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"Has anyone seen my brain? It was a small pathetic creature, but it was my own."
Hey there, my name is Mike. I'm into a bunch of different things but one of my favorite hobbies is packing, repacking, and thinking about what to put in my bob.
-No matter what happens one thing always makes me feel better. Going shooting.
-Yes, I do have this tattooed on my upper arm. If you can tell I like to keep things classy.
The exit hole of the slug was huge and exactly what I had imagined it would be.
I wouldn't want to get hit with one.
I really, really needed to get ^that^ shotgun refinished. The guy even added some words for me without upping the price. He was a little desperate for cash. Tell me that's not one of the coolest things I've ever done.
My old ride
My new ride
The first annual ZSDW meet up at the compound.
That's my "Why the F*** didn't I sharpen this ax?" face ;)
Favorite quotes of all time -
"War has made me extremely paranoid!" - Major Payne
"Why black people always got to apologize for everything?" - Toby Jones
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant ****?" - The Shawshank Redemption
"Well excuse me for having enormous personality flaws that I don't work on!" - The Simpsons
"Briefcase full of fake money, not my business" - Toby Jones
"Dammit, I change again!" - Offspring
"Sir, Custard was a pu**y. You ain't" - We Were Soldiers
"You had one ***** goin this way, one ***** goin that way, pretty amazing" - Devil's Rejects
"No immunity to bullets! *Bang*" - Reno 911
"This one shoots a mite further" - Quigley Down Under
"Partner, this old hat's better left alone" - Chris LeDoux "This Cowboys Hat"
"As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!" - Futurama
"See, I got anytime minutes with my god" - Reno 911
"Takes a big man to kill a woman " - Death Race
"Son of a b****, GAHH. These are new pants! I just took em off a captain from the 251st yesterday" - Enemy at the Gates
"It's a gift from my ex-wife. Sentimental. I want to remember how much I hate her guts" - Legion
"Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, and it turns out that today was your last day on Earth, would you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you gotta start getting square" - Legion
"Self preservation comes to mind" - Planet Terror
"It's no easy task, to sever a man's head. You must find the right angle." - Spartacus
to be continued
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