So, "zombies cannot exist according to the known laws of medicine" you say? Well, Bees cannot fly according to the known laws of aviation. However, Bees fly nonetheless. If it doesn't stop the Bees, why would it stop the Z's?

Name:
Alec
Sex:
Male
Age:
17
IQ:
Approx. 142
99.7th Percentile
United States Average: 98
Languages:
English: Fluent
Spanish: Conversational
Skills:
General-

Driving: Very Good

Mathematics: Very Good
Swimming: Poor
Leadership: Good
Preparation: Very Good
Athleticism: Good
Strength: Average

Firearms-

Rifle: Good

Handgun: Average

Survival-

Shelter Construction: Very Good

Foraging: Good

Fishing: Poor

Fire Starting: Average

Religious Beliefs:
Atheist
Political Beliefs:
Socialist

Most people don't plan for Rage/Solanum zombies, just for one or the other. Hopefully they encounter whichever variety they have prepared for, but I like to cover all the bases. Complete with "armor" that is designed to resist bites while maintaining ease of movement, a primary weapon, an alternate weapon for different scenarios, and a last resort "OH SHIT" weapon.

In the case of Solanum Zombies (a.k.a. Shamblers)-

Armor-

(this section to be finished later)

Primary-

M1A Socom 2 Semi-Automatic Rifle

Secondary-

Barrett Model 99 Bolt-Action Rifle

Sidearms-

Glock 34 Handgun

Gerber LMF Infantry Knife

Or, in the case of Rage Zombies (a.k.a. Ragers)-

Armor-

(this section to be finished later)

Primary-

Heckler And Koch G36A2 Assault Rifle

Secondary-

M1A Socom 2 Semi-Automatic Rifle

Sidearms-

Glock 34 Handgun

Bag-

Jansport Backpack

Contents-

Gerber Evo Tool
Gerber Gator Machete
Gerber Pack Axe
Trifold Shovel
Assorted Ammunition
North Face ATOR Sleeping Bag
Katadyn Vario Water Filter
Brunton Lenstastic Sighting Compass
Alpen 8x21 Binoculars
100 Feet Of Rope
3-1 Quart Canteens
Dynamo 5-LED Hand Crank Flashlight

Meyers Briggs Personality Type:
Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perception

INTP types are quiet, thoughtful, analytical individuals who enjoy spending long periods of time on their own, working through problems and forming solutions. They are curious about systems and how things work. Consequently, they are frequently found in careers such as science, architecture, and law. INTPs tend to be less at ease in social situations or in the "caring professions," although they enjoy the company of those who share their interests. They also tend to be impatient with the bureaucracy, the rigid hierarchies, and the politics prevalent in many professions. They prefer to work informally with others as equals.

INTPs organize their understanding of any topic by articulating principles, and they are especially drawn to theoretical constructs. Having articulated these principles for themselves, they can demonstrate remarkable skill in explaining complex ideas to others in simple terms, especially in writing. On the other hand, their ability to grasp complexity may also lead them to provide overly detailed explanations of "simple" ideas, and listeners may judge that the INTP makes things more difficult than they are. To the INTP, however, this is incomprehensible: They are merely presenting all the information. Given their independent nature, INTPs may prefer working alone to leading or following in a group. During interactions with others, if INTPs are focused on gathering information, they may seem oblivious, aloof, or even rebellious—when in fact they are concentrating on listening and understanding. However, INTPs' extraverted intuition often gives them a quick wit, especially with language.

They may defuse tension through comical observations and references. They can be charming, even in their quiet reserve, and are sometimes surprised by the high esteem in which their friends and colleagues hold them. When INTPs feel insulted, however, they may respond with sudden, cutting criticism. After such an incident, INTPs are likely to be as bewildered as the recipient. They have broken the rules of debate and exposed their raw emotions. To INTPs, this is the crux of the problem: emotions must be dealt with logically—because improperly handled emotions, INTPs believe, can only harm

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral

A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.

Political Compass:
Communo-Anarchist

Economic Left/Right: -7.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

Moral Matrix:
Extreme Socialism

Moral Order: -6.5
Moral Rules: 5