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The.Mad.Badger |
Could we train zombies?
 The.Mad.Badger |
Could we train zombies?
Apr 21 2008, 1:58 PM EDT I can hear you all laughing now, but just bare with me a second, and read on. As we have seen in various films, the only need a zombie has is to feed. That is driven by very basic instinct. So maybe with the very basic intelegence thats left behind after the human to zombie conversion, they could be trained to do simple tasks in return for food. For example: if a zombie presses a red button on a panel, he gets an electric shock. But if he presses the blue button he gets a bit of flesh!!! (where the flesh would come from is up for disgussion, but can i suggest Ian Huntley)(google him if u are unsure). Now that training could get more advanced, until they meet the standard to do simple jobs, like........the washing up, or cleaning the car. 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
 McSkullcracken |
RE: Could we train zombies?
Apr 22 2008, 12:27 AM EDT However much we may like the ending to "Shaun of The Dead", I sincerely doubt that any zombie could be trained to do anything...at all...ever. Besides, even if you could, they look, smell, and generally are disgusting, so why would you want them around? Do you find this valuable? |
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The.Mad.Badger |
RE: Could we train zombies?
Apr 22 2008, 7:28 AM EDT Ok. good point. should have thought that through properly. What i meant was for stuff like mine field clearance, training subjects for riot police and prison service, living martial arts dummies. But i didnt take smell into account. Im an ambulance technician and have seen my fair share of dead people. SCHOOLBOY ERROR! Do you find this valuable? |
 Miller38 |
RE: Could we train zombies?
May 28 2008, 11:58 PM EDT well there is the fact that zombies are so stupid we could fly a person across the mine field and the zombies would cross the field destroying the mines and there not only are the fugly things gone but theres a cleared mine field two birds one stone 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
