goulcrank

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Member since: Nov 22 2009, 11:10 AM EST
Slogan: Shoot 'em in the head.
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About the Infamous Goulcrank
When I started thinking way too much about zombies: About a year or two ago.
What started my zombie fixation: Sadly, playing Nazi Zombies one too many times. I began to trying to find the logic of the undead.
Favorite zombie book: How many zombie books are really out there?
Favorite zombie movie: Honestly, it's a tie between "Shaun of the Dead" & "Zombieland."

Favorite quote in any zombie movie: "Shoot 'em in the head" - Every Zombie Flick

My Survival Plan:
My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web: "Goulcrank," of course.
My location: Somewhere in North Carolina
Q: Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere?
A:
My plan would, in fact, be more successful near the coast.
Q: Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else?
A:
To stay in one place would be ignorant. I'd go find an aircraft carrier!
Q: If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there?
A:
Hopefully, by car...
Q: Got anyone I want to take with me?
A: I understand that I'd be more successful on my own, but I'd still bring a few family members...
Q: How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route?
A: Communication is the only way that this problem could be solved!
Q: How am I planning to get food and water?
A: The grocery store!
Q: What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that?
A: My weapon of choice? A double-barreled shotgun. I'd go down in style.
Q: Got a survival philosophy?
A: Shoot 'em in the head!... wait... I've said that already...
Q: Am I willing to hook up with other survivors?
A: Only if they don't utter the words "A homeless man tried to bite me!"
Q: Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of?
A: No... not really...


Latest page update: Nov 22 2009, 11:37 AM EST

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