaded cylindrical mag and a...what the hell am I saying? I have no idea what I'm saying. Hell, I just got the fucking idea off Van Helsing. I feel like an idiot.

Anyways, kevin, he WAS just kidding around, but thanks for the thought. I appreciate it. (and steveo, you should put a "jk jk jk" at the end of posts like this)

Well, that's my take on it. See ya. I probably won't be seeing ya for a while...too busy...with...stuff...

PS. Steveo, I meant machinegun turrets, not tank cannons. And when I said cannons on the front, I meant those cannons you see from those old Jap MIGs from WWII.
PPS. zombie killing DIVA? DIVA?

....oookaaayyy...
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kevin990
kevin990
6. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 22 2008, 9:45 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 22 2008, 9:45 PM EDT
Alright, didn't know this was a running joke.
Sorry for going nuts, i apologise =D

P.S including 'jks' or something similar would really help
=P
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Mr.tuesday
Mr.tuesday
7. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 30 2008, 10:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 30 2008, 10:17 PM EDT
OMFG that is easily the funniest thing ive ever seen.
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HeavenlySword
HeavenlySword
8. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 31 2008, 2:52 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 31 2008, 2:52 AM EDT
WOW....

I am studying Mechanical Engineering at this moment in college, and also taking classes in psych & chem. While I wouldn't want to be in a ship (too fuel inefficient) I may be able to help you turn a CAT truck into an combination Escape and Mobile Fortress vehicle. First, you have to find the CAT truck though.

Anyways, nice fiction, maybe make it into 3 pieces, Outbreak, then Recovery finally, Cover-up
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13th.Casualty
13th.Casualty
9. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 31 2008, 3:53 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 31 2008, 3:53 PM EDT
"Alright, didn't know this was a running joke.
Sorry for going nuts, i apologise =D

P.S including 'jks' or something similar would really help
=P"
True, true.
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13th.Casualty
13th.Casualty
10. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Aug 31 2008, 4:02 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 31 2008, 4:02 PM EDT
"...While I wouldn't want to be in a ship (too fuel inefficient)...

...Anyways, nice fiction, maybe make it into 3 pieces, Outbreak, then Recovery finally, Cover-up"
My plan states that I'll just be anchored half a mile off shore, not sailing up and down the coast, so not much fuel is needed. Heck, I mught just use small row boats or jetskis to get there and back if I need to.

Thank you very much! But I'm planning to have them all in one story.
SPOILER WARNING!!!!
SPOILER WARNING!!!!
SPOILER WARNING!!!!
SPOILER WARNING!!!!
This story won't be focusing on the actual war much though, just the things after the war. Plus, as I continue with it, I'll be making major changes.
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cj002
cj002
11. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Sep 27 2008, 5:19 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 27 2008, 5:19 PM EDT
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cj002
cj002
12. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Sep 27 2008, 5:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 27 2008, 5:21 PM EDT
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cj002
cj002
13. RE: How foolish is it to parody a moderator on his own wiki? Lets find out
Sep 27 2008, 5:25 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 27 2008, 5:25 PM EDT
Sorry about the double... triple post, my computer is freaking out on me.
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