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3DayAsylum |
Immortal
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 TheReaver |
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 3DayAsylum |
1. RE: Immortal
Apr 19 2009, 12:15 AM EDT
There can be but only one Highlander.
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 Drewblet |
2. RE: Immortal
Jun 19 2009, 6:15 PM EDT
There is a legend of a man. A Confederate rockstar, an immortal who came to our world from an incomprehensible place.This Confederate rockstar, known as TheReaver, had a terrible plan. He intended to conquer the universe, based largely on a childhood insecurity. But there was a solution to this maniacal hooligan's lunacy and villany: A young Highlander. This Highlander had always been a simple lad, from a simple village called Port Coquitlam. However, on his 12th birthday, the average age of internet-goers, it became clear that this simple lad had a destiny. So he went and got a sword from somebody, got handy at killing monsters, and set out on his quest. Several dungeons and nine bosses later, this highlander reached TheReaver, and the trash-talking that took place was positively hair-raising. They engaged, and it wasn't fair, because TheReaver had that guitar from Slumber Party Massacre II. In the end, however, the Highlander arose victorious, a certified combat paladin. He got his final Piece of Heart, and left the joint to disappear for a bunch of years, only to reapear once again as a child, and kill off the reaver, once again. The End. The Highlander's name was Drewblet. And no, he's not 12 years old in this generation; the revelation has been belated this time. But he has returned. . . |
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3DayAsylum |
3. RE: Immortal
Jun 22 2009, 5:42 PM EDT
Meh, I'm just a telekinetic ghost face, that looks quite creepy, that can talk, and lurks the internet, and plays on the Xbox 360.
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Drewblet |
4. RE: Immortal
Jun 22 2009, 6:08 PM EDT
:-O And stalks Highlanders. I told them it wasn't an hallucination. I can finally get off of these schizophrenia pills! |
