TheCoffeeTroll

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Member since: Jan 28 2012, 4:18 PM EST
Slogan: Rapture ready! The only way to fly!
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About Me:
When I started thinking way too much about zombies:
What started my zombie fixation:
Favorite zombie book:
Favorite zombie movie:
Favorite quote in any zombie movie:

My Survival Plan:
My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web: I have no idea what my "handle" would be should anyone be seeking me on the radio or web, mainly because I don't believe that the grid will be totally functional on Zday. In other words, why figure on something which may be a thing of the past???? Better to think about the here and now in that event, and what difference will it make what anyone calls you!!!! I might answer to "hey you" but then again, it would depend on who is doing the asking! IF YOU HAVE TO STICK ME WITH A NAME - GIVE ME ONE LIKE MARY OF MAG-DELA.
My location: I am deep within one of the cursed FEMA zones we all have to live in now, thanks to the powers that be! The only way to get out of one of these "zones" would be to leave the US.
Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere? Who can count on zombies???? They have been asleep for so long, already...and they will continue to be, even though they are plodding along like the sleeping others! Better to NOT count on them for anything!!!!
Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else? I will be bugging out, for sure!
If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there? I have a plan, which I have shared with no one else except for one other "wakened" one, at the present time, but that is subject to change. It is contingent upon whether we can get others to wake up in our area!!!! If they do, fine. If not, we are outta here!
Got anyone I want to take with me? Ever heard that song which says something about me and you and a dog named "BOO"? Well, the dog is not named Boo, but that is the general idea.
How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route? I don't plan on communicating with the outside world except on an as need basis. It is my opinion that they are the ones which got us in this mess in the first place, so I think the hermit thing is the way to go, at least, for a time...at least, until some of the zombies get weeded out.
How am I planning to get food and water? I will get food and water any way I can which is safe. I will stockpile, if need be. I will scavenge and forage if needed and I will hunt and fish. I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT PRESERVING FOOD AND WOULD BE WILLING TO HELP OTHERS LEARN, BUT PRESERVING COMES INTO PLAY WHEN THERE IS AMPLE SUPPLIES AND ABUNDANCE, AND I THINK WHEN ZDAY IS UPON US, AMPLE SUPPLY AND ABUNDANCE WILL BE A SOON-FORGOTTEN THING OF THE PAST, SO WHO WILL HAVE NEED OF THAT KNOWLEDGE?????
What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? I think a bow and arrows would be my weapon of choice, but am still in the rethinking process on that one.
Got a survival philosophy? I will take along a Bible and read it until I HAVE IT SO COMMITTED TO MEMORY THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO READ IT ANYMORE. IT CONTAINS EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN THE LONG RUN, ANYWAY. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BEING CHIPPED, EITHER!
Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? I GUESS WE MIGHT BE WILLING TO HOOK UP WITH OTHER LIKE MINDED SURVIVORS, SHOULD WE RUN ACROSS ANY, WHO ARE NOT TOTALLY BRAINWASHED AND ZOMBIFIED.
Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? MY PLAN IS MY OWN, LOOSELY BASED ON WHAT MY LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH. IT IS ALL SUBJECT TO CHANGE...ALL, THAT IS EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT I WILL TAKE A BIBLE WITH ME WHEREVER I GO.



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