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Interseting profile.

Andering_J_REDDSON
Andering_J_REDDSON
Interseting profile.
Sep 30 2008, 12:39 AM EDT | Post edited: Sep 30 2008, 12:39 AM EDT
It's- Well, interesting.;)
(Itneresting in a good way, of course.)
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Encon
Encon
1. RE: Interseting profile.
Nov 3 2008, 7:24 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 3 2008, 7:24 PM EST
Yes. Everything is well-thought out, except for the clips.The term is MAGAZINE, not clip.(addressing Oscar) Unless you mean a revolver clip, but seeing as you mentioned a silenced handgun, and only one kind of revolver can use a silencer, I believe that you were misled.
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steveo_justice
steveo_justice
2. RE: Interseting profile.
Nov 21 2008, 9:53 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 21 2008, 9:53 PM EST
Its Steveo Justice's big list of stuff Oscar needs for Z-Day:
-Dangerous black market connections to procure automatic firearms -- I mean semi-auto fir-- I mean Manua--- I mean weapons in Australia;
-Genetic mutations that morph him into a lumbering ape-man at will to schlep around 5,000 kg of gear, the proportion of which would give the Incredible Hulk a hard-on;
-Leadership skills I defy Barack Obama to show, in order to rally dozens of disdraught families into a preposterous comman heiarchy/bandana fetish;
-A veritable fuel convoy to keep juice in his inexplicably armored Hummer H-1 (or, as I call it, "Legless Cow");
-Impecable aim to score guarenteed headshots on the hordes of undead which will be drawn to said cow-mobile using his pussy 9mm rounds;
-Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver to magically un-jam his FN-SCAR each time it jams (frequently);
-A 2-mile roll of duct tape to attatch a dozen useless accessories onto the gun (such as putting a flash suppressor on on top of the silencer, lulz);
-A grenade launcher? A bayonette? A CASE DEFLECTOR? WHY!?!?!?
-SAS training to accompany your SAS handbook;
-Both bubble gum and "very useful" chewing gum;
-Several years and a massive, well-equiped construction crew to erect his fortress.

By the way, a crowbar and a pipe wrench can do all the jobs of your "forced entry tool," just they make far better weapons. The whole thing is actually kind of redundant, you have at least 3 ways to do each job. Man... I don't like slamming people, but that's all sort of preposterous, especially if you take up issue with a the crowbar. NO ONE messes with the crowbar.
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steveo_justice
steveo_justice
3. RE: Interseting profile.
Dec 24 2008, 1:04 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 24 2008, 1:04 PM EST
Wow, it was actually updated to fix the above problems. Nifty. "Nift-O-Matic."

A lot of the gear is still redundant, though.
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