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Wiki Quote of the Year:
"None of us know how old he is, some say 15 others say 28 its even been rumored that he's a 13 year old hermathridite who only has use of half of his brain, all I can say for sure is he is a real joy to have around here. He makes us all feel better about ourselves and gives us a feeling of superiority that few others can. " - Timberrattler, about Shawnzx
Wiki Quote of the Year 2:
"Hahahaha so I'm not the only one who noticed?
It's cute, he thinks we are all as stupid as he is. "Oh no, this guy is 21 and works at burger king. He doesn't understand why people think he's Shawnzx."
He has studied this site for a while and loves Shawnzx's posts. Thats why he only posts on threads that are either about Shawnzx or threads the retarded rottweiler started. He is totally "gay" for the guy. I mean this guy would love to wear Shawnzx's ass like a hat. He would love to be in Benz's spot at the top of that water tower snuggled up tight to him while he whispers poor grammar into his ear. Thats how much he admires him.
The next time Shawnzx starts a new account he should just call himself "notshawnzx" it would be about as creative as his last two tries and would be funny as hell. - Timberratler referring Devil Nut's quote about Sniperscope243
Wiki Quote of the Year 3:
Young people shouldn't be doing anything. In my opinion, anyone under the age of 18 isn't even human. Children are somewhere between furniture and mentally retarded pets to me. I really try not to take them into consideration when I discuss things.
When I started thinking way too much about zombies: The cradle
What started my zombie fixation: Resident Evil
Favorite zombie book: Resident Evil, the series
Favorite zombie movie: Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Favorite quote in any zombie movie: "Well **** a doodle-doo." (Simon Pegg, Shaun of the Dead)
I'm a sixteen year old, I live in Pennsylvania, United States. I'm a half decent shot, I'm a **** good driver, and I am certified for scuba diving. I'm a junior in high school and I'll be graduating in 2010. I started playing zombie games like Resident Evil 1,2, and 3 when I was about six or seven, and the love of zombies has never left. I'm also a major gear head, I've been born into it. I may be one of the only kids in my school that can drive a stick shift car, and I'm definitely the only one who's ever shot an MP5 on full auto. I love zombie games, driving, going shooting, biking, chillin with my cousin, and stalking this marvelous site. :P
Weapons I've fired thus far:
H&K USP 9MM
H&K USP 9MM Compact
H&K USP 40 (I own one)
H&K USP 40 Compact
H&K UMP 40
Ruger 10/22, w/ scope and 25-round mag (I own one)
Sig Sauer .380
.22 Bolt-Action Rifle
Beretta .22 handgun
Browning Hi-Power 9MM
North American Arms .32 ACP (I own one, unfortunately)
Remington 870 12-gauge
Mossberg 590 12-gauge
My Survival Plan:Basically, I think that staying in one area is digging your own grave. The zombies will filter in, and eventually they'll be piled up around your fortified location of choice. So unless I had an area big enough to provide me and my group with food, and water, and other supplies so that leaving would be unnecessary, it would eventually become a death trap in my opinion. So, I'll be hitting the road, traveling from place to place in a convoy. Mainly made up of my friends, family, dog, and any other survivors who aren't hostile. I'll probably be making use of a dozen or so vehicles depending on the size of my group, so I'll be looking out for anyone who wants to join and help out!
My proposed convoy:
Fast response, scouting, and leader vehicle: 2008 Subaru Legacy GT Spec B.
The Legacy is my vehicle, I've had it for about two years this summer. It's a blast to drive. It's the special edition (Spec B.) so it has nicer 18 inch wheels, navigation, and the best two goodies are the Bilstien suspension setup, and the 6-speed manual transmission from the WRX STi. And the standard GT already has a 2.5 liter turbocharged boxer 4-cylinder, providing 243 horsepower and 250 foot pounds of torque to all four wheels with the car's symmetrical all-wheel drive. It's fast, comfortable, seats four, has a big ass trunk, and it can still hold its own off-road. If you don't believe me, I direct you to this YouTube video of a Spec B. identical to mine pulling a truck out of the snow.
Urban Scouting vehicle, may be dumped after a while: 2007 Hyundai Accent 3-door
My second vehicle. Basically my knock around car so the 36,000 dollar Subie isn't beaten up. The Accent isn't very powerful or good in snow, but it is very darty and has an insane turning radius. The thing can practically turn on a dime. I can do quick U-turns in one move in places that I have to do a three point turn in with the Legacy. In tight spaces, the Accent would truly shine, though in other conditions there are better models out there.
Urban Scouting & Fast Response Vehicle: Honda Civic Si Sedan. The Si would serve as a backup for the Subaru and work for coordinating supply raids and the like. The Civic is quick and maneuverable so it would be very useful in urban type areas, and it can still seat four.
Assault and support vehicle: Ford F-150. My idea would be to use the F-150 for supporting my other vehicles in scavenging for supplies and the like. Ultimately, I would like one to have a machine gun mounted in the bed, which may require a boxed in rear frame in the case of something like a .50 cal MG.
Heavy Assault: Dodge Ram 3500. The 3500 would be the base for my fantasy guntruck. After boxing in the frame for extra strength and support, I'd have the entire front end covered with a real heavy duty brush guard, some sort of a plow or push bar, and extra sheet metal to protect the radiator and headlights. Then, a steel box would be constructed in the back to provide for a protected set of gun ports.
In addition there would be at least one tanker for carrying fuel, a bus or shuttle van for carrying people, an off-roading vehicle like a Land Rover Defender, and a couple of light weight recon vehicles like a dune buggy, ATV, or Dirt Bike.
What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that?
HK USP 40, with two thirteen round mags. Fires .40 S&W rounds.
Scoped Ruger 10-22 w/ 25-round extended magazine. Semi-automatic rifle, fires .22 lr rounds.
Have already fired and know where to obtain:
HK MP5, with 30-round mag. Fully-automatic sub-machinegun which fires 9MM parabellum.
HK UMP 40, with 30-round mag. Fully-automatic sub-machinegun which fires .40 S&W rounds.
Weapons I've yet to try but want to:
IMI Desert Eagle .357 Magnum
I'll try pretty much anything once.
My favorite movies: Dawn of the Dead (2004 and 1972), Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Diary of the Dead, Death Race, Death Proof, Planet Terror, Scarface, The Godfather, the Bourne Trilogy, the Matrix Trilogy, The Fast and the Furious series, Vanishing Point, Driven, Gone In Sixty Seconds (The Original), Bullitt, Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz.
My score and score summary on the non-lame zombie survival test:
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