"Would that qualify as a three-way?"

HA! i get it

But yea, i generally group zeds into three areas

Virus: A virus or disease changes humans into zombies.
Unholy: Some kind of satanic force creates them.
Ressurected: People who were already dead rise from the coffins.

From any of these groups i break them down based on physicalities.
1. What can kill them: Head shot, holy water, Iron axe
2. The degree of their protection: is their flesh rotting and soft, or the same as a living human
3. How is the zombie affliction spread: bite, airborne etc...

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A zombie......a person on auto pilot that works a dead end job and hates his/or her life lol

Lets try this. A "Zombie" is any living or non-living human/animal that is under control by an outside force, whether it be a virus, magic, or the devil himself, that has an impulse to either kill, feed, infect, or act out all the aforementioned impulses to any living human/animal.

what you guys think of that? I think I covered all bases =]

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