My new rule for online interactions: If you speak to me for any reason I will talk back. Have a nice day.

My Legend


Personal *****

Hobbies:

Gaming: Currently focused on Resistance 2 and 3 and Magic the Gathering.

Reading: Mostly Horror, and Science Fiction with some...uh **** it. With some PARANORMAL ROMANCE thrown in.

Zombies in general.

People watching.

Experimenting in the kitchen (I enjoy cooking).

Favorite Books/Series:

Dead Sea, Dark Hollow, Breeding Ground, Spore, The Body Politic, The Tommyknockers, In the Mountains of Madness, Morganville Vampires (series), Vampire Academy (Series), The Nightwalkers (series), The Conquerer Worms, Deluge: The Conqueror Worms 2, Ender's Game, The Dark Side of Nowhere, Cirque Du Freak (series), The Demonata (series).

Favorite Movies/Shows:

Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Boondock Saints, Scarface, Pitch Black, Priest, 300, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Faculty, Wrong Turn trilogy, Romero's Dead Trilogy, Metalocalypse, Trigun, Gungrave, The Warriors, Resevoir Dogs, Demolition man, Red Dawn, Pandorum, Warehouse 13.

Word that Best Describes Me: Mercurial

"Unfortunately, I've dealt with way too much of exactly the same crap from so many other people that they've all started to blur together in one big turd-colored swirling skidmark"
~LJ

"SteelRain was employing what is known as "sarcasm". This is where you state something which is the exact opposite of your true meaning, usually in a wildly exaggerated form so that the person you are saying it to can understand that when you say "Why, I didn't know that fire was hot. I was going to rub it all over myself so I would get a tan, but now you have told me that, I think I will stay well away from it." you are actually saying "Of course fire is hot. I can feel the heat from here, and have an IQ above that of a turnip, you fetid pile of cocksnot."

On the internet, it is often made easier to spot by use of :s emoticon, or smiley face.

This has been a broadcast of the Pedro Condescending System. I would explain Condescending, but I am far too busy thinking about important things that you wouldn't understand."
~Pedroasani