KeefTeef

KeefTeef
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Member since: Apr 17 2009, 11:13 AM EDT
Slogan: When in doubt, pull out.
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About Me:
When I started thinking way too much about zombies: 18
What started my zombie fixation: 18
Favorite zombie book: Zombie Survival Guide
Favorite zombie movie: 28 Weeks Later/Dawn of the Dead.
Favorite quote in any zombie movie: 'The number one factor in a relationship: Trust!' 'I don't mind being eaten!'

My Survival Plan:
My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web: Spawnofsamus
My location: South Jersey
Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere? Hometown first, then anywhere.
Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else? Heading out most likely, depending on the situation
If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there? Foot
Got anyone I want to take with me? The Crew
How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route? Radio, smoke signals, scout parties. Also, DevilNuts has the right idea with chalk and spraypainting messages. Kudos
How am I planning to get food and water? foraging and supply.
What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? Trench spike. Fuck no. Aim for the skull: splat- pull out and repeat/run
Got a survival philosophy? Don't fuck up. You only got one life.
Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? possibly, but not likely. Once again, it all depends.
Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? no


My score and score summary on the non-lame zombie survival test:

Before I start throwing down suggestions and threads, I just wanted to organize my profile a bit more.

My location is 20 minutes out of Philly in South Jersey (ironically right by NJ Turnpike Exits and every major highway around.... I might work on that upon retrospect) at several close rural towns. I am 22 years old. I DO NOT HAVE A PLAN SET IN STONE. What I have is basic outlines in any emergency, everything is flexible and adaptable to the chaos of disaster. If we are all close enough together in zombie situation, I will follow my preassigned group. Sorry, I'm not a leader and I won't make team endangering decisons (not saying that I won't have to... but I'll burn that bridge when it comes up). We already have a leader with ample military and leadership experience, any orders he gives out overrides mine. Like I said, the plan is always changing, so I can't tell you that we will find and help you out, or if we will pick up survivors, or even that we will shoot you dead regardless. No promises. My team is based on stealth and efficiency. We will be quiet as possible and try to avoid any encounters or trouble as possible. They can't search for you if they don't know you're there.

Here is some basic survival tips: NO WALMART OR GUN SHOPS!!! Think of the first public place comes to your head. About 15 other people have thought of that idea too. Now, lets say you all gather to the gun or food store or wahtever. Limited supply and unlimited demand leds to conflict. Angry angry conflict. And all of you would be wanting the supplies even more than the others. And some whiz is going to start an argument or fight. Weapons may be involved (specially at gun or sport stores). Next thing you know, not only are you in the middle of a fight in a store in a city during some extreme emergency, but now you are injured beyond your limited medical ability (or shot or shanked) and must thus act accordingly. You'll be dead soon enough. USE WITH WHAT YOU HAVE READILY AVALIBLE! Readily avalible means anything that you have prepared before an incident or what is literally within reach of your hands. Don't take preperations or plans for what you don't have.


Latest page update: Apr 20 2009, 1:08 PM EDT

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