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| May 7 2008, 4:08 AM EDT | Dvergamali | 10 words added |
| May 6 2008, 5:02 PM EDT | McSkullcracken | 99 words added |
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1. Do not light them on fire. (13th.Casualty: ...unless you've securely incapacitated them) (3DayAsylum: Or decapitated them.)
2. Do not go into a 7-11.
3. Try not to run into a crowd.
4. Do not go with out a weapon DERR!
5. Do not separate from your group!
6. Do not assume you are Rambo.
7. Do not try anything you've seen in movies.
8. Never hole up in a place without a secondary exit.
9. Don't be an asshole. You're just asking for a bullet to the back of your head.
10. Work together! This sounds easy, but in a hostile situation mankind's primal instincts take over. Don't let them.
OriJuice:
11: The forests are never safe. Don't go there.
12: Don't be the martyr: Especially if you are in good health, remember there are equal chances for everyone to escape. The Zed's ain't looking for one appetizer only.
13: Don't try to continue the human race until the threat is past: One thing worse than zombies, a pissed off pregnant woman with a gun...point, serve.
14: Never leave cuts open, it's just a bad idea due to contamination risks.
13th.Casualty
15.) Don't make any sound if you don't want to be seen.
16.) Got anything that's not a shotgun with good stopping power? Then don't aim for the body. Always the head.
17.) Don't touch a zombie without at the very least wearing a HAZMAT suit. Or a leather glove. Or something.
Ejiki
18.) Don't, if bitten, put on Kevlar and a motorcycle helmet in hopes of being the ultimate zombie. The ones who survive will be very annoyed. Sure, the helmet prevents bites...but it also makes killing you harder.
19.) Don't be greedy with supplies. Others gotta eat too.
20.) Resident Evil does not, no matter how fun it is, qualify as experience with firearms.
21.) Don't waste ammo.
22.) Don't be a picky eater during an outbreak. Cat food may one day save your life.
23.) If in New York, Spiderman will NOT save you. He is fictional.
24.) Don't rely on sight. Listen to your surroundings.
25.) Zombies don't give a crap if you can do a twirly thing with your sword. Save the theatrics for a Zombie-free day.
26.) Don't use whips. They'll get tangled in undead limbs.
27.) Avoid alcohol, drugs and smoking. What's the point of surviving the undead if you die of liver failure or lung cancer?
Zellgin
28.) No matter what, as long as the trees live and the sun rises, there will be a tomorrow. Fight for it. Secure it. It is ours.
Alicestar:
29.) Shooting first and asking questions later makes return fire accurate fire!
30.) If the attack is going well, its an ambush.
31.) If you leave no possible way for the Zeds to get in then you leave no way for yourself to get out!
32.) Become a true leader and people will follow you anywhere. Proclaim yourself a god and people will test your immortality!
33.) No good leader gives orders from the back of the stack.
34.) Trigger time is not measured by how long you stayed up playing halo 3 when it was released.
35.) If you're Special Forces friend taught you everything he knows about survival then he's neither Special Forces nor your friend!!
13th.Casualty
36.) Do not approach a guy with a bloody piece clothing or body part.
37.) Do not approach a dead body unless you are really sure it's dead.
Cylon1994
38.) Explosives are a no-no as they just make undead body parts spewing blood go flying at you.
39.) If you ever find your self lucky enough to get to a missile silo you should shut it down and not fire the potential survivor killer missile.
40.) Do not bite a zombie thinking it will turn into a living human again
41.) Do not take your computer
42.) Take a deep breath, Aim, Let it out, Squeeze the trigger, and fire. Don't pull to hard on the trigger otherwise you will miss
43.) If you can't take the heat don't shoot yourself in the heart shoot yourself in the head.
44.) Don't shoot till you know it's a Zed.
45.) They're dead already so don't hesitate.
3DayAsylum
46.) Kind of adding to one of Cylon1994's but... Squeeze, don't pull.
47.) Don't approach anybody that you assume to be drunk. Period. Especially if they have a firearm or other weapon.
48.) To keep your beloved sanity, get a puppy. They can help you in dire situations, they can be your best friend, and so forth.
49.) Don't go out hunting zombies, it's a waste of resources, and life.
50.) Pack lightly.
Ejiki
51.) Wash yourself whenever you get the chance. You don't want deseases. Plus smelly people = yuck!
52.) Don't listen to an iPod while on the move. You'll need to hear them coming from behind.
53.) **In addition to #50** Pack only what you will need.
54.) Have more than one weapon. Long AND close-range.
McSkullcracken
55.) Do not try to capture a zombie. Things will go wrong.*True scientists with intentions of study may be exempt from this one, just do not take any risks.*
56.) Do not intentionally infect another human/survivor, or threaten to do so. It will end badly for everyone.
57.) Do not do anything without a Plan A, B, C, D, etc.
58.) Do not get careless.
59.) Do not get cocky, over-confident, proclaim yourself the ultimate zombie hunter. Karma will bite you in the ass in the form of a zombie.
60.) Never assume you know everything about anything.
Dvergamali
61 Never, ever keep a zombie as a pet
1. Do not light them on fire. (13th.Casualty: ...unless you've securely incapacitated them) (3DayAsylum: Or decapitated them.)
2. Do not go into a 7-11.
3. Try not to run into a crowd.
4. Do not go with out a weapon DERR!
5. Do not separate from your group!
6. Do not assume you are Rambo.
7. Do not try anything you've seen in movies.
8. Never hole up in a place without a secondary exit.
9. Don't be an asshole. You're just asking for a bullet to the back of your head.
10. Work together! This sounds easy, but in a hostile situation mankind's primal instincts take over. Don't let them.
OriJuice:
11: The forests are never safe. Don't go there.
12: Don't be the martyr: Especially if you are in good health, remember there are equal chances for everyone to escape. The Zed's ain't looking for one appetizer only.
13: Don't try to continue the human race until the threat is past: One thing worse than zombies, a pissed off pregnant woman with a gun...point, serve.
14: Never leave cuts open, it's just a bad idea due to contamination risks.
13th.Casualty
15.) Don't make any sound if you don't want to be seen.
16.) Got anything that's not a shotgun with good stopping power? Then don't aim for the body. Always the head.
17.) Don't touch a zombie without at the very least wearing a HAZMAT suit. Or a leather glove. Or something.
Ejiki
18.) Don't, if bitten, put on Kevlar and a motorcycle helmet in hopes of being the ultimate zombie. The ones who survive will be very annoyed. Sure, the helmet prevents bites...but it also makes killing you harder.
19.) Don't be greedy with supplies. Others gotta eat too.
20.) Resident Evil does not, no matter how fun it is, qualify as experience with firearms.
21.) Don't waste ammo.
22.) Don't be a picky eater during an outbreak. Cat food may one day save your life.
23.) If in New York, Spiderman will NOT save you. He is fictional.
24.) Don't rely on sight. Listen to your surroundings.
25.) Zombies don't give a crap if you can do a twirly thing with your sword. Save the theatrics for a Zombie-free day.
26.) Don't use whips. They'll get tangled in undead limbs.
27.) Avoid alcohol, drugs and smoking. What's the point of surviving the undead if you die of liver failure or lung cancer?
Zellgin
28.) No matter what, as long as the trees live and the sun rises, there will be a tomorrow. Fight for it. Secure it. It is ours.
Alicestar:
29.) Shooting first and asking questions later makes return fire accurate fire!
30.) If the attack is going well, its an ambush.
31.) If you leave no possible way for the Zeds to get in then you leave no way for yourself to get out!
32.) Become a true leader and people will follow you anywhere. Proclaim yourself a god and people will test your immortality!
33.) No good leader gives orders from the back of the stack.
34.) Trigger time is not measured by how long you stayed up playing halo 3 when it was released.
35.) If you're Special Forces friend taught you everything he knows about survival then he's neither Special Forces nor your friend!!
13th.Casualty
36.) Do not approach a guy with a bloody piece clothing or body part.
37.) Do not approach a dead body unless you are really sure it's dead.
Cylon1994
38.) Explosives are a no-no as they just make undead body parts spewing blood go flying at you.
39.) If you ever find your self lucky enough to get to a missile silo you should shut it down and not fire the potential survivor killer missile.
40.) Do not bite a zombie thinking it will turn into a living human again
41.) Do not take your computer
42.) Take a deep breath, Aim, Let it out, Squeeze the trigger, and fire. Don't pull to hard on the trigger otherwise you will miss
43.) If you can't take the heat don't shoot yourself in the heart shoot yourself in the head.
44.) Don't shoot till you know it's a Zed.
45.) They're dead already so don't hesitate.
3DayAsylum
46.) Kind of adding to one of Cylon1994's but... Squeeze, don't pull.
47.) Don't approach anybody that you assume to be drunk. Period. Especially if they have a firearm or other weapon.
48.) To keep your beloved sanity, get a puppy. They can help you in dire situations, they can be your best friend, and so forth.
49.) Don't go out hunting zombies, it's a waste of resources, and life.
50.) Pack lightly.
Ejiki
51.) Wash yourself whenever you get the chance. You don't want deseases. Plus smelly people = yuck!
52.) Don't listen to an iPod while on the move. You'll need to hear them coming from behind.
53.) **In addition to #50** Pack only what you will need.
54.) Have more than one weapon. Long AND close-range.
McSkullcracken
55.) Do not try to capture a zombie. Things will go wrong.*True scientists with intentions of study may be exempt from this one, just do not take any risks.*
56.) Do not intentionally infect another human/survivor, or threaten to do so. It will end badly for everyone.
57.) Do not do anything without a Plan A, B, C, D, etc.
58.) Do not get careless.
59.) Do not get cocky, over-confident, proclaim yourself the ultimate zombie hunter. Karma will bite you in the ass in the form of a zombie.
60.) Never assume you know everything about anything.
Dvergamali
61 Never, ever keep a zombie as a pet
