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Ok, I am sure we all have wondered if there is any way to distract a zombie. I think I read somewhere that zombies are attracted to noise. I am going to put up my suggestion on how to distract a horde of the decomposing jerks and I would like your ideas too.
GrantHatman:My plan is to go to like a stadium of some sort and put the volume on the speakers on max and put on some music you can hear for a long ways away. I think that some Chuck Manigione looped would distract them quite nicely. Tell me what you think. [JustinMcleod]: I'd play "Feed My Frankenstein" By Alice Cooper. It's REALLY LOUD and it's kind of apt; feeding a monster. hehehe.
kingrich3: But after a couple days all the power in the city would shut down because all the engineers are zombies- so that wouldn't work at all, Sorry. (maybe with some Wal-Mart generators?)
How about fire? maybe go to a farm and set some crops on fire? (maybe stuff like grains) ...without farmers it would die anyway. the sound and light would attract zombies for miles... then when they get to close fwoooshh!!! No more Mr.flammable
Spraymachine: I would get a tape recorder, record first 3 minutes of silence, then after that, record stuff like "Here zombies, come get me! Any humans out there stay away, this is just a recording! GWARFHHGHHGHGH! RAWR! *National Geographic animal porn noises*!"
If there are zombies around you, you could hit record, wait 3 minutes, then put the recorder next to you mouth, wrap a blanket around your head to muffle the sound, then start screaming and yelling and making lion mating noises.
After you have the recording made, turn up the volume as high as possible, hit play, and get it away from you in whatever way you can. I would either use a remote controlled car, hide it somewhere in the opposite direction of where I'm going to go, or just wrap it in bubble wrap and throw it as far as I could, preferably someplace they would hear it but not see it. My 2 cents...
TonyPro: Building on the above idea, you could pull a Home Alone, fixing up a whole building so it looks like it's bursting with human brains. Loop a recording of voices, have all the lights on or blinking, and somehow get cardboard cutouts of people to move around by the windows. The building should be reasonably fortified, of course, so you can be well away by the time the Zs realize their mistake.
13th.Casualty:
1.) Two words: triggered explosive. Set it in an open area and push the button. Oh, and set flammable objects around it.
2.) You'll need a car battery, a Korn CD, and the biggest radio you can get. You know what to do.
Gummibearyyz1) get a very large firework, like a Thunder god fire five or six of those motherfuckers off and watch the zombies flock to the explosion and every survivor in a 10 block radius shit a brick also the Thunder god will set off any working car alarms around you that should attract them maybe even get them to fuck around with the cars and possibly get them to crash them (unlikely though)2)find a car with competition speakers and a hatebreed CD, that'll atract the zeds and probably shatter every window around it (yes, I realize this is basicly 13th.Casualtys idea but I don't give a fuck
AZ-Terminator001
I'd say this as more of an ambush tactic.
place lots of fireworks in an open area, like on a hill
light them off
wait for the zombies to flock
get dudes in buggies and quads with guns and swords to make circling and cavalry-like attacks on the brain dead fools
(this is STILL a work in progress, so please, help refine it!)
SupersoldierRCP- small armored car with a 50 on it 3 rounds every 30 seconds thats good attention right there.
UnUndead: If you're going to play music, at least do the funny thing and Rick Roll the zombies. Rick Astley blaring out of fifty concert speakers would be indescribable.
A better option would be to just set a few rats in a large cage, make some loud noise, and leave. Or if you're not worried about ethics, put an injured or otherwise hindering human in the cage. DISCLAIMER: I do not condone sacrificing humans or animals. Doing so will make your team and others hate you, which is not something you want in an apocalyptic world.
Residentmagnum
To distract a zombie take your best friend or signifigant other by the arm and lift your leg and step down on their thigh if done right it will break and you can get away (this is a joke unless you don't like them then who will know)
Scarecrows tied to trees with a raido playing a tape of people taking or making other noise then when a zombie gets close shoot them not a good ideal to use real people as one may miss and kill their friend
GrantHatman:My plan is to go to like a stadium of some sort and put the volume on the speakers on max and put on some music you can hear for a long ways away. I think that some Chuck Manigione looped would distract them quite nicely. Tell me what you think. [JustinMcleod]: I'd play "Feed My Frankenstein" By Alice Cooper. It's REALLY LOUD and it's kind of apt; feeding a monster. hehehe.
kingrich3: But after a couple days all the power in the city would shut down because all the engineers are zombies- so that wouldn't work at all, Sorry. (maybe with some Wal-Mart generators?)
How about fire? maybe go to a farm and set some crops on fire? (maybe stuff like grains) ...without farmers it would die anyway. the sound and light would attract zombies for miles... then when they get to close fwoooshh!!! No more Mr.flammable
Spraymachine: I would get a tape recorder, record first 3 minutes of silence, then after that, record stuff like "Here zombies, come get me! Any humans out there stay away, this is just a recording! GWARFHHGHHGHGH! RAWR! *National Geographic animal porn noises*!"
If there are zombies around you, you could hit record, wait 3 minutes, then put the recorder next to you mouth, wrap a blanket around your head to muffle the sound, then start screaming and yelling and making lion mating noises.
After you have the recording made, turn up the volume as high as possible, hit play, and get it away from you in whatever way you can. I would either use a remote controlled car, hide it somewhere in the opposite direction of where I'm going to go, or just wrap it in bubble wrap and throw it as far as I could, preferably someplace they would hear it but not see it. My 2 cents...
TonyPro: Building on the above idea, you could pull a Home Alone, fixing up a whole building so it looks like it's bursting with human brains. Loop a recording of voices, have all the lights on or blinking, and somehow get cardboard cutouts of people to move around by the windows. The building should be reasonably fortified, of course, so you can be well away by the time the Zs realize their mistake.
13th.Casualty:
1.) Two words: triggered explosive. Set it in an open area and push the button. Oh, and set flammable objects around it.
2.) You'll need a car battery, a Korn CD, and the biggest radio you can get. You know what to do.
Gummibearyyz1) get a very large firework, like a Thunder god fire five or six of those motherfuckers off and watch the zombies flock to the explosion and every survivor in a 10 block radius shit a brick also the Thunder god will set off any working car alarms around you that should attract them maybe even get them to fuck around with the cars and possibly get them to crash them (unlikely though)2)find a car with competition speakers and a hatebreed CD, that'll atract the zeds and probably shatter every window around it (yes, I realize this is basicly 13th.Casualtys idea but I don't give a fuck
AZ-Terminator001
I'd say this as more of an ambush tactic.
place lots of fireworks in an open area, like on a hill
light them off
wait for the zombies to flock
get dudes in buggies and quads with guns and swords to make circling and cavalry-like attacks on the brain dead fools
(this is STILL a work in progress, so please, help refine it!)
SupersoldierRCP- small armored car with a 50 on it 3 rounds every 30 seconds thats good attention right there.
UnUndead: If you're going to play music, at least do the funny thing and Rick Roll the zombies. Rick Astley blaring out of fifty concert speakers would be indescribable.
A better option would be to just set a few rats in a large cage, make some loud noise, and leave. Or if you're not worried about ethics, put an injured or otherwise hindering human in the cage. DISCLAIMER: I do not condone sacrificing humans or animals. Doing so will make your team and others hate you, which is not something you want in an apocalyptic world.
Residentmagnum
To distract a zombie take your best friend or signifigant other by the arm and lift your leg and step down on their thigh if done right it will break and you can get away (this is a joke unless you don't like them then who will know)
Scarecrows tied to trees with a raido playing a tape of people taking or making other noise then when a zombie gets close shoot them not a good ideal to use real people as one may miss and kill their friend