What started my zombie fixation: Wha!?

Favorite Zombie book: Haven't read none

Favorite Zombie movie: Land of the Dead and Night of the Living Dead

Favorite quote in any zombie movie: Not sure


My score and score summary on the non-lame zombie survival test: Haven't done it yet

My Unrealistic Legal System:

Let's just pretend I'm the almighty ruler of a very ridiculously over-barricaded island/area/city/town/other during Z-times. What if there's some suicidal bastards who wanna fuck up the fortress? My unrealistic legal system will keep everyone in line. Anybody who joins will be fitted with electrical metal collars which all have three LED lights. Me and the soldiers will have remotes which are capable of lighting up the LED lights...and some other interesting things. Whenever somebody commits an offence or crime, me or the soldiers will increase their "warning level" via remote by lighting one LED light. When three lights have been lit...boom. The collars explode, blasting the offender's head from their shoulders. Any attempt to remove the collars will result in them exploding. Even the soldiers will be fitted with the collars! If somebody misbehaves for a certain period of time, a LED light is unlit on their collar.

People can have their collars detonated instantly for a variety of serious offences. However, if the offender's commit a VERY VERY serious offence such as attempting to kill me/sabotage the barricades, they will be put into re-hab. The soldiers/me will use the remotes to paralyze the offender. (Yes, the collars can also paralyze people!) The offender will find themselves unconscious.

They will awake in a room, set with a task a la Saw traps. They have a certain amount of time to complete a task or be killed by the rigged environment they find themselves in. If you want some great examples, check out the Saw series (cut out your eye with a scalpel and retrieve the key from behind it in sixty seconds or be killed by a device which will spring nails into your skull). However, for being such a heartless bastard and committing one of these offences, they will suffer a worse death for completing the task and surviving the "game". Upon completing the task they will be cheering, unable to contain their excitement. However, at that point, the door to the room opens and tons of Zed's pile in and rip the offender to shreds.

One final catch. I'm wearing a non-lethal electrical bracelet. If it is ripped off every single fucking collar detonates and then it's game over for everyone! If my heart rate flatlines then BOOM! This way everyone will dive in front of a bullet to save my life. Also, if somebody assassinates me they will pay!