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ZOMBIE SURVIVAL SIMULATOR WEBSITE!!!

I'm the official developer of the ZSS... wait... I'm the only developer...

Things that get me pissed:

• Getting pissed
• Stupid people
• REALLY stupid people
• People who think they're smarter than everyone else
• Posers -.-
• Getting banned (let me tell you a little story...)
• Getting banned twice (HOW DID I DO THAT!)
• Proxy Servers (See above)
• HTML (Questions go to my teacher...)
• C++ (I try...)
• ActionScript (WORK ALREADY!)
• Girls who say eww about everything
• Girls who say eww to me :D
• Zombies?
• The guy who lit the zombie on fire?
• The zombie who is now flaming?
• Certain death (Here's another story...)
• Organic macaroni and cheese (ughhh...)
• Non-Organic food (Except mac an cheese)
• People who keep telling me what they do to cows
• Microsoft
• Bill Gates(See above)
• Steve Jobs failing
• Windows
• Linux?(I had to reinstall it because it had a "unclean shutdown")
• Unclean shutdowns
• Blue screen of death
• Pinwheel of death
• Xbox
• Ps3 failing
• Motorola
• Mitsubishi
  
• Hummers
• Chainsaws
• "Battle ready" Katanas
• Minesweeper
• Pacman ghosts
• Space invader aliens
• Max Brooks
  

MY VERSION OF A ZOMBIE

Here is how it works...

The person would be infected just as usual. The difference is that the person would turn more slowly, because nature doesn't do things instantly.

Now lets suppose where the virus for a moment...

We would want to be able to out-travel the humans, so lets take away our need for food. We need to fuel ourselves by something so instead of eating food we will take the humans already processed fuel(AKA were going to suck their blood). This means we can do the same for animals to. We also eliminated our need for oxygen. So we take away the lungs.

We are going to need a secondary source of food in case we don't see humans for a while. So instead of destroying the lungs we close of the air tunnel and use the air sacks as incubators for chlorophyll. We can now inject it into our blood stream nd transfer it to our skin. We now can be powered by sun. We are also green now.

We don't want to feel pain so that we can travel longer and battle longer. We don't need feelings either, our ultimate goal is to spread anyways so who cares if we die. We can now turn parts of our brain into house holds to control our zombie instincts. We need to control The persons movement though so lets convert there cranium.

Now so far, we have a zombie that can be fueled by combat and take advantage of the supernatural powers that we all have, we just don't use them untill we need to. Zombies use them ll the time because they don't have a sense of survival.

Anyways, we hunt at night s why do we need eyes? Pop those out. Instead we want to have a better sense of smell, we destroyed the lungs so we can just convert our saliva glands into air sacks. We need to spread our virus, so lets convert the remaining saliva glands into virus breeding grounds. We need to make the humans bleed to inject the virus, so lets but acid into our spit and sharpin our teeth.

More to come...