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In all horror films involving zombies, a lot of the people seem to die due to silly mistakes. This is a list where the users can compile advice, in a slightly humorous/disturbed manner. (based on the 100 Things To Do As An Evil Overlord)
When posting, please keep the numbers linear.
1. During a Zombie outbreak, I shall not approach a moaning, hunched up man and ask if he's alright.
2. If it is the middle of the night, I will not approach a moaning couple and try to make a dirty joke.
3. Close and Lock all entrances to your home.
4. Reload.
5. No funny business or personal time. Be ready, not unprepared. You should prefer to die as a fighting/surviving than die doing zee funny business.
6. On no account shall I rescue my girlfriends friends. They'll probably be bitten anyway.
[[Sidenote from Johnny Ross:
I think its stupid to leave someone you know behind and say "they'll probably be bitten anyway."
Because they are your friends! And maybe you should consider this time as a time to unite together. One man armies suck! They are just like in the movies and in real life, you cant survive without comrades. So I contradict to this "to do" number 6.
Sidenote all gone, now]]
7. I shall remember that a pub with a broken window is NOT safe, no matter if it has a rifle.
9. Nor should I consider an over-sized police station safe.
10. I don't care if the gun shop doesn't have any beer, it's still a better place to raid then Wal-Mart.
11. Place Halloween masks on a group of zombie's faces and take a picture. then promptly run them over with a shopping cart.
12. Don't be the dead arsehole.
15. When leaving the safe-zone to fight zombies, don't show off.
16. Learn to shoot a weapon accurately.
17. Keep a safety kit prepared before the attack happens.
18. Learn the layout of your towns emergency shelters for a possible hideout.
19. Shoot your neighbors* that kept you up all night. *On the condition that they happen to be zombies now.....>.>
AZ-Terminator001
20. Take out Zombies in small groups. Big Hordes MUST be avoided (unless you have a belt of grenades or a death wish)
21. Turn into a totally hot bad-A chick that wears high heels but can magically sprint and kill tons of zombies while wearing skimpy clothes.(what the hell? I didn't write this!)
Mr Wenz
22. Make sure you have enough things to keep you warm in winter( quilts, towels, scarfs etc)
23. Make Sure you have an escape plan.
24. Make sure you have something to keep you occupied because there's nothing else to do.
25. MOST IMPORTANT - DO NOT GET BIT
EliotR
26. Don't play that funky music, white boy!
[RE]Leon
27. Don't get eliminated!
28. While we go down this bright hallway with huge guns, I want you to go down into the dark basement with only a handgun.
29. If you DO play that funky music, white boy, be sure the "funky" music doesn't make your black neighbour mad and kill you.
THE MAD BADGER:
30. When being chased by a zombie or zombies, your means of escape is obviously to run upstairs and lock yourself in a room with a thin wooden door and no windows.
31. When moving covertly in groups, always have a hysterical woman close at hand. You'll never know when it will come in handy for your otherwise safe position to be compromised!
32. Whenever possible, give the person with no experience with weapons, the largest fully automatic available. Don't worry, he'll be okay!
33. When moving on your own, never check behind you! Danger never comes from behind!
34. When stopping for a rest, always put your weapon down slightly out of reach and sit with your back to the darkness/the shrubbery. Nothing will be hiding in there!
35. If given the chance, try to get your photo taken with a friendly zombie. Try giving him/her a kiss on the cheek.
Scyoni:
36. Leave the safe zone to investigate every little sound -- you'll have a much better chance to kill the threat if you leave your pre-prepared area!
37. Travel at night, because zombies are *totally* more sight dependent than you are.
38. Hole up in the mall. I'm sure it'll be deserted.
39. Use the old anti-venom method to cure your infected friend -- just suck out the poison! It won't kill you both!
40. Barricade the door of whatever building you enter before checking it for zombies.
41. Magically learn how to use firearms you've never seen in your life without even having recoil problems.
42. Drive out onto an open highway with a limited amount of gas and no idea where you're going.
43. Turn off said highway onto an abandoned dirt road. Because you're sure that's the right way.
44. Leave town with the others on the highway -- they know where they're going.
45. Walk around your base without a wearing and/or having a packed bag nearby. You'll obviously have time to pack one before you have to leave.
46. Assume that sound was just a dog. (psssst, it wasn't)
47. Leave your copy of the bibl- I mean the Zombie Survival Guide, at home.
Auto2579
87. Eat delicacies such as Pig's Brains to acquire the taste before you are forced to like them.
88. Make sexy time with the hot girl in your group. Zombies have a very good sense of timing and will always let you finish.
89. Always smash through your protective barrier to go out and get the Zeds. Since you're going to kill them all, there is no need to keep it intact.
90. Never wait until your magazine is empty before you reload.
91. FIRE BAD!
92) Pay attention to your group's morale. Multiple battles have been won or lost by how strong the troops' morale was.
93) Nothing has a higher priority than survival. Having all the food, the best weapons, and the strongest fortress won't do you any good if you're dead.
94) Keep all your supplies organized so you can find them easily.
95) If you know for a fact you are going to die, shoot yourself in the head and leave the rest of your supplies to your group or a group that can use them for a good cause.
96) You don't have too kill it. Just stop it from bitting you. Therefor, a melee weapon can come in handy by keeping zombies at bay
97) In a group, be the nice guy. Relive people's stress, keep up the morale, show a positive attitude, etc. Trust me morale works wonders.
Lamnont:
98) I think it should be number 1
xIRISH4LIFEx:
99.Screw like rabbits.
100.SURVIVE!!!
101. Makesure they are dead!@
AZ-Terminator001:
102: I don't care if your .50 machine gun has neon lights and infra-red automated tracking systems! I'm taking a fecking shotgun into that tightly-packed building, and that's final!
103: I don't care if your shotgun has uber L33T rounds that spray acid and diamond shrapnel everywhere! I'm taking a machine gun to fight those zombies on that open plain, and that's final!
104: Build a Nano-Suit
105: Failing 104, give your firearms Incendiary Rounds
From your Friendly Neighbourhood Drewblet:
106. NEVER bring a communist. They always get you killed. Trust me. I’ve had it happen dozens of times.
107. You show me Stalin’s grave, and I’ll show you a communist plot. Gneahahahaha!
108. Sausage bugs aren’t really flying wads of unused pork residue from Germany. They don't taste so good.
109. Eat the strychnine, instead. It always helps.
110. Contrary to popular belief, croquet mallets don’t make better weapons than crowbars.
111. Contrary to popular belief, the fan on your roof won’t cut off a zombie’s head.
112. Contrary to popular belief, your broom handle won’t implode a zombie’s skull with one tap.
113. Contrary to popular belief, the level five pistol doesn’t come with an extended magazine, explosive rounds that make no noise, a zombie detecting radar and a silencer. Contrary to popular belief, there’s no such thing as a level five pistol. "Blasphemy!" cry the villagers!
114. Contrary to popular belief, zombies are, in fact, made by the ninja chickens from Mars in their mass-produced Zomb-a-Trons. If you want to stop the zombie apocalypse, pull a Fallout 3 expansion and pwn a spaceship full o' ninja chickens.
115. Little known fact: Ben Franklin loved working in the nude. Every morning, he’d wake up early, strip down, open the window for a cool breeze, and start penning his thoughts for a few hours. Always remember that. It’ll get you through any disaster.
116. Contrary to popular belief, tire irons don’t make good salsa.
117. Always remember rule no. 81.
118. Contrary to popular belief, Brak of the Brak Show can’t sing.
119. Contrary to popular belief, book burnings aren’t good places to put pacified zombies. Nazis don’t want undead people with their heads blown off to ruin their celebrations. Just look at CoD5 if you want to see what happened the first time.
120. Guns do a good job with killing things.
121. Cats don’t like being thrown through windows. Use a chair.
122. When depression sets in, always do it for the Hispanic guy who waters your plants, for the mumbly lady who vacuums the carpet, for the security guard who stares just a little too hard.
123. .357 magnum revolvers have big bullets. Use them.
124. Contrary to popular belief, Styrofoam and gas doesn’t make good napalm. Der gas and der motor oil are better. Much better. . .
125. Contrary to popular belief, you shouldn’t use napalm. See 91.
126. Contrary to popular belief, zombies aren’t mean, they’re just misunderstood. Walk around with an HDTV playing Doctor Phil, and ts'all gud.
127. Contrary to popular belief, bombs do affect you. You aren’t high-amounts-of-fire-and-pressure-proof.
128. Contrary to popular belief, playing Bioshock for twelve hours straight isn’t a desensitization exercise.
129. Contrary to popular belief, prisoners don’t come around and see your point of view after two days of imprisonment.
130. Contrary to popular belief, zombies don't make nummy num-nums.
131. Neither do dogs.
132. Or cats.
133. But that’s just because.
134. They’re cute.
135. And cuddly.
136. And warm.
137. Not zombies.
138. Just cats.
139. And dogs.
140. Contrary to popular belief, cross-dressers don’t make good bunk mates.
141. What do you call a stupid lion? A LEOTARD! Gneahahahaha! Shout that into a megaphone during a raid, and ts'all gud.
142. AND NOW FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS: Has anyone on this here wiki dun thunk o' dental care? Eh? Have ya? Eh?
End of Drewblet's fun-filled crap.
AZ-Terminator001
143. At 142, BRUSH. YOUR. TEETH!
144. Record Yourself doing the Thriller dance in front of some Zombies and see if they join in (could be useful, I know it will)
145. Failing that, get Micheal Jackson to make them Undead Suckas dance!
146. What do you call an inferior drewb? A drewblet! "Drewblet is a wolf in sheep's clothing." -- Drewblet, in Star Trek the Movie.
147. Don't think Milla Jovovich will fall right in front of you unleash her awesome ninja moves on the zombies like she did in Resident Evil.
Why?
147.1) She doesn't have awsome ninja moves
147.2) Resident Evil is a load of bull s**t
148. When in doubt, use more firepower
149. There is no such thing as too much firepower
150. But that doesn't mean
151. You can carry around
152. Nuclear Warheads
153. That's suicide!
154. Contrary to EVERYONE on this site, Zombies on fire are better than Zombies not on fire. Why?
1) Fire emits light. Light helps you see. Seeing helps you kill things better.
2) They can catch other Zombies on fire, turning it into an Inferno horde.
3) Zombies on fire can't sneak up behind you. Not because fire negates their sneakiness, but because only the down-right STUPID would wonder what that moaning light is behind them and NOT turn around.
155. Don't go do a 21st Century 300.
Deacan:
156.Sure, make a BoB. Don't plan on being home to get it though.
157.Don't smoke cigs. I will want them.
158.Don't expect FedEx to be bringing you the zombie armour you got off of E-bay the day of the invasion.
159.Don't even try going to an island unless you can already sail.
160.Have plan A. Then followed by plan B,C,D,E, and OMG.
161.No one is allowed into general population of your base unless going through a week of quarantine.
162.Gas doesn't last forever. Get used to the idea of walking, or horses.
163.DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE A VEHICLE RUN OFF OF METHANE OR PROPANE! CAN YOU SAY BOOM!?
164.Your fiber glass Plymoth Neon is not a zombie killing machine.
165.Please take baths.
Zombehs' Sarcasm:
166. Save the hot girl even though she will die anyway and leave you with the ugly ones.
167. When attempting to save one you will die and they will live.
168. Commiting suicide isn't the answer and you probably won't do it right.
169. Best idea in the world is to walk in guns blazing.
170. Don't leave a escape route in your base because it's obviously impenetrable.
171. Don't assume that because you kick ass on Nazi-Zombie survival mode, you'll survive longer than 5 minutes in a real attack.
172. And don't go searching for a box with a glowing ? on the top in the hope of getting a ray gun.
The Night Fox:
173: Contrary to popular belief, you don't have superpowers.
174: Contrary to popular belief, you don't have a crosshair in real life
175: Contrary to popular belief, lots of counter strike doensn't mean you are a great marksman
176: Contrary to popular belief, seeing your dad's gun being used doesn't make you a great shooter
177: Contrary to popular belief, using your dad's gun a few times doesn't make you a great shooter
END OF TNF's ones.
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When posting, please keep the numbers linear.
1. During a Zombie outbreak, I shall not approach a moaning, hunched up man and ask if he's alright.
2. If it is the middle of the night, I will not approach a moaning couple and try to make a dirty joke.
3. Close and Lock all entrances to your home.
4. Reload.
5. No funny business or personal time. Be ready, not unprepared. You should prefer to die as a fighting/surviving than die doing zee funny business.
6. On no account shall I rescue my girlfriends friends. They'll probably be bitten anyway.
[[Sidenote from Johnny Ross:
I think its stupid to leave someone you know behind and say "they'll probably be bitten anyway."
Because they are your friends! And maybe you should consider this time as a time to unite together. One man armies suck! They are just like in the movies and in real life, you cant survive without comrades. So I contradict to this "to do" number 6.
Sidenote all gone, now]]
7. I shall remember that a pub with a broken window is NOT safe, no matter if it has a rifle.
8. I shall not enter an abandoned mansion or factory.
9. Nor should I consider an over-sized police station safe.
10. I don't care if the gun shop doesn't have any beer, it's still a better place to raid then Wal-Mart.
11. Place Halloween masks on a group of zombie's faces and take a picture. then promptly run them over with a shopping cart.
12. Don't be the dead arsehole.
13. If animals make noise or seem agitated, don't ignore the warning.
14. If rescuing a group of survivors, quarantine any wounded until sure they aren't infected.
15. When leaving the safe-zone to fight zombies, don't show off.
16. Learn to shoot a weapon accurately.
17. Keep a safety kit prepared before the attack happens.
18. Learn the layout of your towns emergency shelters for a possible hideout.
19. Shoot your neighbors* that kept you up all night. *On the condition that they happen to be zombies now.....>.>
AZ-Terminator001
20. Take out Zombies in small groups. Big Hordes MUST be avoided (unless you have a belt of grenades or a death wish)
21. Turn into a totally hot bad-A chick that wears high heels but can magically sprint and kill tons of zombies while wearing skimpy clothes.(what the hell? I didn't write this!)
Mr Wenz
22. Make sure you have enough things to keep you warm in winter( quilts, towels, scarfs etc)
23. Make Sure you have an escape plan.
24. Make sure you have something to keep you occupied because there's nothing else to do.
25. MOST IMPORTANT - DO NOT GET BIT
EliotR
26. Don't play that funky music, white boy!
[RE]Leon
27. Don't get eliminated!
28. While we go down this bright hallway with huge guns, I want you to go down into the dark basement with only a handgun.
29. If you DO play that funky music, white boy, be sure the "funky" music doesn't make your black neighbour mad and kill you.
THE MAD BADGER:
30. When being chased by a zombie or zombies, your means of escape is obviously to run upstairs and lock yourself in a room with a thin wooden door and no windows.
31. When moving covertly in groups, always have a hysterical woman close at hand. You'll never know when it will come in handy for your otherwise safe position to be compromised!
32. Whenever possible, give the person with no experience with weapons, the largest fully automatic available. Don't worry, he'll be okay!
33. When moving on your own, never check behind you! Danger never comes from behind!
34. When stopping for a rest, always put your weapon down slightly out of reach and sit with your back to the darkness/the shrubbery. Nothing will be hiding in there!
35. If given the chance, try to get your photo taken with a friendly zombie. Try giving him/her a kiss on the cheek.
Scyoni:
36. Leave the safe zone to investigate every little sound -- you'll have a much better chance to kill the threat if you leave your pre-prepared area!
37. Travel at night, because zombies are *totally* more sight dependent than you are.
38. Hole up in the mall. I'm sure it'll be deserted.
39. Use the old anti-venom method to cure your infected friend -- just suck out the poison! It won't kill you both!
40. Barricade the door of whatever building you enter before checking it for zombies.
41. Magically learn how to use firearms you've never seen in your life without even having recoil problems.
42. Drive out onto an open highway with a limited amount of gas and no idea where you're going.
43. Turn off said highway onto an abandoned dirt road. Because you're sure that's the right way.
44. Leave town with the others on the highway -- they know where they're going.
45. Walk around your base without a wearing and/or having a packed bag nearby. You'll obviously have time to pack one before you have to leave.
46. Assume that sound was just a dog. (psssst, it wasn't)
47. Leave your copy of the bibl- I mean the Zombie Survival Guide, at home.
47.5 always remember tip 81.
48. Don't take up the ritual of shooting the heads of corpses before burial. I'm sure it won't get back up. You hit it pretty hard with that shovel.
49. Assume the airport's still open.
50. Trust the military to fix things.
51. Assume you'll always have power.
52. Assume you'll always have water.
53. Fall asleep on guard duty. You'll totally wake up.
54. Sleep less than 8 hours a day. You really don't need it.
55. Down is out. Don't bother checking to make sure.
56. Waste as much ammo as possible.
57. Drown a zombie- it'll totally stay dead.
58. Go on a supply run alone.
59. Pick a hospital as your base.
60. Don't bother posting anything on YouTube or getting the news out when you have time.
61. Everyone's friendly! What do you mean, "raiders"?
62. Armour is for wimps.
63. Go into the city for supplies!
ZombieStomp:
64. I shall never make more than one Holy Jesus We're Screwed back up plan because my first one is flawless and will kill all of the local zombies.
65. I don't need no freakin' allies! Let them team up and try to raid me of all my stocks of ammo and food! They only outnumber me twenty to one.
-------
66. If you min Canada, you die in real life!
67. There is no reset button. You will not respawn.
68. "Change? Change?......Got any...change?"
69. That "urban fellow" has a gun. And it's probably nickel-plated.
70. The sexy zombie is not your friend.
71. The ugly zombie isn't either.
72. Don't drop the soap.
73. You will survive, along with your girlfriend that you are kinda almost not seeing anymore, but all your friends/family/legitimate girlfriends will die.
74. Zombies have feelings too. The feeling of hunger for BRAINS!!!
75. Light the mattress on fire.
76.Totally eating the dog who helped you survive since the invasion when food runs out is a completely good idea. Showing you're tough against animals is always good when you're trying to impress the lady survivors.
77. RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
85. If you're a hot girl, be sure to find me
.andrew
86. Touch MC hammer
48. Don't take up the ritual of shooting the heads of corpses before burial. I'm sure it won't get back up. You hit it pretty hard with that shovel.
49. Assume the airport's still open.
50. Trust the military to fix things.
51. Assume you'll always have power.
52. Assume you'll always have water.
53. Fall asleep on guard duty. You'll totally wake up.
54. Sleep less than 8 hours a day. You really don't need it.
55. Down is out. Don't bother checking to make sure.
56. Waste as much ammo as possible.
57. Drown a zombie- it'll totally stay dead.
58. Go on a supply run alone.
59. Pick a hospital as your base.
60. Don't bother posting anything on YouTube or getting the news out when you have time.
61. Everyone's friendly! What do you mean, "raiders"?
62. Armour is for wimps.
63. Go into the city for supplies!
ZombieStomp:
64. I shall never make more than one Holy Jesus We're Screwed back up plan because my first one is flawless and will kill all of the local zombies.
65. I don't need no freakin' allies! Let them team up and try to raid me of all my stocks of ammo and food! They only outnumber me twenty to one.
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66. If you min Canada, you die in real life!
67. There is no reset button. You will not respawn.
68. "Change? Change?......Got any...change?"
69. That "urban fellow" has a gun. And it's probably nickel-plated.
70. The sexy zombie is not your friend.
71. The ugly zombie isn't either.
72. Don't drop the soap.
73. You will survive, along with your girlfriend that you are kinda almost not seeing anymore, but all your friends/family/legitimate girlfriends will die.
74. Zombies have feelings too. The feeling of hunger for BRAINS!!!
75. Light the mattress on fire.
76.Totally eating the dog who helped you survive since the invasion when food runs out is a completely good idea. Showing you're tough against animals is always good when you're trying to impress the lady survivors.
77. RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
78. Reload. you probably forgot to do that since number four.
79. Rubber is not edible.
80. Seriously. It's not.
81. Always remember tip number 47.5
random guy who pretended to be bushwaker10:
82. If u bit blow your own brains out no one wants to do it for u
83. reproduce make kids to kill the zombies for u
85. If you're a hot girl, be sure to find me
.andrew
86. Touch MC hammer
Auto2579
87. Eat delicacies such as Pig's Brains to acquire the taste before you are forced to like them.
88. Make sexy time with the hot girl in your group. Zombies have a very good sense of timing and will always let you finish.
89. Always smash through your protective barrier to go out and get the Zeds. Since you're going to kill them all, there is no need to keep it intact.
90. Never wait until your magazine is empty before you reload.
91. FIRE BAD!
92) Pay attention to your group's morale. Multiple battles have been won or lost by how strong the troops' morale was.
93) Nothing has a higher priority than survival. Having all the food, the best weapons, and the strongest fortress won't do you any good if you're dead.
94) Keep all your supplies organized so you can find them easily.
95) If you know for a fact you are going to die, shoot yourself in the head and leave the rest of your supplies to your group or a group that can use them for a good cause.
96) You don't have too kill it. Just stop it from bitting you. Therefor, a melee weapon can come in handy by keeping zombies at bay
97) In a group, be the nice guy. Relive people's stress, keep up the morale, show a positive attitude, etc. Trust me morale works wonders.
Lamnont:
98) I think it should be number 1
xIRISH4LIFEx:
99.Screw like rabbits.
100.SURVIVE!!!
101. Makesure they are dead!@
AZ-Terminator001:
102: I don't care if your .50 machine gun has neon lights and infra-red automated tracking systems! I'm taking a fecking shotgun into that tightly-packed building, and that's final!
103: I don't care if your shotgun has uber L33T rounds that spray acid and diamond shrapnel everywhere! I'm taking a machine gun to fight those zombies on that open plain, and that's final!
104: Build a Nano-Suit
105: Failing 104, give your firearms Incendiary Rounds
From your Friendly Neighbourhood Drewblet:
106. NEVER bring a communist. They always get you killed. Trust me. I’ve had it happen dozens of times.
107. You show me Stalin’s grave, and I’ll show you a communist plot. Gneahahahaha!
108. Sausage bugs aren’t really flying wads of unused pork residue from Germany. They don't taste so good.
109. Eat the strychnine, instead. It always helps.
110. Contrary to popular belief, croquet mallets don’t make better weapons than crowbars.
111. Contrary to popular belief, the fan on your roof won’t cut off a zombie’s head.
112. Contrary to popular belief, your broom handle won’t implode a zombie’s skull with one tap.
113. Contrary to popular belief, the level five pistol doesn’t come with an extended magazine, explosive rounds that make no noise, a zombie detecting radar and a silencer. Contrary to popular belief, there’s no such thing as a level five pistol. "Blasphemy!" cry the villagers!
114. Contrary to popular belief, zombies are, in fact, made by the ninja chickens from Mars in their mass-produced Zomb-a-Trons. If you want to stop the zombie apocalypse, pull a Fallout 3 expansion and pwn a spaceship full o' ninja chickens.
115. Little known fact: Ben Franklin loved working in the nude. Every morning, he’d wake up early, strip down, open the window for a cool breeze, and start penning his thoughts for a few hours. Always remember that. It’ll get you through any disaster.
116. Contrary to popular belief, tire irons don’t make good salsa.
117. Always remember rule no. 81.
118. Contrary to popular belief, Brak of the Brak Show can’t sing.
119. Contrary to popular belief, book burnings aren’t good places to put pacified zombies. Nazis don’t want undead people with their heads blown off to ruin their celebrations. Just look at CoD5 if you want to see what happened the first time.
120. Guns do a good job with killing things.
121. Cats don’t like being thrown through windows. Use a chair.
122. When depression sets in, always do it for the Hispanic guy who waters your plants, for the mumbly lady who vacuums the carpet, for the security guard who stares just a little too hard.
123. .357 magnum revolvers have big bullets. Use them.
124. Contrary to popular belief, Styrofoam and gas doesn’t make good napalm. Der gas and der motor oil are better. Much better. . .
125. Contrary to popular belief, you shouldn’t use napalm. See 91.
126. Contrary to popular belief, zombies aren’t mean, they’re just misunderstood. Walk around with an HDTV playing Doctor Phil, and ts'all gud.
127. Contrary to popular belief, bombs do affect you. You aren’t high-amounts-of-fire-and-pressure-proof.
128. Contrary to popular belief, playing Bioshock for twelve hours straight isn’t a desensitization exercise.
129. Contrary to popular belief, prisoners don’t come around and see your point of view after two days of imprisonment.
130. Contrary to popular belief, zombies don't make nummy num-nums.
131. Neither do dogs.
132. Or cats.
133. But that’s just because.
134. They’re cute.
135. And cuddly.
136. And warm.
137. Not zombies.
138. Just cats.
139. And dogs.
140. Contrary to popular belief, cross-dressers don’t make good bunk mates.
141. What do you call a stupid lion? A LEOTARD! Gneahahahaha! Shout that into a megaphone during a raid, and ts'all gud.
142. AND NOW FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS: Has anyone on this here wiki dun thunk o' dental care? Eh? Have ya? Eh?
End of Drewblet's fun-filled crap.
AZ-Terminator001
143. At 142, BRUSH. YOUR. TEETH!
144. Record Yourself doing the Thriller dance in front of some Zombies and see if they join in (could be useful, I know it will)
145. Failing that, get Micheal Jackson to make them Undead Suckas dance!
146. What do you call an inferior drewb? A drewblet! "Drewblet is a wolf in sheep's clothing." -- Drewblet, in Star Trek the Movie.
147. Don't think Milla Jovovich will fall right in front of you unleash her awesome ninja moves on the zombies like she did in Resident Evil.
Why?
147.1) She doesn't have awsome ninja moves
147.2) Resident Evil is a load of bull s**t
148. When in doubt, use more firepower
149. There is no such thing as too much firepower
150. But that doesn't mean
151. You can carry around
152. Nuclear Warheads
153. That's suicide!
154. Contrary to EVERYONE on this site, Zombies on fire are better than Zombies not on fire. Why?
1) Fire emits light. Light helps you see. Seeing helps you kill things better.
2) They can catch other Zombies on fire, turning it into an Inferno horde.
3) Zombies on fire can't sneak up behind you. Not because fire negates their sneakiness, but because only the down-right STUPID would wonder what that moaning light is behind them and NOT turn around.
155. Don't go do a 21st Century 300.
Deacan:
156.Sure, make a BoB. Don't plan on being home to get it though.
157.Don't smoke cigs. I will want them.
158.Don't expect FedEx to be bringing you the zombie armour you got off of E-bay the day of the invasion.
159.Don't even try going to an island unless you can already sail.
160.Have plan A. Then followed by plan B,C,D,E, and OMG.
161.No one is allowed into general population of your base unless going through a week of quarantine.
162.Gas doesn't last forever. Get used to the idea of walking, or horses.
163.DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE A VEHICLE RUN OFF OF METHANE OR PROPANE! CAN YOU SAY BOOM!?
164.Your fiber glass Plymoth Neon is not a zombie killing machine.
165.Please take baths.
Zombehs' Sarcasm:
166. Save the hot girl even though she will die anyway and leave you with the ugly ones.
167. When attempting to save one you will die and they will live.
168. Commiting suicide isn't the answer and you probably won't do it right.
169. Best idea in the world is to walk in guns blazing.
170. Don't leave a escape route in your base because it's obviously impenetrable.
171. Don't assume that because you kick ass on Nazi-Zombie survival mode, you'll survive longer than 5 minutes in a real attack.
172. And don't go searching for a box with a glowing ? on the top in the hope of getting a ray gun.
The Night Fox:
173: Contrary to popular belief, you don't have superpowers.
174: Contrary to popular belief, you don't have a crosshair in real life
175: Contrary to popular belief, lots of counter strike doensn't mean you are a great marksman
176: Contrary to popular belief, seeing your dad's gun being used doesn't make you a great shooter
177: Contrary to popular belief, using your dad's gun a few times doesn't make you a great shooter
END OF TNF's ones.
Got any more rules to add to the list? Stick 'em in above!
1. Double Tap - One time more makes 100% sure.
2. Cardio - Zombies lead very active life styles, fatties go first.
3. Seatbelts - Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
4. Beware of Bathrooms - Zombies get you when you're most vulnerable.
5. Check backseat - You never know whats back there.
6. Don't be Hero - This could save your life one day.
7. Be a Hero - If you got nothing to lose, do it.
8. Don't get too attached - If they get bit, will you go down too?
9. Have a heavy vehicle - Hummers, Esclades, Toyota, etc...
10. Plenty of ammo- 'nuff said.
11. Great Weapons - If you're dying, go out with a bang!
12. Melee Weapons - cast iron skillet, hedge clippers, garden-tools, etc...
13. Find the last Twinkies on earth! MUST-DO
14. Stick with Surviving "friends"
