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About Me: When I started thinking way too much about zombies: when i was 7 years old What started my zombie fixation: reading a short story about voodoo zombies Favorite zombie book: Zombie Survival Guide, duh, damnnation is pretty good Favorite zombie movie: night of the living dead My Survival Plan: My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web: rev. or possibly saint mike the pabstist. ill be preaching salvation to all who would take in its warm glow. hahahah drink pabst! its the only cure!My location: southern ca. Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere? somewhere on earth Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else? headin out!!! If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there? san pedro docks or jupiter. Got anyone I want to take with me? anyone who wants to come How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route? cb radio. detailed cave paintings, smoke signals, bird calls. you name it How am I planning to get food and water? albertsons, its my store. growing crops on oil tankers. catching rain water and boiling sea water. fishing, catching gulls, i unno What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? trench spike and M1. provided i can get an M1. Got a survival philosophy? don't die? Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? define hook up? like a one night stand kinda deal or do they have to stick with you? Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? yes actually. Dr. I. Slingled once stated in his 1969 lecture on the potential use of oil tankers as off shore farms in the event of zombie outbreak. My score and score summary on the non-lame zombie survival test:
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