"I don't think you could get a traditional zombie high or drunk because most drugs are transported in the bloodstream, and coagulated, un-flowing blood would not be able to transport any drugs to the brain. But drugs taken before zombification wouldn't get flushed out, either, so maybe loading someone with LSD before they turned would have an effect on the zombie they become.

As for rage zombies, I think an interesting cure would be to throw a huge, burning bag of pot into their midst. It should calm them down a bit."

I highly doubt your pot idea UnUndead. Everyone takes to drugs differently, no two people experience the same effects at the same time when on the same substance (in the same ammount). Marijuana shouldn't affect virus zombies all that much, the active ingrediant that gets you "high" in Marijuana is THC. THC is pumped through you bloodstream when you inhale it, and it goes straight to your brain... so hypothetically speaking it should work... BUT..

Let's take a look at what your average virus/rage zombie's brain should be doing (from what we know from the fiction) Rage zombies are CLOUDED by their instinct to attack people, and their unending aggression. This type of zombie is running on over-drive, if you will. It's brain isnt using logical thought (like ours do) and wont be affected by mind-altering substances. Their brains are running on their pure primal instinct to survive. I dont care how much pot you get, ( a huge burning bag that you describe is going to be atleast four hundred dollars (probably seven hundred if your using your average 12 inch kitchen bag, when normal humans experience a high from the smallest amounts of pot ). Sure, they have working blood streams... but since they arn't using any processes of thought, they are basically immune to the effects of Marijuana.

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