"You....are nuttier than a squirrel turd Rocket O_O"

Oooh.... Nut-cake is far from the zombie's usual dietary intakes. You see, the texture of the cake can often leave it dry very easily. The zombies, lacking the same saliva glands as us "Live Ones", as they call us, cannot produce the correct amount of liquids to dissolve the cake, leading to that dry throat where it's hard to swallow.

Therefore, presenting a zombie with the gift of a Nut-cake will not only frustrate, and then infuriate them, but bring about the doom of mankind!

Unless you give them a glass of milk to go with it. Then they can wash it down, and all is saved! Praise be to the milk!

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