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About Me: When I started thinking way too much about zombies: A few months ago, since I began surfing the web for a new camping knife. (I chose the Ka-Bar Becker BK2, by the way.) What started my zombie fixation: I'm sick of hearing about vampires ever since Twitlight came out. I needed a new macabre hobby. Favorite zombie movie: Pet Sematary Favorite quote in any zombie movie: "I kick ass for the Lord!" (Father McGruder, Dead Alive) My Survival Plan: My “handle” should you look for me on the radio waves or web: "Xenon"— as in "xenophobia", because I don't want people stealin' my Twinkies. My location: Mom's basement (may as well die where I've spent my whole life!) Or, an isolated campsite would work, too ... near a lake or cliffside would be preferable. Is my plan dependent on zombies in my home town, or anywhere? Yeah. I need my dad alive so he can open the weapons safe in the workshop. If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there? If I have a license by the time it happens, I'm going to be bequeathed an old Ford pickup by my grandparents. It's still alive and well after thirty years, I'm pretty sure it will do fine. Got anyone I want to take with me? My dog, maybe. He's like a furry big bro to me, and his constant barking will wake me if any zeds approach. How will I communicate with the outside world? I want to? A radio, I guess; being near society has more disadvantages than benefits. How am I planning to get food and water? Live off the land, Bear Grylls style. (You know, without the camera team and standby emergency evac. guys. Unless they're there with me. I want an emergency evac. team.) What’s my weapon of choice? Do I need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? This very boiled-down list was compiled under the assumptions that medieval weaponry is available, and that I have the opportunity to choose my weapons in the first place. I don't endorse using guns to kill zombies because they might be able to survive without their heads, so the Python and Savage are both initially for raiders. Got a survival philosophy? Hit-and-run like a cowardly champion. Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? Sharing? No thanx lolol
Latest page update: May 5 2010, 9:30 PM EDT
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