Favorite zombie book: I Am Legend
Favorite zombie movie: Land Of The Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, I Am Legend
Favorite quote in any zombie movie: Knock Off There Head, That Seems To Work - Shaun, Shaun Of The Dead


My location: Rolleston, NZ. A Small Township But Very Close To A BIG Main City Full Of Wonderful Zombies To Kill.

Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere? My Plan Can Be Adjusted To Fit Any Circumstance. Earthquake, Tsunami, Tornado And Zombie Appoclypse Are Only A Few On My List Of Adjusted Plans.

Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else? Depends On My Situation Really. If My Street Is Full Of Zombies, I Will Try To Escape Because They Will Eventually Make It Into My Home. However, If There Arnt Really Any Zombies, I Might Just Do Day Trips For Suplys And Return To My Home.

If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there? My Mom Owns A V8 Jeep So Mainly That, But If I Want To Stay On The Low, My Dads VW. The Jeep Will Be Able To Smack The Zombies Over But The VW Is Powerful Enough To Outrun Them.

Got anyone I want to take with me? Not Many People Prepare For Z-Day. In That Effect, Theres Going To Be Lots Of Panic. I Will Most Likely Be At School So Its Going To Be Crazy, But My Main Plan Will Be To Get The Hell Out Of There, But If I Find Some1 In Trouble Who Is Clueless About The Situation, Then I Would Be More Than Happy To Let Tham Come With Me. However, If I Have A GF, She Will Be My Main Priority. My Dad Works In Town In A Secure 2 Story Building With Allot Of Escapes, So He Gunna Be Fine. My Mom Is An Airhostest And Last I Checked Zombies Cant Fly So She Will Be Fine Too.

How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route? Well, There Will Be People Looting And Muging And Rapeing And Blah Blah Blah So The Hermit Rout Would Be Good At First. But Getting Into Day 4 Or Week 1, I Will Need To Try And Find Other Survivors So Then I Will Start Comunicating With The Outside World. My Plan Involves Going Into A Colony For A Bit So Yeah, Eventually I Will Comunicate With The Outside World

How am I planning to get food and water? Here Presents A Challenge. My House Has A Good Amount Of Perishable And Non Perishable Food In It But Depending On My Situation (Me Or Perants Or Friend Or GF), I Will Eventually Have To Try And Get Food. Its Lucky I Live In The House Im In Because Its A 30 Second Drive To A New World (Supermarket) From My House (I Know Its Stealing But I Dont Think The Shop Owners Are Going To Be Woried About There Stock When There Being Chased By The Living Dead). But, Unfortunatly, Its Not Going To Be That Simple. Because 2 Things Could Happen, 1: The Place Has Already Been Raided By Survivors Or 2: The Place Is Overun By Zombies After There Survivor's Feast. So Im Going To Have To Be Xtra Careful Going In There. There Are Also Several Dairys Around The Place I Can Raid But If I Go There, Theres More Of A Chance Of Being Robed, Killed, Spotted Or Zombiefied.

What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? Well, This Is Where My Plan Hits A Snag. I Have No Guns Or Amunition In My House Or Anywhere Around Me. There Are A Few Gun Shops Around The City But They Would Have Been Raided But There Might Be Some Weapons And Ammo Left In The Shops. Thats If I Get Lucky. But, Fortune Has It That I Have A Fuckload Of Blunt And Sharp Zombie Killing Mele Weapons In My Closet At Home. These Include A Sword, A Police Batton, 2 Golf Clubs, A Hunting Knife, A Swiss Army Knife. I Also Have Steak Kinves And Other Interesting Knives In My Kitchen. So, Even Though I Don't Have A Gun, I Still Have Something To Kill With.

Got a survival philosophy? All Of Us Will Definately See Zombies Kill Friends, Family And Other Close People And All Of Us Will Want Revenge. But Its Not That Simple, What If We See A Zombie, Kill It Then Realize There Are Hunsrads Around You Advancing Slowly. So, A Philosophy For A Zombie Applocypse Is Something I Was Never Very Good At "Think Before You Act". I Always Got Into Trouble Cause I Acted On Impluse Insted Of Thinking About It First, But If We Want To Survive, Were Going To Have To Learn To. Judge Every Situation And Then Go With The Best Plan. It Only Takes 1 Second And 1 Bite And Its Game Over.

Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? Yes And No. This All Comes Down To Judgement. I Will Definately Invite My Family, Friends, Girlfriends And Other People I May Find That I Know. I Will Not Invite Odd People, Ex Prisoners, And Compleate Strangers. But The Number 1 Person I Will Not Let Come With Me, Even If Its My Perants Or Girlfriend, Will Be Bitten People. Once There Bitten Its Game Over. The Only Cure Is Death. It Will Hurt, But It Will Have To Be Done. Because Im Sure Most Of Them Would Rather Die Than Turn Into A Zombie.

Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? The Originality Of My Plan Or Any Plan Is Vital In A Cricus Of Any Kind. If Its A Plan Off Of A Movie Or Book Then How Many Other People Would Have Seen That Movie Or Read That Book And Are Thinking The Same Thing. If Its An Original Plan, Then Its More Than Likely To Work.




Non - Lame Zombie Survival Test Broken:
My score and score summary on the non-lame zombie survival test: