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1. Do not light them on fire. (13th.Casualty: ...unless you've securely incapacitated them) (3DayAsylum: Or decapitated them.)
2. Do not go into a 7-11.
3. Try not to run into a crowd.
4. Do not go anywhere without a weapon!
5. Do not separate from your group!
6. Do not assume you are Rambo.
7. Do not try anything you've seen in movies.
8. Never hole up in a place without a secondary exit.
9. Don't be an asshole. You're just asking for a bullet to the back of your head.
10. Work together! This sounds easy, but in a hostile situation mankind's primal instincts take over. Don't let them.
OriJuice:
11: The forests are never safe. Don't go there.
12: Don't be the martyr: Especially if you are in good health, remember there are equal chances for everyone to escape. The Zeds ain't looking for only one appetizer.
13: Don't try to continue the human race until the threat is past. Only thing worse than zombies is a pissed off pregnant woman with a gun.
14: Never leave cuts open, it's just a bad idea due to contamination risks.
13th.Casualty
15.) Don't make any sound if you don't want to be seen.
16.) Got anything that's not a shotgun with good stopping power? Then don't aim for the body. Always the head.
17.) Don't touch a zombie without at the very least wearing a HAZMAT suit. Or a leather glove. Or something.
Ejiki
18.) Don't, if bitten, put on Kevlar and a motorcycle helmet in hopes of being the ultimate zombie. The ones who survive will be very annoyed. Sure, the helmet prevents bites...but it also makes killing you harder.
19.) Don't be greedy with supplies. Others gotta eat too.
20.) Resident Evil does not, no matter how fun it is, qualify as experience with firearms.
21.) Don't waste ammo.
22.) Don't be a picky eater during an outbreak. Cat food may one day save your life.
23.) If in New York, Spiderman will NOT save you. He is fictional.
24.) Don't rely on sight. Listen to your surroundings.
25.) Zombies don't give a crap if you can do a twirly thing with your sword. Save the theatrics for a Zed-free day.
26.) Don't use whips. They'll get tangled in undead limbs.
27.) Avoid alcohol, drugs and smoking. What's the point of surviving the undead if you die of liver failure or lung cancer?
Zellgin
28.) No matter what, as long as the trees live and the sun rises, there will be a tomorrow. Fight for it. Secure it. It is ours.
29.) Shooting first and asking questions later makes return fire accurate fire!
30.) If the attack is going well, its an ambush.
31.) If you leave no possible way for the Zeds to get in, then you leave no way for yourself to get out!
32.) Become a true leader and people will follow you anywhere. Proclaim yourself a god and people will test your immortality!
33.) No good leader gives orders from the back of the stack.
34.) Trigger time is not measured by how long you stayed up playing Halo 3 when it was released.
35.) If your Special Forces friend taught you everything he knows about survival, then he's neither Special Forces nor your friend!!
13th.Casualty
36.) Do not approach a guy with a bloody piece of clothing or body part.
37.) Do not approach a dead body unless you are really sure it's dead.
Cylon1994
38.) Explosives are a no-no as they just make undead body parts spewing blood go flying at you.
39.) If you ever find yourself lucky enough to get to a missile silo, you should shut it down and not fire the potential survivor killer missile.
40.) Do not bite a zombie thinking it will turn into a living human again.
41.) Do not take your computer.
42.) Take a deep breath, Aim, let it out and squeeze the trigger. Don't jerk the trigger, otherwise you will miss
43.) If you can't take the heat, don't shoot yourself in the heart. Shoot yourself in the head.
44.) Don't shoot till you know it's a Zed.
45.) They're dead already, so don't hesitate.
3DayAsylum
46.) Kind of adding to one of Cylon1994's but... Squeeze, don't pull.
47.) Don't approach anybody that you assume to be drunk. Period. Especially if they have a firearm or other weapon.
48.) To keep your beloved sanity, get a puppy. They can help you in dire situations, be your best friend, and so forth.
49.) Don't go out hunting zombies, it's a waste of resources and life.
50.) Pack lightly.
Ejiki
51.) Wash yourself whenever you get the chance. You don't want diseases. Plus smelly people = yuck!
52.) Don't listen to an iPod while on the move. You'll need to hear them coming from behind.
53.) **In addition to #50** Pack only what you will need.
54.) Have more than one weapon. Long AND close-range.
McSkullcracken
55.) Do not try to capture a zombie. Things will go wrong. True scientists with intentions of study may be exempt from this one, just don't take any risks.
56.) Do not intentionally infect another human/survivor or threaten to do so. It will end badly for everyone.
57.) Do not do anything without a Plan A, B, C, D, etc.
58.) Do not get careless.
59.) Do not get cocky, over-confident or proclaim yourself the ultimate zombie hunter. Karma will bite you in the ass in the form of a zombie.
60.) Never assume you know everything about anything.
Dvergamali
61 Never, ever keep a zombie as a pet
Mastermind22:
66) Never EVER assume that a zombie - limb(s) = safe to approach.
67) Don't attempt to surprise a zombie. Zombies are never surprised.
68) Don't forget to pray, this preserves sanity.
69) Never shoot a zombie in anyplace but the head.
70) Avoid crazy religious people. In the worst-case-scenario you'll be sacraficed to God, and while you may be all warm and fuzzy in heaven, you're also now another zombie.
71) Avoid hospitals. Most have been raided or have no power or other means to preserve the medications and supplies. If you DO manage to find one, be prepared to face alot of undead patients and a big dissapointment if what you're looking for isn't there.
72) If bitten, do not think you will become an uber zombie and tell your friends that you will own them. This annoys them and this will lead to them tossing you into a river.
73) Golden rule: if you saw it on a movie/TV or heard it on the radio, don't try it.
74) Don't make tons of noise unless with intention to distract. And even then, you're an idiot for not sneaking away quietly.
75) Make sure your group is clean of bites. If needed, force a removal of pants and shirts and such to root out potential lairs.
76) Avoid atom bombs. Unless the fallout can destroy the zombies.
77) Don't bother raiding Wal-Mart, as most people will have done that.
78) Don't you dare break a leg!
79) Don't think about your childhood, this will distract you and make you sad.
twinsword
80) Don't try to save everybody you see. You're not Superman.
Ventanator
81)Going to the third or fourth (second should be okay) story of a building and chopping up the stairs is stupid. What happens when you're starving and can't get back down?
82)When you get hurt, stick to light drugs like aspirin. Morphine will make you groggy, and needs to be conserved for when you are seriously injured.
83)Just because you can hit a target doesn't mean you can actually kill something. Even if a zed is dead, the human mind is funny about that kind of thing.
84)Chips and Slim-Jims won't last very long. Try to find a place to hole up with a greenhouse, or find a farm. Why live through Z-day if you starve to death later? Most survival guides contain a list of edible plants and animals so that can be the difference between life and death.
AZ-Terminator001
85) DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER, EVEN FOR A SECOND EVER! LET. DOWN. YOUR. GUARD.
Tebben
86) No offense to anyone, but don't assume that just because you are "pretty good at paintball", you will have the firearm and combat skills for a real life situation. It's better than nothing, but definitely not the same.
KaikelX
87) Pay attention to your group's morale. Multiple battles have been won or lost by who stong the troops' morale was.
88) Nothing has a higher priority than survival. Having all the food, the best weapons, and the strongest fortress won't do you any good if you're dead.
89) Keep all your supllies organized so you can find them easily.
90) If you know for a fact you are going to die, shoot yourself in the head and leave the rest of your supplies to your group or a group that can use them for a good cause.
91) You don't have too kill it. Just stop it from bitting you. Therfore, a melee weapon can come in handy by keeping zombies at bay
92) In a group, be the nice guy. Relive people's stress, keep up the morale, show a positive attitude, etc. Trust me morale works wonders.
KIRA_2
93) if you have a choice use a smooth knife a serrated or toothed knife will get stuck in a zed
94) travel by your self groups attract to mutch zombie attention
95) hourses are not all that great thay can become zombies to ya know
96) dont take pity on kid zombies thay are still zombies
THEMAD BADGER
97) If you find your self holed up with a photocopier salesman, do your self a service and join the Z's. (long story involving being stuck in a lift)
UnUndead
98) Do not stay in a city. Cities are bad, m'kay?
99) The Evil Overlord List has a few good pointers that could help you in an outbreak. Not everything on the list pertains specifically to zombies, but a large portion of it could easily be adapted to help you survive. Number four is particularly good.
1. Do not light them on fire. (13th.Casualty: ...unless you've securely incapacitated them) (3DayAsylum: Or decapitated them.)
2. Do not go into a 7-11.
3. Try not to run into a crowd.
4. Do not go anywhere without a weapon!
5. Do not separate from your group!
6. Do not assume you are Rambo.
7. Do not try anything you've seen in movies.
8. Never hole up in a place without a secondary exit.
9. Don't be an asshole. You're just asking for a bullet to the back of your head.
10. Work together! This sounds easy, but in a hostile situation mankind's primal instincts take over. Don't let them.
OriJuice:
11: The forests are never safe. Don't go there.
12: Don't be the martyr: Especially if you are in good health, remember there are equal chances for everyone to escape. The Zeds ain't looking for only one appetizer.
13: Don't try to continue the human race until the threat is past. Only thing worse than zombies is a pissed off pregnant woman with a gun.
14: Never leave cuts open, it's just a bad idea due to contamination risks.
13th.Casualty
15.) Don't make any sound if you don't want to be seen.
16.) Got anything that's not a shotgun with good stopping power? Then don't aim for the body. Always the head.
17.) Don't touch a zombie without at the very least wearing a HAZMAT suit. Or a leather glove. Or something.
Ejiki
18.) Don't, if bitten, put on Kevlar and a motorcycle helmet in hopes of being the ultimate zombie. The ones who survive will be very annoyed. Sure, the helmet prevents bites...but it also makes killing you harder.
19.) Don't be greedy with supplies. Others gotta eat too.
20.) Resident Evil does not, no matter how fun it is, qualify as experience with firearms.
21.) Don't waste ammo.
22.) Don't be a picky eater during an outbreak. Cat food may one day save your life.
23.) If in New York, Spiderman will NOT save you. He is fictional.
24.) Don't rely on sight. Listen to your surroundings.
25.) Zombies don't give a crap if you can do a twirly thing with your sword. Save the theatrics for a Zed-free day.
26.) Don't use whips. They'll get tangled in undead limbs.
27.) Avoid alcohol, drugs and smoking. What's the point of surviving the undead if you die of liver failure or lung cancer?
Zellgin
28.) No matter what, as long as the trees live and the sun rises, there will be a tomorrow. Fight for it. Secure it. It is ours.
29.) Shooting first and asking questions later makes return fire accurate fire!
30.) If the attack is going well, its an ambush.
31.) If you leave no possible way for the Zeds to get in, then you leave no way for yourself to get out!
32.) Become a true leader and people will follow you anywhere. Proclaim yourself a god and people will test your immortality!
33.) No good leader gives orders from the back of the stack.
34.) Trigger time is not measured by how long you stayed up playing Halo 3 when it was released.
35.) If your Special Forces friend taught you everything he knows about survival, then he's neither Special Forces nor your friend!!
13th.Casualty
36.) Do not approach a guy with a bloody piece of clothing or body part.
37.) Do not approach a dead body unless you are really sure it's dead.
Cylon1994
38.) Explosives are a no-no as they just make undead body parts spewing blood go flying at you.
39.) If you ever find yourself lucky enough to get to a missile silo, you should shut it down and not fire the potential survivor killer missile.
40.) Do not bite a zombie thinking it will turn into a living human again.
41.) Do not take your computer.
42.) Take a deep breath, Aim, let it out and squeeze the trigger. Don't jerk the trigger, otherwise you will miss
43.) If you can't take the heat, don't shoot yourself in the heart. Shoot yourself in the head.
44.) Don't shoot till you know it's a Zed.
45.) They're dead already, so don't hesitate.
3DayAsylum
46.) Kind of adding to one of Cylon1994's but... Squeeze, don't pull.
47.) Don't approach anybody that you assume to be drunk. Period. Especially if they have a firearm or other weapon.
48.) To keep your beloved sanity, get a puppy. They can help you in dire situations, be your best friend, and so forth.
49.) Don't go out hunting zombies, it's a waste of resources and life.
50.) Pack lightly.
Ejiki
51.) Wash yourself whenever you get the chance. You don't want diseases. Plus smelly people = yuck!
52.) Don't listen to an iPod while on the move. You'll need to hear them coming from behind.
53.) **In addition to #50** Pack only what you will need.
54.) Have more than one weapon. Long AND close-range.
McSkullcracken
55.) Do not try to capture a zombie. Things will go wrong. True scientists with intentions of study may be exempt from this one, just don't take any risks.
56.) Do not intentionally infect another human/survivor or threaten to do so. It will end badly for everyone.
57.) Do not do anything without a Plan A, B, C, D, etc.
58.) Do not get careless.
59.) Do not get cocky, over-confident or proclaim yourself the ultimate zombie hunter. Karma will bite you in the ass in the form of a zombie.
60.) Never assume you know everything about anything.
Dvergamali
61 Never, ever keep a zombie as a pet
62. ) Do not band together with hippies, unless they are really cute or you want target practice. Locked in a room with "dude" everything will make you want to join the zombies.
63.) If you meet other survivors, talk with them and be the nice guy. One of them might save your life because you are a nice and helpful person.
64.) Given a choice between shooting a zombie or a survivor, shoot the zombie. You can take out the survivor if you really need to some other way.
65.) Don't try to be a hero. It could get you, your group and anyone else nearby killed.
63.) If you meet other survivors, talk with them and be the nice guy. One of them might save your life because you are a nice and helpful person.
64.) Given a choice between shooting a zombie or a survivor, shoot the zombie. You can take out the survivor if you really need to some other way.
65.) Don't try to be a hero. It could get you, your group and anyone else nearby killed.
Mastermind22:
66) Never EVER assume that a zombie - limb(s) = safe to approach.
67) Don't attempt to surprise a zombie. Zombies are never surprised.
68) Don't forget to pray, this preserves sanity.
69) Never shoot a zombie in anyplace but the head.
70) Avoid crazy religious people. In the worst-case-scenario you'll be sacraficed to God, and while you may be all warm and fuzzy in heaven, you're also now another zombie.
71) Avoid hospitals. Most have been raided or have no power or other means to preserve the medications and supplies. If you DO manage to find one, be prepared to face alot of undead patients and a big dissapointment if what you're looking for isn't there.
72) If bitten, do not think you will become an uber zombie and tell your friends that you will own them. This annoys them and this will lead to them tossing you into a river.
73) Golden rule: if you saw it on a movie/TV or heard it on the radio, don't try it.
74) Don't make tons of noise unless with intention to distract. And even then, you're an idiot for not sneaking away quietly.
75) Make sure your group is clean of bites. If needed, force a removal of pants and shirts and such to root out potential lairs.
76) Avoid atom bombs. Unless the fallout can destroy the zombies.
77) Don't bother raiding Wal-Mart, as most people will have done that.
78) Don't you dare break a leg!
79) Don't think about your childhood, this will distract you and make you sad.
twinsword
80) Don't try to save everybody you see. You're not Superman.
Ventanator
81)Going to the third or fourth (second should be okay) story of a building and chopping up the stairs is stupid. What happens when you're starving and can't get back down?
82)When you get hurt, stick to light drugs like aspirin. Morphine will make you groggy, and needs to be conserved for when you are seriously injured.
83)Just because you can hit a target doesn't mean you can actually kill something. Even if a zed is dead, the human mind is funny about that kind of thing.
84)Chips and Slim-Jims won't last very long. Try to find a place to hole up with a greenhouse, or find a farm. Why live through Z-day if you starve to death later? Most survival guides contain a list of edible plants and animals so that can be the difference between life and death.
AZ-Terminator001
85) DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER, EVEN FOR A SECOND EVER! LET. DOWN. YOUR. GUARD.
Tebben
86) No offense to anyone, but don't assume that just because you are "pretty good at paintball", you will have the firearm and combat skills for a real life situation. It's better than nothing, but definitely not the same.
KaikelX
87) Pay attention to your group's morale. Multiple battles have been won or lost by who stong the troops' morale was.
88) Nothing has a higher priority than survival. Having all the food, the best weapons, and the strongest fortress won't do you any good if you're dead.
89) Keep all your supllies organized so you can find them easily.
90) If you know for a fact you are going to die, shoot yourself in the head and leave the rest of your supplies to your group or a group that can use them for a good cause.
91) You don't have too kill it. Just stop it from bitting you. Therfore, a melee weapon can come in handy by keeping zombies at bay
92) In a group, be the nice guy. Relive people's stress, keep up the morale, show a positive attitude, etc. Trust me morale works wonders.
KIRA_2
93) if you have a choice use a smooth knife a serrated or toothed knife will get stuck in a zed
94) travel by your self groups attract to mutch zombie attention
95) hourses are not all that great thay can become zombies to ya know
96) dont take pity on kid zombies thay are still zombies
THEMAD BADGER
97) If you find your self holed up with a photocopier salesman, do your self a service and join the Z's. (long story involving being stuck in a lift)
UnUndead
98) Do not stay in a city. Cities are bad, m'kay?
99) The Evil Overlord List has a few good pointers that could help you in an outbreak. Not everything on the list pertains specifically to zombies, but a large portion of it could easily be adapted to help you survive. Number four is particularly good.
