Stan Cold:This is a work in progress. Don't complain that it doesn't have zombies because that will come later.

Forwards:Why Alaska?

Two Words

Why not?

Chapter One: The Grind

Stan (I)

4:00 am. Time to get up for Stan Cold. Stan gets up, gets dressed, makes chocolate-chip pancakes, turns on the TV and flips open his MacBook Pro. He changes the channel to "UFO Files" on the History Channel. Checking his e-mail while eating and watching UFO pictures, he notices that he got a message from ZSDW. It's from Andering saying how "Stan's Plan" has flaws in it. So he checks it and he thinks there is nothing wrong with it, so he goes about with his routine. After finishing his pancakes he takes the plate to the sink and takes his laptop to the couch. He is an ER physician so he only has to work one week out of the month. This wasn't a work day. He chooses to wake up this early so he doesn't feel like he wasted 3 hours of the day. At 5:00 am he got into his VW bus and drove to the Traverse City State Hospital.

Joe (I)

5:00 am. Time to get up for Joe LaGattuta. He gets up, gets dressed, makes biscuits, turns on the TV and flops on to the couch.He pops a biscuit into his mouth and changes the channel to a sasquatch documentary. He is a vet and has Friday off. He gets his BlackBerry and checks his e-mail. One from the UDSA. Swingcat says that Alaska is not viable in an economic collapse. He explains how it's viable and pops another biscuit. Then he just watches the documentary. At 6:00 am he gets on his bike and rides to the Traverse City State Hospital.

Stan (II)

Stan calmly waits for Joe as he eats the chickenbiscuithe grabbed from McDonald's and surfs the web on his laptop. It's a pretty foggy morning so he waits in his van. Now Stan isn't fat. Some of you might think that because of what he eats. He is underweight. And he is constantly hungry. So don't give him crap about how McDonald's and chocolate aren't good for you. He was waiting for Joe when he heard it. The moaning from the abandoned hospital.

Traverse City State Hospital

The Traverse City State Hospital, also known has the Northern Michigan Asylum, is one of the many abandoned mental institutions in Michigan. Horrible things have happened here such as electroshocktherapyandlobotomies. Under the hospital was tunnels that lead to the other buildings and, rumor has it, all over Traverse City. If a person's family stopped paying for there loved one because they were in a coma or too insane, they were executed. But what if a coma patient wouldn't die? What if he woke up and started to struggle and bite? Where would they put him?

Stan & Joe (I)

"Look who's late," said Stan. "I'm sorry I don't insomnia. So what did you want me here for?" Then he heard the moan. "JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT WAS THAT!?!", Joe yelled. "That's what were going to find out. Come on", Stan replied.