What started my zombie fixation: the song Living Dead Girl girl by Rob Zombie. I also get all hot and bothered by a girl that can handle a machete
Favorite zombie book: Mine. could take a wile to finish. stay tuned
Favorite zombie movie:Going outside (what do you mean, movie?)
Favorite quote in any zombie movie: F... me harder, Steve!

My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web: Ross Raven
My location:
Vancouver Island, BC Canada
Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere?
plan? there aint no plan. look out a zombie!
Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else?
My home goes with me. It crushes zombies and traffic jambs alike. If the world comes to an end Im going to disney land.
If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there?
Rolling home backed up by motor cycle backed up by canoe backed up by bike and trailer backed up by a kick assed pair of boots
Got anyone I want to take with me?
Are you looking for a date during the apocholypse. You'll have to do alot to impress me. If you dont have your own motor cycle you better be good at scateboarding on a tow roap at high speed
How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route?
just listen for Ministry blasting out of the lowd speekers. thats how youll find me
How am I planning to get food and water?
Im a foraging expert. suprise!
What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that?
besides my vehical? A cold steel katana hangs above the headboard of my bed. cross bow at my feet. tactical machete to my left. thowing knives on the right. oh my goddes, Im surrounded by zombies. choices, choises, choices. this could take a wile. what weapon looks good with this leather jacket. dont ask whats in the toy drawer.
Got a survival philosophy?
All survival situations can be solved by thinking it through....and then hitting it with a bigger rock. Were also going to need more beer. Look cool. Act cool. Be cool. Adaptability is the key. You could spend your entire life planing for a nuclear exchange then be attacked by Girl Scouts gone satanist on acid.
Am I willing to hook up with other survivors?
Only if you have an impecable sence of style. Im not going through the apochalyps with you if youre wearing sweat pants. If your wearing a suit and a thin tie, I know youre the corporate M F that going to get me killed. You die first, on principal alone. I want to be able to say, hey, that AK47 looks great with that corset or Keep the biker boots on. How do I get that breast plate off?...
Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of?
Mell Tappan on survival