Zombieretics, is not a real word ij the dictionary nor the worldwide web, it is my study of Zombie nature and the types that walk among us and how we can compare ourselves to a Zombie horde, in this post apocalyptic era of Zombie invasion. Zombieretics is the simple process of putting the similarities of regular life and A zombie apocalypse and possibly how life wouldn't be so different. As you have heard from all the movies and games made from the theory of Zombies then you must know they like to travel in a horde usually like the crowded streets of new york. You see Zombies are just a mirror image of one another and they mimic the same things everyday. We as a people are not so different if you think, we tend to do the same old stuff everyday in our lifestyle, we walk and talk and eat and sleep and we all basically do somthing that can be similiar to another person of no known boundaries in another part oif the world. The theory of Zombieretics is a hardline based guide of mixing your average life into your new found zombie lifestyle and while you try to survive in the apocalypse you can ebjoy all the little things you used to enjoy, After i finish the book I will post specific issues, unfortunately my book is in a safe and i lost the key so we have to wait a little while.

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Hello l my fellow survivalists, I recently added anew topic to this group which was about one minute ago, So little time is explaining that there is another threat that we have to be careful of or we all will perish. i have recieved all my info about this from a fellow friend of mine who is close in with the Gov.. I am not releasing his name or computer names I will just say his name is Linkman14, this is not his real computer name at all but we use it in something nobody here knows about. the Government is wasting tons of money into this experiement that I will call, Playing God. There have been reports of this experiment happening and many people dying from this horrific disaster. When this virus is inhaled it will cause the lungs to expand at great lengths causing the host to need to breath more than normal. when the host breaths more of the virus is inhaled causing it to spred through out the body. The virus attacks many of the bodies main functions including the Brain and the nervous system, it causes the eyes to swell and to eventually bleed out. The host begins to feel a urge to eat something and once the host starts eating the host cannot stop. This isn't the human flesh eating it is just something else. Then the host slowly begins to fall asleep and dies. Another problem is that when this happens any contact to the host at any stage of this virus will spread to the next person. This causes the host to sweat an unconditional amout of sweat and leakage through many of the bodies pores and the sweat makes its way into someone elses body. The only thing that kills this virus is a high level of heat which as we know we will not be able to live through that either. this isn't really a zombie threat but think about it. The infection gets out and people know they are dying and when stuff like this happens people become rash, and decide to takeit out on the world so they attack everyone so they don't die alone, so this might as well be close to that.

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As in my last thread I recently posted, two more types of Zombies, which led to there being four types of zombies, Well as i said as I've been investigating my research, I have found the Fifth Zombie, they have had this mentioned in a Movie called 28 weeks later, but nobody ever really takes it into consideration. I have posted this type in the extremely deadly section of the Zombie types. This zombie is more dangerous than any other because.... You don't know it is a Zombie. There are all the flesh eating Zombies and so called undead Zombies, but what we never look at is the living Zombies, There is a possibility that one of your close survivors could be a zombie, even though they are completely aware of what they do and they don't try to eat your flesh, they look completely normal. The thing is they have the infection in them, they are the few lucky ones who are a vessel to the infection and are not phazed by it. The only problem is if in someway that persons DNA get mixed with another's who does not contain this infection then they end up being turned into the felsh eating Zombies. The only reason this type is the extremely deadly type is because, you have no idea they are infected, even in a zombie apocalypse there is bound to be some sort of sexual intercourse or snogging (kissing)
Which by this process it admitts the infection into the others bloodstream. Let's say the guy has the infection and he is the vessel, he gets physical with a female and has an orgasm, which is when he releases his fluids into the females sexual cavity, the process of becoming prgnant doesn't harm her, but when the baby becomes developed the baby and mother share a type of Dna strand which then infects the mother, Causing the baby to die and the mother to become a rampaging flesh eating creature. If one partner is the vessel and begins kissing the other, it will transmit the infection through the saliva and into the others DNA.

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I know my last couple threads were lame and not very inciteful on zombie survival, i purposely put them on here for a reason. In a zombie apocalypse i cannot be completly serious, it's just too damn depressing, not just for you but also for other survivors, i don't want to go a day without a smile... Seriously it's all the same routine, wake up, grab gun, run for your life. I need to fit in the time for a smile, even in the worst of situations i always turn them inside out and at least make myself smile... You know highschool and college would be miserable if everyone was completely serious, I mean i don't even think i would of made it through first grade if nobody smiled, i would feel like i was on death row... I believe there should be a couple smiles in there, you can't live in a zombie apocalypse without being able to keep your humor, It's okay to have fun, but it's not okay to have so much fun you get yourself killed, that is just way too damn irrisponsible. I don't care what happens I'm gonna smile my way through it, unless i'm being eaten alive by a horde of ravenous meat bags. But i would like to go out like the guy from resident evil apocalypse when he crashed the truck, took a hit on the weed, and smiled then blew himself up, hey at least he had fun before he died, thats how it works for me. Well it's just another busy day and i have to try to set up the zombie defense network of communications and hopefully not cause another blackout. LOL

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