OK we've planned for everything, we're all ready for zday (hopefully). So now we need some good 'ol survival sayings to help stay alive, up moral, and make fun of the zeds.
Write down your name and all of the zombie survival sayings, one liners, and insults you know and where you got 'em from. (plus we are the 19th rated wiki on wetpaint (we would be higher but there are tons of cat role playing wikis)).

Renegade13:
"If it's a zed shoot it in the head" Ventanator's story
"if its alive make sure it didn't hasn't died" Made it up myself
"If people are anoying everyone and is crazy/mean an easy way to make them comply is threatening the as zed bait." Made it up myself
Rukar:
"Don't bury Dead, shoot in head. Don't bury Dead, shoot in head" Diary of the Dead
Original-Sin:
"Hey Sweetheart, you have my permission. If I ever turn into one of those, shoot me in the head."
"Oh yeah, You can be sure of that." -Dawn of the Dead (remake)

Andering (Andy) REDDSON:
“When in doubt, ¡EMPTY! ¡THE! ¡CLIP! And add a couple ‘¡FUCK! ¡YOU!’ rounds for good measure.
“On second thought, empty it anyways- They’ll make more.”
“¿Uh, Andy? It’s belt fed.”
“Well, that’s gonna be one big clip, then, isn’t it.”

Apocalyptic-Bob
(After emptying clip into closet door) "If he's in there, he ain't happy!" (Major Pain (I know it's not zombies, but it would work))
"Should it concern me that I feel bored when I kill one of these things?" (Me)
"Abrakaboom!" (Dominic Deegan, again not orriginally for zombies)


ww3sabiture
KISS
Keep
It
Simple
Stupid

Alicestar: the harder you make it for the enemy to get in, the harder you make it for yourself to escape!
if the attack is going good, its an ambush!

Jofremcmanus:

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Professionals are predictable, its the amateurs that are dangerous.

The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it. (Bug Out Bags!!!)

Stan Cold:
"Teamwork is essential. Then the enemy has other people to shoot at." (Anonymous Solider)

KaikelX:
"Never share a foxhole with a hero." (Anonymous Soldier)
"Always look on the bright side. For example, see this zombie situation here? The bright side is you get to shoot all the people that made your life miserable, and with good reason as a plus." (me)
"Remeber, there is never a stupid question." (no clue who said that)
"Things could be worse people."
"How?"
"Well, we could be one of them right now." (me)

RavingMadGenius
"To Drop em' Dead, Shoot em' in the Head"

Taylor100550:
The only good zombie is a dead one(i made it up my self)

Rambo-117:
"Time heals all wounds. Either time, or a shotgun."
"Make them re-dead."
"Use your head; cut off theirs." (thanks, Max.)

The mad badger:
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow

byates:
If you die first, we're splitting up your gear. (anon)