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ZOMBIE SURVIVAL SIMULATOR WEBSITE!!!
I'm the official developer of the ZSS... wait... I'm the only developer...
Things that get me pissed:
MY VERSION OF A ZOMBIE
Here is how it works...
The person would be infected just as usual. The difference is that the person would turn more slowly, because nature doesn't do things instantly.
Now lets suppose where the virus for a moment...
We would want to be able to out-travel the humans, so lets take away our need for food. We need to fuel ourselves by something so instead of eating food we will take the humans already processed fuel(AKA were going to suck their blood). This means we can do the same for animals to. We also eliminated our need for oxygen. So we take away the lungs.
We are going to need a secondary source of food in case we don't see humans for a while. So instead of destroying the lungs we close of the air tunnel and use the air sacks as incubators for chlorophyll. We can now inject it into our blood stream nd transfer it to our skin. We now can be powered by sun. We are also green now.
We don't want to feel pain so that we can travel longer and battle longer. We don't need feelings either, our ultimate goal is to spread anyways so who cares if we die. We can now turn parts of our brain into house holds to control our zombie instincts. We need to control The persons movement though so lets convert there cranium.
Now so far, we have a zombie that can be fueled by combat and take advantage of the supernatural powers that we all have, we just don't use them untill we need to. Zombies use them ll the time because they don't have a sense of survival.
Anyways, we hunt at night s why do we need eyes? Pop those out. Instead we want to have a better sense of smell, we destroyed the lungs so we can just convert our saliva glands into air sacks. We need to spread our virus, so lets convert the remaining saliva glands into virus breeding grounds. We need to make the humans bleed to inject the virus, so lets but acid into our spit and sharpin our teeth.
More to come...
When I started thinking way too much about Zombies: Finding this wiki :P
What started my zombie fixation: The Last Stand game!
Favorite Zombie book: Zombie survival guide! :D
Favorite Zombie movie:I am Legend o.0
Favorite quote in any zombie movie: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" -Guy dying in Dawn of the Dead
My score and score summary on the non-lame zombie survival test:
Zombie Master. You scored 79% survivability and 52% kickass-ability!
You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.
Latest page update: Dec 23 2008, 4:59 PM EST