I am the know-it-all that, well, knows it all, or rather everything that I've read, which has been quite extensive over my years. I will most definitely be on the internet if it was still running since a single solar panel can charge my phone and several other things at once. I have an extensive virtual library on this thing, I'd give you a tour but there's only one access key and I'm typing on it.

I have a fairly accurate shot, though I couldn't win any medals; I run faster than average, but once more,medal-lessworthy; I write, extremely well, won several competitions; I sing, same as before, many first place trophies (though it does nothing to help me for WTSHTF); and I have a cat that will be coming with me as both rat eater and a way to relax when every thing for that day is done.

I am currently a junior high student that can kick your bum if you try anything (yes, I am looking at you, you perverted old freaks!) and excelled for bothacademicsand reasoning for my age and possibly yours. I listen to Screamo and other forms of metal but can survive without any music (many people say they can, but find themselves humming when there is none; that is not without my dears), black is my favorite color because it's the purest without being fake and stain-able like white; and I'mvegetarianand I know how to eat without tofu and survive, so don't even say it's unrealistic after Z-Day. If anything, people that have grown attached to steaks, hamburgers, bacon and so forth will having a harder time eating in the apocalyptic world because your body can go into a with drawl with it suddenly being cut off and more than likely you don't know how to substitute theproteinand calories needed.

My “handle” should you look for you on the radio waves or web:Eli Nickleson
Will I be staying in my home or headed somewhere else?Close location to home
If I'm heading out, how do I plan to get there?My truck, it doesn't take even half a gallon to get there
Got anyone I want to take with me?Want to, yes; will, probably not (isn't that the true question?)
How will I communicate with the outside world, or do I plan to go the hermit route?being a hermit has always interested me

How am I planning to get food and water?growing, collecting, hunting, its right next to a lake
What’s my weapon of choice? Do you need to reload that thing? Gotta plan for that?bow and arrow, I can make arrows and only need a small, sharpened tip about as big as the end of a nail to make itpiercebone; hand gun in emergencies
Got a survival philosophy?If you don't do anything, might as well be a zombie.
Am I willing to hook up with other survivors?Yea but I'm taking no ****.
Is my plan based on a book/movie/blog/scientist other survivors may have heard of? **** no!

You are the badass of all badasses. Everyone should be like you if we want a chance of survival. Many people will follow you into the remote location that you have made prior to the zombie war. And you are smart enough to have sniffer dogs at your front gates. You have no mercy for the un-dead and will shoot any infected person that tried to make it into your compound. Your face will be on the 20 dollar bill for the world to see. Your chances of survival are amazing, 10:1.