I’ve never been good at titles. Anyway, this has become a who-knows-how-many part series. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but don’t get offended if I don’t take your advice. Positive comments always help. Please ask before reposting, all rights reserved, don't try this at home, blah, blah, blah. The main character is based on myself, only a bit more of a depressed lush. Oh, and cookies go to anyone who can point out the movie quotes I use.