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       Nagant Tree  These beautiful clubgunspears are the cutting edge in Ruskie musket technology.  THIS WHAT I WILL DO ON Z DAY, DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!!  Currency of the future    Courtesy of Humanroach  About Me: What started my zombie fixation: Night of the Living Dead Favorite zombie book: Plague of The Dead Favorite zombie movie:Dawn of the Dead(original) Favorite quote: "Oh your hummin my balls",The Outpost "Call me the paranoid type,but remember i'm on a post apocalyptic website prepared for zombies",unknown "I hope I give you the sh!ts you fookin wimp",Spoon- Dog Soldiers Guns don't kill people, Gun FREE zones kill people! WHY CARRY A GUN? Because carrying a Cop would be too heavy. "I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials." --George Mason, 3 Elliot, Debates at 425-426. I swear by Jupiter Optimus Maximus .... in the army of the consul Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus and for 10 miles around it I will not steal anything worth more than a sestertius in any one day. The AK-47: Designed to be easily field stripped, reassembled, and used effectively by half-drunk, half-frozen, illiterate conscripts. Standard Operating Procedure upon finding one buried in Mother Russia's mud after last year's Regimental exercises: retrieve from ground, pee into action, cycle bolt, and get back to work. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" --commonly misattributed to, and most likely not, Benjamin Franklin Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss." -- Lazarus Long " When your buddy asks you how many fingers he's holding up, raise your middle finger." "The only bridge I've ever burned along this legacy I dance, is the one that linked the cities of prosperity and chance." Nothing is ever what it seems, but everything is exactly what it is. "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." "If you have enemies, good. It means you have stood for something in your life." Yeah, I'm an a$$hole on the outside. On the inside, tho... Yep. Still mostly an a$$hole. Of course the term "Mêlée" is lame, it's French Sitting in the drivers seat is just a good way to get shot (that’s why you have your wife drive). "Call me the dark intruder Call me the haunted sea Call me your Monster Zero Call me anything you need." "It fit perfectly, I used hammer, is mosin, will shoot" Mosins doesn't have Kool aid. It would have to be vodka and coffee,mixed with cosmoline, made with mud, in a hat. Mosins are too rough for kool aid. "Hello. I noticed a bike in your yard and was wondering how old your child is?" "About as old as my shotgun." "Mosin Nagant?Short and to the point? Don't you mean overbuilt, simple, and crowbar reliable? The phrase "surgical strike" might be more acceptable if it were common to perform surgery with high explosives. (G. Carlin) I take care of all of my problems with the liberal application of crazy. If crazy didn't work, you're not psycho enough. The deeper you go in the forest the more things there are to eat your horse. Wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. Remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots." "If guns kill people, then I can blame mispelled words on my pencil." - Larry the Cable Guy Death rays, advanced technology or not, no creature wants to be stabbed in their hoo-hoo. "Life is like an ambush, you wait for just the right time to set off the claymores, then you machine gun the corpses!" Nothing says "GTFO of my country right now" like your buddy's head dissolving from a trigger pulled 600m away. Mosin's are the baseball cards of the milsurp world. "Yeah, that's true. With something like a Remington, you might need something more expensive like a Vice Grip to reload it, but with a Mosin, the flat side of a hatchet will do fine." cosmoline is an aphrodisiac! "Firearms only have two enemies - rust and politicans" author unknown this is not the old west, you just can't go around cleaning up the streets with a gun. Even though somtimes thats exactly whats needed-Attorney General Russert Im just a ********** that lives in the hills with too many guns There's going to be more shooting, more people are going to die. I didn't start it, but I mean to see it through I'm going to find them, burn their playhouse down Exercise my right to bear arms You don't understand how serious this is. They killed my dog-Bob Lee Swagger TacticoolieTacticoolie root word coolie- ie the kids who have to be the coolest in the sand box, drive the best car, have the biggest tv, or own the most expensive guns. Its an old slang word from the ska movement. common symptoms are: Being 40 and single or on 3rd marrige hearing the words: tool, pompas a**, or douche uddered as you walk away being able to see inside you colon acrewing enough debt to start another financial crisis, on just want items alone having a very very small... well you know as of yet the only known cure is cranial, rectal extrication Mall Ninja-Basically the same but there is no know cure only a treatment Place testies between two boards hit with 8 lb sledge hammer, repeat till arms are tired. This prevents reproduction Mall ninja is the terminal, incurable form of tacticoolie My Survival Plan: My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web:Petchkin My location: Alabama Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere?Any confirmed cases. Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else?I initially stay at home until the screams and gunfire quited down. Then head to Dauphin Island. If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there?Any means necessary. Got anyone I want to take with me?Any survivor smart enough to survive How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route? cautiously. How am I planning to get food and water?Scavenging, Trading, Farming What’s my weapon of choice? SKS. Do you need to reload that thing?Yes,however most stores around here carry the ammunition. Gotta plan for that? Yes i have marked all stores carrying the ammunition along my route. Got a survival philosophy? "A living being above all else seeks to discharge its strength. Life itself is Will to Power. Nothing else matters"- The Jackal Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? Yes, as long as they do not endanger me or those around me. Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? Not that I know of ,but probably.
Paranoid:Moderate Schizoid:Moderate Schizotypal:Moderate Antisocial:Low Borderline:Low Histronic:Moderate Narcissistic:High Avoidant:High Dependent:Low Obsessive-Compulsive
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