Thread started: Jun 20 2009, 6:49 PM EDT
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Without duct tape I can't seal the door to keep out the swine flu, but I can't get duct tape without going outside! Help!
My dad said flu vaccines are linked to autism, so to be safe from swine flu I'm trying to lick an autistic kid.
That last one is more clever than you think. And no, I didn't come up with those.
Honestly, swine flu is a bunch of media hype. "60 have died! No, 40 have died! Sorry, 20 have died! 3 have died!" At the moment, any swine-flu like symptoms, also known as "symptoms of influenza," are chalked up to swine flu. Somebody dies of an infection, they must have had swine flu, since they had a fever!
No, TurkishRoyals, the media thinks it's a global pandemic. It's not really.
The govts made them stop reporting it because it was causing unnecessary panic. It's not a cover-up
Trust me; there's nothing to be worried about.
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