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100 Things To Do During A Zombie Outbreak
In all horror films involving zombies, a lot of the people seem to die due to silly mistakes. This is a list where the users can compile advice, in a slightly humorous/disturbed manner. (based on the 100 things to do as an evil overlord)
When posting, please keep the numbers linear.
1. During a Zombie outbreak, I shall not approach a moaning, hunched up man and ask if he's alright.
2. If it is the middle of the night, I will not approach a moaning couple and try to make a dirty joke.
3. Close and Lock all entrances to your home.
4. Reload.
5. No funny business or personal time. Be ready not unprepared. You should rather die as a fighting/surviving than die doing funny things.
6. On no account shall I rescue my girlfriends friends, they'll probably be bitten anyway.
Jhonny Ross:
i think its stupid to leave someone you know behind and say "they'll probably be bitten anyway."
because they are your friends! and maybe you should consider this time as a time to unite together. 1 man armies suck! they are just like in the movies and in real life, you cant survive without comrades. so i contradict to this "to do" number 6.
7. I shall remember that a pub with a broken window, is NOT safe, no matter if it has a rifle.
9. Nor should I consider an over-sized police station safe.
10. I don't care if the gun shop doesn't have any beer, it's still a better place to raid then Wal-Mart.
11. Place Halloween masks on a group of zombie's faces and take a picture. then promptly run them over with a shopping cart.
12. Don't be the dead asshole.
17. Keep a safety kit prepared before the attack happens.
18. Learn the layout of your towns emergency shelters for a possible hideout.
19. Shoot your neighbors* that kept you up all night. *On the condition that they happen to be zombies now.....>.>
AZ-Terminator001
20. Take out Zombies in small groups. Big Hordes MUST be avoided (unless you have a belt of grenades or a death wish)
21. Turn into a totally hot bad-A chick that wears high heels but can magically sprint and kill tons of zombies while wearing skimpy clothes.(what the hell? I didn't write this!)
Mr Wenz
22. Make sure you have enough things to keep you warm in winter( quilts, towels, scarfs etc)
23. Make Sure you have an escape plan.
24. Make sure you have something to keep you occupied because there's nothing else to do.
25. MOST IMPORTANT - DO NOT GET BIT
EliotR
26. Don't play that funky music white boy! (lol)
[RE]Leon
27. Don't get eliminated!
28. While we go down this bright hallway with huge guns, I want you to go down into the dark basement with only a handgun.
29. If you DO play that funky music, white boy, be sure the "funky" music doesn't make your black neighbor mad and kill you.
THE MAD BADGER (sarcastic)
30. When being chased by a zombie or zombies. Obviously,your means of escape is to run upstairs and lock yourself in a room with a thin wooden door, and no windows.
31. When moving covertly in groups, always have a hysterical woman close at hand. You'll never know when it will come in handy for your otherwise safe position to be compromised!
32. Whenever possible, give the person with no experience with weapons, the largest fully automatic available. Don't worry, he'll be ok!!!
33. When moving on your own, never check behind you! Danger never comes from behind!!!!!
34. When stopping for a rest, always put your weapon down slightly out of reach. And sit with your back to the darkness/the shrubbery, nothing will be hiding there!
35. If given the chance, try to get your photo taken with a friendly zombie. Try giving him/her a kiss on the cheek.
Scyoni (sarcastic)
36. Leave the safe zone to investigate every little sound- you'll have a much better chance to kill the threat if you leave your pre-prepared area!
37. Travel at night, because zombies are -totally- more sight dependent than you are.
38. Hole up in the mall. I'm sure it'll be deserted.
39. Use the old anti-venom method to cure your infected friend- just suck out the poison! It won't kill you both!
40. Barricade the door of whatever building you enter before checking it for zombies.
41. Magically learn how to use firearms you've never seen in your life without even having recoil problems.
42. Drive out onto an open highway with a limited amount of gas and no idea where you're going.
43. Turn off said highway onto an abandoned dirt road. Because you're sure that's the right way.
44. Leave town with the others on the highway- they know where they're going.
45. Walk around your base without a wearing and/or having a packed bag nearby. You'll obviously have time to pack one before you have to leave.
46. Assume that sound was just a dog. (psssst, it wasn't)
47. Leave your copy of the bibl- I mean the Zombie Survival Guide, at home.
Auto2579
87. Eat delicacies such as Pig's Brains to acquire the taste before you are forced to like them.
88. Make sexy time with the hot girl in your group. Zombies have a very good sense of timing and will always let you finish.
89. Always smash through your protective barrier to go out and get the Zeds. since you're going to kill them all, there is no need to keep it intact.
90. Never wait until your magazine is empty before you reload.
91. FIRE BAD!
92) Pay attention to your group's morale. Multiple battles have been won or lost by who stong the troops' morale was.
93) Nothing has a higher priority than survival. Having all the food, the best weapons, and the strongest fortress won't do you any good if you're dead.
94) Keep all your supllies organized so you can find them easily.
95) If you know for a fact you are going to die, shoot yourself in the head and leave the rest of your supplies to your group or a group that can use them for a good cause.
96) You don't have too kill it. Just stop it from bitting you. Therfore, a melee weapon can come in handy by keeping zombies at bay
97) In a group, be the nice guy. Relive people's stress, keep up the morale, show a positive attitude, etc. Trust me morale works wonders.
Lamnont
98) I think it should be number 1
IRISH4LIFE
99.Screw like rabbits.
100.SURVIVE!!!
101. Makesure they are dead!@
When posting, please keep the numbers linear.
1. During a Zombie outbreak, I shall not approach a moaning, hunched up man and ask if he's alright.
2. If it is the middle of the night, I will not approach a moaning couple and try to make a dirty joke.
3. Close and Lock all entrances to your home.
4. Reload.
5. No funny business or personal time. Be ready not unprepared. You should rather die as a fighting/surviving than die doing funny things.
6. On no account shall I rescue my girlfriends friends, they'll probably be bitten anyway.
Jhonny Ross:
i think its stupid to leave someone you know behind and say "they'll probably be bitten anyway."
because they are your friends! and maybe you should consider this time as a time to unite together. 1 man armies suck! they are just like in the movies and in real life, you cant survive without comrades. so i contradict to this "to do" number 6.
7. I shall remember that a pub with a broken window, is NOT safe, no matter if it has a rifle.
8. I shall not enter an abandoned mansion or factory.
9. Nor should I consider an over-sized police station safe.
10. I don't care if the gun shop doesn't have any beer, it's still a better place to raid then Wal-Mart.
11. Place Halloween masks on a group of zombie's faces and take a picture. then promptly run them over with a shopping cart.
12. Don't be the dead asshole.
13. If animals make noise or seem agitated, don't ignore the warning.
14. If rescuing a group of survivors, quarantine any wounded until sure they aren't infected.
15. When leaving the safe-zone to fight zombies, don't show off.
16. Learn to shoot a weapon accurately. 17. Keep a safety kit prepared before the attack happens.
18. Learn the layout of your towns emergency shelters for a possible hideout.
19. Shoot your neighbors* that kept you up all night. *On the condition that they happen to be zombies now.....>.>
AZ-Terminator001
20. Take out Zombies in small groups. Big Hordes MUST be avoided (unless you have a belt of grenades or a death wish)
21. Turn into a totally hot bad-A chick that wears high heels but can magically sprint and kill tons of zombies while wearing skimpy clothes.(what the hell? I didn't write this!)
Mr Wenz
22. Make sure you have enough things to keep you warm in winter( quilts, towels, scarfs etc)
23. Make Sure you have an escape plan.
24. Make sure you have something to keep you occupied because there's nothing else to do.
25. MOST IMPORTANT - DO NOT GET BIT
EliotR
26. Don't play that funky music white boy! (lol)
[RE]Leon
27. Don't get eliminated!
28. While we go down this bright hallway with huge guns, I want you to go down into the dark basement with only a handgun.
29. If you DO play that funky music, white boy, be sure the "funky" music doesn't make your black neighbor mad and kill you.
THE MAD BADGER (sarcastic)
30. When being chased by a zombie or zombies. Obviously,your means of escape is to run upstairs and lock yourself in a room with a thin wooden door, and no windows.
31. When moving covertly in groups, always have a hysterical woman close at hand. You'll never know when it will come in handy for your otherwise safe position to be compromised!
32. Whenever possible, give the person with no experience with weapons, the largest fully automatic available. Don't worry, he'll be ok!!!
33. When moving on your own, never check behind you! Danger never comes from behind!!!!!
34. When stopping for a rest, always put your weapon down slightly out of reach. And sit with your back to the darkness/the shrubbery, nothing will be hiding there!
35. If given the chance, try to get your photo taken with a friendly zombie. Try giving him/her a kiss on the cheek.
Scyoni (sarcastic)
36. Leave the safe zone to investigate every little sound- you'll have a much better chance to kill the threat if you leave your pre-prepared area!
37. Travel at night, because zombies are -totally- more sight dependent than you are.
38. Hole up in the mall. I'm sure it'll be deserted.
39. Use the old anti-venom method to cure your infected friend- just suck out the poison! It won't kill you both!
40. Barricade the door of whatever building you enter before checking it for zombies.
41. Magically learn how to use firearms you've never seen in your life without even having recoil problems.
42. Drive out onto an open highway with a limited amount of gas and no idea where you're going.
43. Turn off said highway onto an abandoned dirt road. Because you're sure that's the right way.
44. Leave town with the others on the highway- they know where they're going.
45. Walk around your base without a wearing and/or having a packed bag nearby. You'll obviously have time to pack one before you have to leave.
46. Assume that sound was just a dog. (psssst, it wasn't)
47. Leave your copy of the bibl- I mean the Zombie Survival Guide, at home.
(bushwaker10)
47.5 always remember tip 81
48. Not take up the ritual of shooting the heads of corpses before burial. I'm sure it won't get back up. You hit it pretty hard with your shovel.
49. Assume the airport's still open.
50. Trust the military to fix things.
51. Assume you'll always have power.
52. Assume you'll always have water.
53. Fall asleep on guard duty. You'll totally wake up.
54. Sleep less than 8 hours a day. You really don't need it.
55. Down is out. Don't bother checking to make sure.
56. Waste as much ammo as possible.
57. Drown a zombie- it'll totally stay dead.
58. Go on a supply run alone.
59. Pick a hospital as your base.
60. Don't bother posting anything on youtube or getting the news out when you have time.
61. Everyone's friendly! What do you mean, raiders?
62. Armor is for wimps.
63. Go into the city for supplies!
ZombieStomp (Sarcasm)
64. I shall never make more than one Holy Jesus Were Screwed back up plan because my first one is flawless and will kill all of the local zombies.
65. I don't need no freakin' allies! Let them team up and try to raid me of all my stocks of ammo and food! they only outnumber me twenty to one.
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66. If you min Canada, you die in real life!
67. There is no reset button. You will not respawn.
68. "Change? Change?......Got any...change?"
69. That "urban fellow" has a gun. And it's probably nickel-plated.
70. The sexy zombie is not your friend.
71. The ugly zombie isn't either.
72. Don't drop the soap.
73. You will survive, along with your girlfriend that you are kinda almost not seeing anymore, but all your friends/family/legitimate girlfriends will die.
74. Zombies have feelings too. The feeling of hunger for BRAINS!!!
75. Light the mattress on fire.
76.Totally eating the dog who helped you survive since the invasion when food runs out is a completely good idea. Showing you're tough against animals is always good when you're trying to impress the lady fellow survivors.
77. RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
85.If your a hot girl, be sure to find me
.andrew
86. Touch MC hammer
48. Not take up the ritual of shooting the heads of corpses before burial. I'm sure it won't get back up. You hit it pretty hard with your shovel.
49. Assume the airport's still open.
50. Trust the military to fix things.
51. Assume you'll always have power.
52. Assume you'll always have water.
53. Fall asleep on guard duty. You'll totally wake up.
54. Sleep less than 8 hours a day. You really don't need it.
55. Down is out. Don't bother checking to make sure.
56. Waste as much ammo as possible.
57. Drown a zombie- it'll totally stay dead.
58. Go on a supply run alone.
59. Pick a hospital as your base.
60. Don't bother posting anything on youtube or getting the news out when you have time.
61. Everyone's friendly! What do you mean, raiders?
62. Armor is for wimps.
63. Go into the city for supplies!
ZombieStomp (Sarcasm)
64. I shall never make more than one Holy Jesus Were Screwed back up plan because my first one is flawless and will kill all of the local zombies.
65. I don't need no freakin' allies! Let them team up and try to raid me of all my stocks of ammo and food! they only outnumber me twenty to one.
-------
66. If you min Canada, you die in real life!
67. There is no reset button. You will not respawn.
68. "Change? Change?......Got any...change?"
69. That "urban fellow" has a gun. And it's probably nickel-plated.
70. The sexy zombie is not your friend.
71. The ugly zombie isn't either.
72. Don't drop the soap.
73. You will survive, along with your girlfriend that you are kinda almost not seeing anymore, but all your friends/family/legitimate girlfriends will die.
74. Zombies have feelings too. The feeling of hunger for BRAINS!!!
75. Light the mattress on fire.
76.Totally eating the dog who helped you survive since the invasion when food runs out is a completely good idea. Showing you're tough against animals is always good when you're trying to impress the lady fellow survivors.
77. RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Bushwaker10
78. Reload. you probably forgot to do that since number four.
79. Rubber is not edible.
80. Seriously. its not.
81. always remember tip number 47.5
random guy who pretended to be bushwaker10
82. If u bit blow your own brains out no one wants to do it for u
83.reproduce make kids to kill the zombies for u
84. NO FROZEN TACOS they give u nasty gas
xIRISH4LIFEx
xIRISH4LIFEx
85.If your a hot girl, be sure to find me
.andrew
86. Touch MC hammer
Auto2579
87. Eat delicacies such as Pig's Brains to acquire the taste before you are forced to like them.
88. Make sexy time with the hot girl in your group. Zombies have a very good sense of timing and will always let you finish.
89. Always smash through your protective barrier to go out and get the Zeds. since you're going to kill them all, there is no need to keep it intact.
90. Never wait until your magazine is empty before you reload.
91. FIRE BAD!
92) Pay attention to your group's morale. Multiple battles have been won or lost by who stong the troops' morale was.
93) Nothing has a higher priority than survival. Having all the food, the best weapons, and the strongest fortress won't do you any good if you're dead.
94) Keep all your supllies organized so you can find them easily.
95) If you know for a fact you are going to die, shoot yourself in the head and leave the rest of your supplies to your group or a group that can use them for a good cause.
96) You don't have too kill it. Just stop it from bitting you. Therfore, a melee weapon can come in handy by keeping zombies at bay
97) In a group, be the nice guy. Relive people's stress, keep up the morale, show a positive attitude, etc. Trust me morale works wonders.
Lamnont
98) I think it should be number 1
IRISH4LIFE
99.Screw like rabbits.
100.SURVIVE!!!
101. Makesure they are dead!@
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