I can hear you all laughing now, but just bare with me a second, and read on. As we have seen in various films, the only need a zombie has is to feed. That is driven by very basic instinct. So maybe with the very basic intelegence thats left behind after the human to zombie conversion, they could be trained to do simple tasks in return for food. For example: if a zombie presses a red button on a panel, he gets an electric shock. But if he presses the blue button he gets a bit of flesh!!! (where the flesh would come from is up for disgussion, but can i suggest Ian Huntley)(google him if u are unsure). Now that training could get more advanced, until they meet the standard to do simple jobs, like........the washing up, or cleaning the car.

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