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About Me: When I started thinking way too much about zombies: A few years ago I'm a nature respecting, honest, fun loving, playful, down to earth, and yet very spiritual person. The roller coaster of life is always running, and whether it's ups or downs, twists or turns, inverts or 360s, I'm here for the ride. Then again, I'm probably driving. The culmination of my life arrived with my wife and children, and will not come down anytime soon. Through this climactic entrance into my own being, I have been fortunate enough to meditate on who I really am, and even catch a glimpse of the meaning of life. There are many things about the government, corporations, and conspiracies that frustrate me to the point of no return, but alas I am only one in a world full of sheeple. People say I am a negative person, although I just choose not to go to sleep as most of the world has. Truth is, I am more positive about my outcome in all this negativity than one realizes. I am no doubt a realist, and refuse to remain ignorant of the truth of this time machine called Earth. Many people claim that my views are too radical. And? If it weren't for radical views, this country would never have been founded. If it weren't for radical views, we wouldn't have the technology that we find so comforting today. I dare not change my views, just because you think they are way out there. I am mentally stable, it is those of you who follow the status quo, under the hypnosis of all that you consider life, who are not sound in the mind. Life is not about a 9 to 5, or how much debt we can rack up, buying useless gadgets and trinkets. Life is not supposed to be this systematic. Now yes I have a job, and I have fun, and buy toys, but this does not run my life in the least, and I recognize the power that these things hold over the majority. I cannot blame you for not believing like I do, for you are trapped in the dreamworld that you call reality. As for me, I strive to gain both knowledge and wisdom at every turn. To remain centered and grounded is key, but that will not run my life either. Speaking like this may make you think I am flaky or wishy-washy, on the contrary, I do what feels right and good, and that will remain constant. Happiness is my goal, whether it be through the Godhead, or through life itself, which is GOD. I am therefore I am. I live my life as if I were god, therefore I most certainly must be god. Call it blasphemy, but one glorious day you will see just how right I am. I am the creator of the universe, my universe anyways, and I rule all that surrounds me. Nothing can or will happen to me that I don't allow to happen. Blame and excuses are for those who have no control, not only of their surroundings, but themselves. I live my life to my expectations, no one else's. With that said I will not allow anyone or anything to become a crutch for me to limp through life on, be it people, religion, money, or what have you. Do not fear me, for I am no danger to you. However do not threaten me or mine, if survival is your intent. So live life to the fullest, have fun at all times, with love and happiness in every breath, and there is no such thing as SIN.. "They must find it difficult, those who have taken authority as truth, instead of truth as authority." - Gerald Massey What started my zombie fixation: For years I have been into survivalism in general, then a buddy of mine got me interested in Zombie Squad Favorite zombie book: Generally only read non-fiction, but I have read J.L. Bourne's "Day by Day Armageddon" and it is a very good read. Favorite zombie movie: To date, don't have one, but I hope they succeed in making Last Blood into a movie. My wife and I: Tha Shizat_______________________________________________________________ Dolphinus (AKA Tara Terror) Even my daughter will provide cover fire with her .22 Da Brat My Survival Plan: Since this is a Zombie site, I will try to keep most answers relevant to Zeds My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web: (tha) shizat or shixat (still pronounced shizat) My location: Classified Is my plan dependent on zombies in your home town, or anywhere? Plan not dependent on zombies at all. My plan is about all inclusive as it can get, no matter when or where sh!t hits the fan, I try to be ready for it. Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else? On Z-day I will hole up for a couple of weeks, depending on the gestation of the virus causing the reanimation. Once the chaos has reduced due to lack of living, martial law, or what have you, I will create a team in my group to begin small raids. Within a month (or two) I will make a trip a state over to rescue friends family who live there (approx. 6 hour drive, 4 day hike). I understand the risk, but ultimately this is where we would like to end up anyways. If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there? Oops, just said. I am currently rebuilding an old pickup into my CVMS (Crisis Vehicular Movement Station), complete with HHO fuel. Got anyone I want to take with me? My wife, son, daughter and I will take care of anyone else I can deem as not infected. My whole neighborhood will "lock down" when SHTF. I have over an acre right inside my neighborhood for gardening, and we should remain fine with water as my house has a built in well in the basement. How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route? Communication while it lasts through cell, just to keep my out of state connections in touch so I know where they are when I head there. 12VDC HAM radios on solar power after infrastructure has failed. How am I planning to get food and water? H2O already specified, and raids for additional, to include food. I already have stored on a rotational basis 1 month food and water for approximately 10 people. What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that? I am martial arts trained, so my primary weapon of choice is my hands due to ease of use, no reloading, and stealth factor. Beyond that I enjoy the AR-15 and AK-47 models, both have their advantages and disadvantages. If I had a Class 3 license I would really love a suppressed MP5 with laser sight, or an m249 SAW but we can't have everything, right? I am working on getting a reload kit right now, due to the rising ammunition costs. I still will carry a machete although I have been shopping for a traditional katana (not one of these cheap display things), you know, something with at least one thousand folds, nearly costing more than my car. I train with my bokken frequently, and given a proper katana I could easily decapitate Zack. Don't get me wrong, this is not something everyone can do, but with plenty of practice, it is one ancient art that hasn't been lost. Got a survival philosophy? Stay low, keep quiet. The group can be as large as you want, but don't send out squads of larger that 5 or 6 in order to remain undetected. Learn what you can and cannot eat anywhere, and learn how to keep cool/warm, and stay dry. Beyond that, just remember anything that gives away your position is a potential failure. I would rather get a little stomach flu then get shot because I had to make a fire to cook my food. Am I willing to hook up with other survivors? I will gladly accept survivors, although I do realize this will probably be my ultimate demise, so I will be careful. The only reason I intend on trying to survive is to continuing of the human race. If I turned down those that came to my door, it would be like sending cattle to the slaughter. Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? Not really, I have been a survivalist since I was six. "Insanity is a perfectly natural adjustment to a totally unnatural and negative environment." -R.D. Laing
I know my house being in an urban setting is not the greatest, in a town with a population of only 100k things could still get out of hand. I still will lock down my property until the need to evacuate has risen so high that there is no other alternative. Here is a layout of my neighborhood: (Please note nothing on this is to scale)
Onto the good stuff...
This really deserves its own page, or perhaps thread, but I will leave that up to the moderators. We must start a campaign immediately to inform all elderly persons... On Z-Day Take out your false teeth! Please? Just in case? For the sake of humanity! My Score: Your result for Zombie Survival and Defence Test ... Zombie Expert 89% Survivability, 100% Knowledge and 77% Fighting! Surviving Non-Fatal Injuries I have been trained by the military in basic first aid, and my dad is a former EMT, so I have studied almost all of his first responder manuals. I have had to deal with a couple medical crises in the past, and believe that I handled them responsibly. One in our group is also a fully trained Army medic, so that will assist. I have FAKs on all 3 floors of the house, one at work, and one in each car, so least of all the basics are covered. My only major medical concern is nutrition, since all will be surviving (at least at first) on raided or stored goods, nutrition will be a major factor in mood, energy/fatigue, and even how fast you heal. As I said before I have a little over an acre, so as soon as defenses are in place, and the weather is right, it's off to gardening. My wife will probably be the resident Nutritionist, and hope that we can cover the essential vitamins, minerals, etc. so we can be our strongest for the Zeds. Evaluating Fellow Survivors Part of my plan is to remain invisible to any and all, survivor or Zack. Unless they know where we are, or we absolutely have no choice (due to lack of supplies, etc.), we will not announce ourselves to anyone. I would love to help everyone, but the larger the group, the more problematic it may become. If in the event that our location is discovered by a non-hostile group, or we need supplies and have voted to communicate with said outside party, a simple decon plan will be in place. I will have an entry perimeter built as a mutli-stage entrance. We will unlock the outside, not the inside and lock in their arbitrator/leader or what have you, asking that all weapons be left outside. Perhaps only allowing one or two others with them. We will then, once locked in the entrance gate, request they remove all articles of clothing, so we can evaluate for bite marks. Once satisfied with the inspection, we will gladly invite them into the open yard to do business. We will not invite them to join us, unless our numbers are so low that we have no choice. We will not let them inside our actual buildings unless we have no choice, only to maintain security. Once completed with business propositions, we will escort them back out the way they came. The reason why my answer here differs from my "about me" question of accepting survivors is the context I use. The way I answered this question is in the case of a group of survivors. In the case of a single wandering survivor I will probably accept them in after the decon has proven clear. Where a group will probably be already organized, and has better chances of survival than the lonely individual, so I am not comfortable with giving up my security for a group like that. What to do if your fortress is overrun My immediate action in the case of Z day is to begin moving items from my basement storage to upstairs (2nd floor), perhaps storing a few items in the attic. Boarding up the windows and doors on the first floor, and preparing the wall for plan B. In the event of an overrun, Plan B is ready to enact. All supplies have been moved to the 2nd floor, and I have exit from upstairs ready, by window or door (no there is no stairs to this door, but I can climb a rope up to it if necessary). My stairwell "wall" will be already built, with nothing left to do but bang in a few nails, screw in some screws, etc. I will then add some weight to my side of the wall with bookcases, etc. This should prove to be a good fall back. Plan C is somewhat simple, evacuating the upstairs, either to attic, or to my 3-car separated garage, whichever is deemed safest at the time. Zombie Hunting Ideas One thing to remember is that ammunition is always limited, life does not have that unlimited ammo cheat. Along with this, goes all other supplies, so you want to get the most bang for your buck. You have to remember, if they are attracted to sound, then shooting at them from you main base will only bring more. The only unnecessary time I would deliberately hunt them down is during target practice, and while training newbs. Even then, we will find high ground, a good 5+ miles away from home base to take them out. Or even possibly train the shooters under moving vehicle conditions, still miles away from home. Besides that, I will never draw attention to my base, and take out straggling Zeds remaining near using melee attacks and traps. Except for the basement, my base will be a light/noise free place. No invaders be them Zeds or raiders can attack something that they don't know is there. Fortress Additions I would probably keep busy taking charge of operations. Not as a dictator, but until someone more qualified entered our facility, I will take charge. In the few spare hours of the day that I have, I would probably be keeping notes of what has occurred in a journal type format. Beyond that, board games will probably be of the most value, and it will help morale by acting somewhat normal. All I know, is no matter how bored we get WE WILL NOT use zombies as carnival attractions. We can look out the fence to see one, forget bringing them inside... 72 hours before a class 4 outbreak 72 Hours is plenty I will accommodate your "spice" to my plan as necessary, so my 100k town is now your 5 million population city. Essentially the plan starts the same. I drop what I am doing, and get started on securing the house, windows, doors, etc. I would place a couple of calls to family out of state to explain and tell them where I will be, and find out where they are. Next, I know where 2 doctors are, one of which probably has more AK's then everybody in town together. But the other one won't be safe, so I will check on him, rescue him if possible. The CVS and Dollar General within blocks of my house would serve to retrieve any supplies that we are lacking at the time, but on a normal average day, we should already be fine. Next to the pawn/gun shops. Chances are, there are a couple that will not be touched, but coming night #1 they will get hit, and hit hard. You can expect anything of use will come back to home base. That night I will have finished the widows and doors, and my neighbors will be fully aware of the situation, and I have probably helped them secure their homes, perhaps even armed them. Communication will need to be established between the houses, so if one gets overrun the others can help. Morning of Day #2, last chance for fresh anything (meat, milk, etc.). If it wasn't grabbed at Dollar General, then I will drive approximately 20 miles outside of town to a grocery store that should still have pretty full shelves, and empty them... By afternoon of Day #2 I am at home, setting up exterior defenses. The chain link from the B-Ball court creates a new front yard fence for me. I setup my ladder from my balcony to get to the main roof. I setup a small zipline to my garage building, but only set with a basket for supplies. Evening on Day #2 guards are posted. One on the roof of the second story of the garage, and one on my house roof. Perhaps one on the roof of my friend across the street. By Day #3 I am ready. I should have food and water to last my family 3+ months without having to "shop." Given that I will support neighbors, it won't last that long, that's why I am constantly changing my numbers. Either way we should be about as good as we are going to be. The only thing I would add somewhere in there if I had time is finish gearing up my truck as an escape vehicle. Secondary thought: If the military is nowhere to be found, then the military base would be the best of all options due to security and availability supplies. Migrating to a base may be the choice alternative... Distracting Zombies Slingshots with either regular stones, pellets, or even Snap-Its and firecrackers. This is for close range. In long range there are many options, but the one that seems the safest is to get a vehicle with a decent sound system in it. Install a long range remote started kit (or modify a short range one, since I do electronics work) Crack the windows and have it parked at a 'distraction location.' The stereo should be be on, and playing something loud and cheezy, like Sinatra or something, and cranked up. When the time comes hit the remote start, and it should create your distraction. This could come in handy as a remote explosive too, once enough zombies have surrounded it... Why are we so fascinated by zombies? It's not so much the zombies that fascinate me. As I have said many times before, I am a survivalist first, zombie exterminator second. I believe the threat of a Z-virus is a real possibility, but is only one in a myriad of options that could bring the fall of humanity or the destruction of civilization. In the case of many disasters, society as a whole will find a way around, and eventually will survive. Zombification on the other hand (especially in class 3-4 outbreak) could become all inclusive, and clean up many problems we have in the world. Not that I wish this fate upon anyone in particular, but I feel that humanity is nothing more than a plague on this earth, working harder everyday to destroy the one thing that sustains our life, the Earth itself. If a zombie outbreak occurs, I would not enjoy the fact that I cannot just go outside and play on the jungle gym or what have you, but I will sleep peacefully at night knowing that I am truly free from tyrannical leaders, unjust laws, and all the associated rabble. Zombies may be the ultimate fear of some people, and that's why they dedicate their fascination to it. Me on the other hand, once secured in my home base, fear will not be the issue. In fact I may just pop a bottle of champagne while I am listening to the chaos in the streets, lights off, not making a sound... All photographs are (C) Copyright BHZRD.com Productions. And by the way, this so-called EasyEdit crap sucks and messes with formatting, please allow HTML.
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