OK we've planned for everything, we're all ready for zday (hopefully). So now we need some good 'ol survival sayings to help stay alive, up moral, and make fun of the zeds.
Write down your name and all of the zombie survival sayings, one liners, and insults you know and where you got 'em from. (plus we are the 19th rated wiki on wetpaint (we would be higher but there are tons of cat role playing wikis)).

Renegade13:
"If it's a zed shoot it in the head" Ventanator's story
"if its alive make sure it didn't hasn't died" Made it up myself
Rukar:
"Don't bury Dead, shoot in head. Don't bury Dead, shoot in head" Diary of the Dead
Original-Sin:
"Hey Sweetheart, you have my permission. If I ever turn into one of those, shoot me in the head."
"Oh yeah, You can be sure of that." -Dawn of the Dead (remake)

Andering (Andy) REDDSON:
“When in doubt, ¡EMPTY! ¡THE! ¡CLIP! And add a couple ‘¡FUCK! ¡YOU!’ rounds for good measure.
“On second thought, empty it anyways- They’ll make more.”
“¿Uh, Andy? It’s belt fed.”
“Well, that’s gonna be one big clip, then, isn’t it.”