Kanaka500

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Member since: Aug 3 2009, 3:32 PM EDT
Slogan: Uhh... Uhh... Oh! I know this one, uhh.... FOUR!
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About Me:
When I started thinking way too much about zombies: June, I think, when I uhh.... Oh, yeah. That's when I got CoD:WaW.
What started my zombie fixation: I played Nazi Zombies.
Favorite zombie book: Haven't read any
Favorite zombie movie: Zombieland
Favorite quote in any zombie movie: "You're thinkin' about *bleep*'n Witchita, aren'tcha?"

My Survival Plan:
My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web: My name is Ian K. Blake. I am located in (location) and I am willing to take any suvivors. Any zombies I meet will have their heads blown to peices.
My location: Small community, George Bush probably hasn't heard of it. (When has Bush ever heard of ANYTHING?)
Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere? Anywhere. I just need to kick some ass.
Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else? If I were me, I would break into my local sporting goods store and take both pistols as soon as possible. Of course, I'd take my melee weapon there. I'd then get to my friends' houses and take my grandfather along with me and raid walmart as fast as I can, putting on some football gear, leather clothes, I'd shave my head and tape knives to my wrists... Yeah... That'd be awesome. Them goddamn zombies aren't gonna kill themselves...
If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there? A Volvo, then an RV... Yeah, an RV... You could carry a lot of people in there...
Got anyone I want to take with me? My parents, my pets, and a few friends. Oh, and Joseph. Poor guy. Anyone else I can find.
How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route? Radio signal. If Will Smith could do it, I can too, goddammit!
How am I planning to get food and water? Empty a couple of milk jugs and raid empty houses and lakes for water. I'd take a couple people with a couple rifles and raid the stores for food. We can't go anywhere alone.
What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? Three words. Pump-action shotgun. Boo-boo-BOOM! Reloading may be a b!tch, but it's worth it watching the rotting flesh fly! Ba-BAM! I was thinking taping a little laser pointer on there (I have a laser pointer... My dog loves it... Well, the big dog. The little rat of a chihuahua just looks at me with those bulging eyes... Little creepy *bleep*er, she is...) Also, crowbars are a must. Machetes, too.
Got a survival philosophy? Wha? Do I have a survival salad-feces?
Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? Hell yes. In the RV, we pick up other survivors. Every night, we'll have people at the window, rifles ready... We also take shifts. Zombie tries to break in,someone blows its head clean off.We try to get some sleep. Other than that, it's gonna be a great night. Anyone with gun experience or a crapload of supplies and weapons is someone we take. Well, we also take anyone we can get. Survival in numbers. If it gets too crowded, we build a second floor on top... Probably a bad idea..
Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? Hell no. My crap is UH RI GIH NAL.Original. It's from mah goddamned imagination!



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