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Roald and the New World
Day 1- Beautiful
Roald is having a bad day. Roald was late to work. Roald was late to work because his girlfriend had to explain for an hour why she was leaving him for another man. Roald is pissed off. But no one cares that Roald is pissed off because Roald is just a regular guy who works at a sucky office job everyday from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. everyday but Saturday. But tomorrow people are going to care about Roald because Roald is going to kill some people. People are going to be happy as pie about this because Roald is going to be killing ZOMBIE PEOPLE! But today no one cares about Roald. We join our regular guy in his natural habitat, working at his computer in his office.
"Hey, your going to be here for long after 6 if you wanna keep your job!" ,said his Boss, a.k.a. "The Man Roald has HATED since he got hired"
"Screw Off."
"What was that?" Mr. Boss said in a calm sarcastic voice.
"I said, SCREW OFF YOU SAD SACK OF CRAP!!!"
"Sorry I couldn't hear you over that loud flushing sound of your job going down the drain, YOUR FIRED!"
"Ahhhh a beautiful way to end this beautiful day!" , stated Roald in a beautiful voice.
And we end the beautiful day 1 with the end of Roald's Girlfriend and Job.
Day 2
Rise and shine Roald! It's the beginning of the birth of Zombies! Isn't that just wonderful! We join our 32 year old hungover hero at his bed in his waking moments with his short blonde bedhead hair.
*Buzz* *Buzz* Roald calmly slipped out of bed, stood up straight, picked up his alarm clock and chucked it straight out the apartment window. Unfortunatley he forgot to unplug it so it bounced right beck in the way it came like a yoyo. So Roald was left with a broken window and a buzzing alarm clock. He just ignored it and walked into the kitchen area to pour some cereal. He opened the fridge grabbed out the overdue milk and poured it all over his Cinnamon Toast Crunchies. He sat down and turned on the news. "Breaking News, the world is being taken over by zombies!"
"This is the day I have been waiting for since I was born!"
*This is all I have so far it's still a work in progress
-Jraman1
Roald is having a bad day. Roald was late to work. Roald was late to work because his girlfriend had to explain for an hour why she was leaving him for another man. Roald is pissed off. But no one cares that Roald is pissed off because Roald is just a regular guy who works at a sucky office job everyday from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. everyday but Saturday. But tomorrow people are going to care about Roald because Roald is going to kill some people. People are going to be happy as pie about this because Roald is going to be killing ZOMBIE PEOPLE! But today no one cares about Roald. We join our regular guy in his natural habitat, working at his computer in his office.
"Hey, your going to be here for long after 6 if you wanna keep your job!" ,said his Boss, a.k.a. "The Man Roald has HATED since he got hired"
"Screw Off."
"What was that?" Mr. Boss said in a calm sarcastic voice.
"I said, SCREW OFF YOU SAD SACK OF CRAP!!!"
"Sorry I couldn't hear you over that loud flushing sound of your job going down the drain, YOUR FIRED!"
"Ahhhh a beautiful way to end this beautiful day!" , stated Roald in a beautiful voice.
And we end the beautiful day 1 with the end of Roald's Girlfriend and Job.
Day 2
Rise and shine Roald! It's the beginning of the birth of Zombies! Isn't that just wonderful! We join our 32 year old hungover hero at his bed in his waking moments with his short blonde bedhead hair.
*Buzz* *Buzz* Roald calmly slipped out of bed, stood up straight, picked up his alarm clock and chucked it straight out the apartment window. Unfortunatley he forgot to unplug it so it bounced right beck in the way it came like a yoyo. So Roald was left with a broken window and a buzzing alarm clock. He just ignored it and walked into the kitchen area to pour some cereal. He opened the fridge grabbed out the overdue milk and poured it all over his Cinnamon Toast Crunchies. He sat down and turned on the news. "Breaking News, the world is being taken over by zombies!"
"This is the day I have been waiting for since I was born!"
*This is all I have so far it's still a work in progress
-Jraman1
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