What started your zombie fixation: Well, it all started when I was attacked by zombies in kindergarten. I was saved by a secret government task force and taken to an underground facility via helicopter where I was given huge doses of some mysterious blue liquid via intravenous injection. The situation ended on a positive note when a man everyone called "the Chief Director" gave me a lollipop for my outstanding behavior and took me home in a big green truck. Actually I just remembered I wasn't supposed to tell anyone because it was our little secret...
Favorite zombie book: Che Guevara's Guerilla Warfare. Not exactly a zombie book, but a fountain of knowledge for any survivor.
Favorite zombie movie: NOTLD 1968
Favorite quote in any zombie movie: ...f*ckin' gangbangers who f*ckin' come in here in the f*ckin' house f*ckin' unin-f*ckin'-vited!... -Harrison, Undead (2003)

Your “handle” should anyone look for you on the radio waves or web: "Dispatch" or "Smoke"
Your location: Downtown Mobile, Alabama
Is your plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere? Well, we live in downtown Mobile. This area is surrounded by densely-populated ghettos. Not many options...
Will you be staying in your home or headed somewhere else? Staying home. If the horde figures out where we are, we will take the Beetle ('69, 4-speed, 1500cc single-port) to my parents house. They have a safe room and lots of guns and food.
If you're heading out, how do you plan to get there? In my '69 Beetle. It is small and agile, yet has enough low-end torque to pull a small tree out of the ground.
Got anyone you want to take with you? My girlfriend Elizabeth.
How will you communicate with the outside world, or do you plan to go the hermit route? I will definitely become a hermit once the shit hits the fan. Too much attention is a very bad thing. I will however monitor the emergency scanner and all available local frequencies. If I think you won't complicate matters for us, then I will contact you.
How are you planning to get food and water? Stockpiles. This is hurricane country. Always be prepared.
What’s your weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? Flea-market katana sword baby. Molotovs too, in case we get overwhelmed.
Got a survival philosophy? Always be prepared. Oh yeah, and whoever doesn't shut up is getting duct-taped and thrown in the closet until they calm down. We don't need any hysterical cops or old women screaming, crying, and attracting the horde.
Are you willing to hook up with other survivors? Yes, but only if they have no central leader. I don't like working with other power-hungry egomaniacs.
Is your plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? My plan is based on my knowledge of the works of Che Guevara, Butler Co. Pennsylvania Sheriff Conan McLellan, and Dr. Grimes of LUDLOW.

My score and score summary on the non-lame zombie survival test: