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Worst Zombie Death
OK on this page think of the worst/ most embarrassing zombie related death you can think of. Write down your name and your worst way to die by zombies.
Sargon_Vingroso- The worst way to go for me would be having your compound completely set up after months maybe even years of scrambling for all sort of supplies, putting it to gather from nothing, defending it from the bandits and such. You end up going to the the latrine like any other day. Their was a small encounter with some zeds the other day and to your horror you find out that some how a zed ended up breaching your compound and went unnoticed because he fell into the latrine. now hears where I say their are 3 possible endings for this worst zombie death.
1. You have jumped up after being bitten on the butt you shoot the zombie in the head, clean your self up and your last moments on earth are left saying good bye to your loved ones changing command over to your second and explaining how you got bitten now humiliated you have to do your self in with a shot through the brain.
2. You have jumped up after being bitten on the butt by the unluckiest lucky zombie to walk or in this case wade the earth and shoot it in the head. clean your self up and shoot your self in the head. your family, friends, and comrades are alarmed by the gun fire and come rushing to your position and are forced to make their own conclusion.
3. You have jumped up after being bitten on the butt by the unluckiest lucky zombie to walk or in this case wade the earth and shoot it in the head. clean your self up and shoot your self in the head. your family, friends, and comrades are alarmed by the gun fire and come rushing to your position and are forced to make their own conclusion. You unfortunately fudged your head shot and your team with minimal medical equipment pronounce you dead. Your second in command know that with out you none of the people morning your death would be their so out of respect for you give you an old fashioned barrel. Sadly you rise from your grave and infect your compound in a matter of minuets.
That I feel is my worst zombie death and one of my greatest Z-day fears.
- This is kind of girly, but it happens in one of my zombie stories- being caught in the middle of a horde, and being bitten first by the zombie of the person you loved, but broke up with you after you went insane, and you let him go once when he got into the house of the person who made you insane in the first place. Basically, the zombie of ex that you let go once came back and bit you in the ass.
DEMONSEED187- my worst zombie death would be that i had all my stuff set up then all my members I'm my zedkiller team would kill their selves and i would then have to kill as many as i can then kill my self...by blowing my brains out then in contrast i can not turn into a zed...
Renegade13- My worst zombie death i can think of is taking a dump and then a zed pops in and kills me. That's what I call getting caught with your pants down.
MattThePossum: Teabagging a "dead" zombie, and the not quite dead ghoul takes off your left nut.
13th.Casualty- Hehe! Nice! But what I was thinking of is that they surround and/or outsmart (zack-s) me to the point that I accidentally kill myself. Like falling off a cliff or my Spas 12 goes off in my nuts.
Angel_956 - My WorstZombie Death would have to be if I was out running Zombies then I'd run in to a power station looking for safety from the Zombies. Not realizing there was a Zombie in there already, then it would attack me knocking me over on a electrical generator electrocuting me to death. (Crispy Human lol)
Taylor100550 - hum well my worst zombie death would be shooting a zombie that as a guy wore a melt a head gear peace and the bullet comes bake and kills me .
UnUndead- I'd have to say... getting bitten while trying to get a zombie to perform oral sex on you. That would be very painful (that's a tender area, for those that don't already know) and embarrassing (try explaining to your team members how you managed to get your dick bitten off by a zombie, or imagine your girlfriend's reaction when she finds out you literally have no balls). Yeah, I dare you to try to come up with a death more embarrassing than that!
SuperSoldierRCP - Question why didn't you get a female survivor to do that last thing I want to fight is a hybrid.
(quickrace89: Oral sex doesn't lead to pregnancy...)
Pintsizedpal - Getting oral sex from a chick not realising she is a zombie....OUCH!
Marsden - Being the first one to get infected on the planet. =(
KIRA_2 - My worst zombie death is a zombie biting me in the nuts and then ripping them out.
Cylon1994 - Yeah Marsdens would REALLY suck. Probably being infected accidentally after you get your fortress all put together and after you all have your plans put together. You would kill all your guys too.
KaikelX: Mine would be zombies slooowly bashing down a door with no where to run. You'd anticipate your death for a long, long time.
IFB254- Trapped in a still functioning Chuck E. Cheeses. Can't imagine a more embarrassing death then being eaten to death by underpaid pizza staff.
Kadski - Reading the zombie survival guide but while you are reading have a zombie sneak up and bite you.
Copping1000-Spending all these years planning and then being the first person to be infected or being bitten in the ball :(
John-234-OK, absolute worst?
Your fortress is compromised because of YOU, and all your team members are slowly devoured, leaving you on one or two others alive. After the whole war ends, you have sex with your mate (who survived the zombie outbreak with you) and find out that you're infected. Not only that but from a bullet wound you thought was normal, but passed through a zombie before it hit you. Not only are you going to die, but you've also doomed your mate, in addition to making your teams sacrifices in near vain.
Thrawn5:
I would say either IrishFlyBoy's choice or being very slowly infected while those that you care about are around you and are totally clueless as to what to do in a zombie Apocalypse (and you cant do anything about it, you are mute).
mehillus: escaping from roof to to roof top from zombies who chased you inside a building, tripping and falling into a dumpster, thus breaking your leg, then die from blood loss as they surrounded the dumpster, but couldn't get in.
Oblus345: mistaking your teammates as zombies and killing all of them then having the zombies attack and kill you because you didn't have backup
Z-daysurvivor:Any death sucks! and the worst would be getting caught by em and the eat your intestines and rip u to fucking shreds (ow)
Zuzak: Surviving the zombie uprising, then accidentally blowing yourself up with fireworks.
KristoferStorm: Accidentally dropping a Molotov cocktail next to your foot...
Walking_Dead4: My worst zombie death would be having a kid about 5 years old and have him sitting there watching you die trying to protect him then turning into a zombie and then killing your kid and infecting him but at least your a zombie family right....
Stüggi:
Being surrounded by hundreds of Uniform Deltas (UnDeads), running out of ammo and having no round left to shoot yourself, so you will be eaten alive, I can't imagine any worse Death than this, OK having a real good planned Fortress and forgot your keys at home is also pretty ugly ;D
Carneyzombie-either not ever losing you virginty and then a chic zombie bites it off or like at the end of a really good enthusiastic pep talk to your team, and getting bit from behind
karaz: mine is where i am yelling at people about how not to get bite then i go and do what i said not to (example no long hair and mine gets grabbed) anything caused by such and idiotic monet is the worst
vanrulzz:
To be honest any slow death is the worst.
Kuthiani: Being eaten by a zombie that was originally a vegetarian. Should've had a V8.
byates
Some dog bite pictures to think on, caution not kid safe
http://www.thegunzone.com/mos/policedog.html
JugglaJ~~~~~the absolute worst death that i could think of would to wake up from a deep sleep and find out that your guts are being ripped out and gnawed on
Zaitch: Probably one of the worst I can think of is a big fat bloated zombie landing on you, so you can't escape. As you struggle to breathe your mouth is filled with his rotten insides, infecting you, then you slowly suffocate/asphyxiate, knowing you can't move or kill yourself and that you will definitely reanimate. Top that one!
Tacticalplanner: How bout a zombie jumping out of a manhole and biting your ass off. Then as you fall in pain, a zombie animal or seemingly dead zombie bites your balls off. But, as you fumble for your pistol for the suicide, th zees eat your hands off. So you got you ass and your balls bit off, and you can't suicide because you have no hands for the pistol, AND to top it all off, the zombies are your current and your ex- boy/girlfriend. (Nice, huh?)
thewhitezombie666-~_~_~OK go to wikapedia and look for cannibal corpse discography you'll be amazed!oh, and to top zaitch how about getting forced oral sex by rosie o'Donald as he/she/it was dying and then finally as a zombie thought "ooh a sausage!" and bites it off and screams down the street "I GOT IT BITCH I GOT DA HOT DOG" then fell to the fetal position with it still in its mouth crying , muttering "Jesus, if you treat me wrong again I will eat you toilet paper and hide in your toilet waiting for you to poop" with the wee wee slightly muffuling the speech! its strange, painful, and funny!
daleks: not the worst but how about sleeping with your shotgun in your arms. then while sleeping you accidentally pull the trigger and blow your brains out
zombieman98: Okay i'm new here and I don't know if i'm commenting right, if i'm not, feel free to delete this. Say that I have instant clotting blood, constantly hooked up to a blood transfusion machine, incredibally low pain threshhold, an unshakeable will to live, and immunity to the virus. I would say the worst way to die under these conditions would be if you broke your back, becoming decapitated. Then the corpse of your former mother walks up and begins devouring you. The blood transfusion machine keeps you from dying while she's gnawing on your insides. Oh and also she starts at the legs and works her way up. Eventually you die when she eats your heart/lungs/brain.
The_Last_Skater
well try this! ok u have just been saved by your group sacrificing themselves for u and u are walking alone having ur base destroyed already .. and u come across a dead body with that shirt that says " how to keep an idiot busy , see other side " (on both sides) and as u are turning this shirt over and over u get bit in the neck!
Jusmounts: Dang, all of these would be terrible, probably getting bitten, not noticing it untill it's too late, and killing your teammates
AgEnT_GrEEn:
*You asked for it so don't gripe!*
Getting eaten by an infected Significant Other as you were doing them...
*Don't bite so freakin- *rip and gulp* OWWW! POK POK.....Then I'd wander out as a bleeding skin-job, goin' commando and eating my comrades...Pathetic :^P
ALMostFoul: Getting bit by somebody you fucking hate. And just knowing that the fucker just killed you and you just did him/her a favor by putting him/her down. More painful, probably not, but I would curse him/her right up to the part where I get to taste lead for the first and last time.
Sargon_Vingroso- The worst way to go for me would be having your compound completely set up after months maybe even years of scrambling for all sort of supplies, putting it to gather from nothing, defending it from the bandits and such. You end up going to the the latrine like any other day. Their was a small encounter with some zeds the other day and to your horror you find out that some how a zed ended up breaching your compound and went unnoticed because he fell into the latrine. now hears where I say their are 3 possible endings for this worst zombie death.
1. You have jumped up after being bitten on the butt you shoot the zombie in the head, clean your self up and your last moments on earth are left saying good bye to your loved ones changing command over to your second and explaining how you got bitten now humiliated you have to do your self in with a shot through the brain.
2. You have jumped up after being bitten on the butt by the unluckiest lucky zombie to walk or in this case wade the earth and shoot it in the head. clean your self up and shoot your self in the head. your family, friends, and comrades are alarmed by the gun fire and come rushing to your position and are forced to make their own conclusion.
3. You have jumped up after being bitten on the butt by the unluckiest lucky zombie to walk or in this case wade the earth and shoot it in the head. clean your self up and shoot your self in the head. your family, friends, and comrades are alarmed by the gun fire and come rushing to your position and are forced to make their own conclusion. You unfortunately fudged your head shot and your team with minimal medical equipment pronounce you dead. Your second in command know that with out you none of the people morning your death would be their so out of respect for you give you an old fashioned barrel. Sadly you rise from your grave and infect your compound in a matter of minuets.
That I feel is my worst zombie death and one of my greatest Z-day fears.
- This is kind of girly, but it happens in one of my zombie stories- being caught in the middle of a horde, and being bitten first by the zombie of the person you loved, but broke up with you after you went insane, and you let him go once when he got into the house of the person who made you insane in the first place. Basically, the zombie of ex that you let go once came back and bit you in the ass.
DEMONSEED187- my worst zombie death would be that i had all my stuff set up then all my members I'm my zedkiller team would kill their selves and i would then have to kill as many as i can then kill my self...by blowing my brains out then in contrast i can not turn into a zed...
Renegade13- My worst zombie death i can think of is taking a dump and then a zed pops in and kills me. That's what I call getting caught with your pants down.
MattThePossum: Teabagging a "dead" zombie, and the not quite dead ghoul takes off your left nut.
13th.Casualty- Hehe! Nice! But what I was thinking of is that they surround and/or outsmart (zack-s) me to the point that I accidentally kill myself. Like falling off a cliff or my Spas 12 goes off in my nuts.
Angel_956 - My WorstZombie Death would have to be if I was out running Zombies then I'd run in to a power station looking for safety from the Zombies. Not realizing there was a Zombie in there already, then it would attack me knocking me over on a electrical generator electrocuting me to death. (Crispy Human lol)
Taylor100550 - hum well my worst zombie death would be shooting a zombie that as a guy wore a melt a head gear peace and the bullet comes bake and kills me .
UnUndead- I'd have to say... getting bitten while trying to get a zombie to perform oral sex on you. That would be very painful (that's a tender area, for those that don't already know) and embarrassing (try explaining to your team members how you managed to get your dick bitten off by a zombie, or imagine your girlfriend's reaction when she finds out you literally have no balls). Yeah, I dare you to try to come up with a death more embarrassing than that!
SuperSoldierRCP - Question why didn't you get a female survivor to do that last thing I want to fight is a hybrid.
(quickrace89: Oral sex doesn't lead to pregnancy...)
Pintsizedpal - Getting oral sex from a chick not realising she is a zombie....OUCH!
Marsden - Being the first one to get infected on the planet. =(
KIRA_2 - My worst zombie death is a zombie biting me in the nuts and then ripping them out.
Cylon1994 - Yeah Marsdens would REALLY suck. Probably being infected accidentally after you get your fortress all put together and after you all have your plans put together. You would kill all your guys too.
KaikelX: Mine would be zombies slooowly bashing down a door with no where to run. You'd anticipate your death for a long, long time.
IFB254- Trapped in a still functioning Chuck E. Cheeses. Can't imagine a more embarrassing death then being eaten to death by underpaid pizza staff.
Enad23: How about running through a group of zombies with no ammo, jumping through a small gate head first, getting your leg caught, and then be slowly eaten from your legs up as they pull you back into the original room.
Beat That.
Kadski - Reading the zombie survival guide but while you are reading have a zombie sneak up and bite you.
Copping1000-Spending all these years planning and then being the first person to be infected or being bitten in the ball :(
John-234-OK, absolute worst?
Your fortress is compromised because of YOU, and all your team members are slowly devoured, leaving you on one or two others alive. After the whole war ends, you have sex with your mate (who survived the zombie outbreak with you) and find out that you're infected. Not only that but from a bullet wound you thought was normal, but passed through a zombie before it hit you. Not only are you going to die, but you've also doomed your mate, in addition to making your teams sacrifices in near vain.
Toomin: I'd have to say, after Marsden's, the worst way to die would be being the last person bitten. The war is over, only a few zombies left and you go to kill the last one and it bites you first.
Dooran: The worst death would be to plan out an elaborate defence, being completely safe from zombies, with sufficient food for years of your life, and then dying of cancer.
LtCaboose: The worst? Being eaten to death my zombies while having sex in space after learning I have cancer and that the space station is about to explode. So I would be eaten/exploded/sexed at the same time!
Dooran: The worst death would be to plan out an elaborate defence, being completely safe from zombies, with sufficient food for years of your life, and then dying of cancer.
LtCaboose: The worst? Being eaten to death my zombies while having sex in space after learning I have cancer and that the space station is about to explode. So I would be eaten/exploded/sexed at the same time!
Thrawn5:
I would say either IrishFlyBoy's choice or being very slowly infected while those that you care about are around you and are totally clueless as to what to do in a zombie Apocalypse (and you cant do anything about it, you are mute).
mehillus: escaping from roof to to roof top from zombies who chased you inside a building, tripping and falling into a dumpster, thus breaking your leg, then die from blood loss as they surrounded the dumpster, but couldn't get in.
Oblus345: mistaking your teammates as zombies and killing all of them then having the zombies attack and kill you because you didn't have backup
Z-daysurvivor:Any death sucks! and the worst would be getting caught by em and the eat your intestines and rip u to fucking shreds (ow)
Zuzak: Surviving the zombie uprising, then accidentally blowing yourself up with fireworks.
KristoferStorm: Accidentally dropping a Molotov cocktail next to your foot...
Sgt.schultz: Being the first one bitten, then being the zombie as you eat other people, and part of your brain knows you're human, but your body can't stop eating. Kind of like being infected w/ the flood. (Halo: The Flood)
Walking_Dead4: My worst zombie death would be having a kid about 5 years old and have him sitting there watching you die trying to protect him then turning into a zombie and then killing your kid and infecting him but at least your a zombie family right....
Stüggi:
Being surrounded by hundreds of Uniform Deltas (UnDeads), running out of ammo and having no round left to shoot yourself, so you will be eaten alive, I can't imagine any worse Death than this, OK having a real good planned Fortress and forgot your keys at home is also pretty ugly ;D
Carneyzombie-either not ever losing you virginty and then a chic zombie bites it off or like at the end of a really good enthusiastic pep talk to your team, and getting bit from behind
karaz: mine is where i am yelling at people about how not to get bite then i go and do what i said not to (example no long hair and mine gets grabbed) anything caused by such and idiotic monet is the worst
vanrulzz:
To be honest any slow death is the worst.
Kuthiani: Being eaten by a zombie that was originally a vegetarian. Should've had a V8.
byates
Some dog bite pictures to think on, caution not kid safe
http://www.thegunzone.com/mos/policedog.html
JugglaJ~~~~~the absolute worst death that i could think of would to wake up from a deep sleep and find out that your guts are being ripped out and gnawed on
Zaitch: Probably one of the worst I can think of is a big fat bloated zombie landing on you, so you can't escape. As you struggle to breathe your mouth is filled with his rotten insides, infecting you, then you slowly suffocate/asphyxiate, knowing you can't move or kill yourself and that you will definitely reanimate. Top that one!
Tacticalplanner: How bout a zombie jumping out of a manhole and biting your ass off. Then as you fall in pain, a zombie animal or seemingly dead zombie bites your balls off. But, as you fumble for your pistol for the suicide, th zees eat your hands off. So you got you ass and your balls bit off, and you can't suicide because you have no hands for the pistol, AND to top it all off, the zombies are your current and your ex- boy/girlfriend. (Nice, huh?)
thewhitezombie666-~_~_~OK go to wikapedia and look for cannibal corpse discography you'll be amazed!oh, and to top zaitch how about getting forced oral sex by rosie o'Donald as he/she/it was dying and then finally as a zombie thought "ooh a sausage!" and bites it off and screams down the street "I GOT IT BITCH I GOT DA HOT DOG" then fell to the fetal position with it still in its mouth crying , muttering "Jesus, if you treat me wrong again I will eat you toilet paper and hide in your toilet waiting for you to poop" with the wee wee slightly muffuling the speech! its strange, painful, and funny!
daleks: not the worst but how about sleeping with your shotgun in your arms. then while sleeping you accidentally pull the trigger and blow your brains out
zombieman98: Okay i'm new here and I don't know if i'm commenting right, if i'm not, feel free to delete this. Say that I have instant clotting blood, constantly hooked up to a blood transfusion machine, incredibally low pain threshhold, an unshakeable will to live, and immunity to the virus. I would say the worst way to die under these conditions would be if you broke your back, becoming decapitated. Then the corpse of your former mother walks up and begins devouring you. The blood transfusion machine keeps you from dying while she's gnawing on your insides. Oh and also she starts at the legs and works her way up. Eventually you die when she eats your heart/lungs/brain.
The_Last_Skater
well try this! ok u have just been saved by your group sacrificing themselves for u and u are walking alone having ur base destroyed already .. and u come across a dead body with that shirt that says " how to keep an idiot busy , see other side " (on both sides) and as u are turning this shirt over and over u get bit in the neck!
Jusmounts: Dang, all of these would be terrible, probably getting bitten, not noticing it untill it's too late, and killing your teammates
AgEnT_GrEEn:
*You asked for it so don't gripe!*
Getting eaten by an infected Significant Other as you were doing them...
*Don't bite so freakin- *rip and gulp* OWWW! POK POK.....Then I'd wander out as a bleeding skin-job, goin' commando and eating my comrades...Pathetic :^P
ALMostFoul: Getting bit by somebody you fucking hate. And just knowing that the fucker just killed you and you just did him/her a favor by putting him/her down. More painful, probably not, but I would curse him/her right up to the part where I get to taste lead for the first and last time.
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| HeadCrabZombie | My worst death | 0 | Oct 15 2008, 7:42 PM EDT by HeadCrabZombie | |
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| garnica | zombie death | 8 | Jul 12 2008, 10:56 AM EDT by Adroc | |
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i dont want to be cliche but the most painful physically would be eaten alive by alot of zombies. But personally i would be more pissed if i just survived a horde of zeds and then get bit by the crawling zombie in the dark corner in a empty building.
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| Zombie_killer | Worste death | 0 | Jul 4 2008, 5:16 PM EDT by Zombie_killer | |
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Going out to quickly>.< I know it sounds dumb, but if I had gotten bit and I knew I was running out of time, and there was nothing to lose, it just go berserk. Id do as much damage as I could. In short, I wanna go out with a bang. I dont wanna be torn apart by some, because then you cant have any final words and such>.< Also, selfish as this sounds, id wanna become a zombie. It would be intresting to see the other side. One zombie really isn't gonna do anything. So basically, the worste death for me would be im hideing in a building all safe and secure, and suddenly thousands of the f***s just walk in. I got no gun and helpless, and I have to just wait for them to come and tear me apart. No big bang, no reanimation, just me watching my guts torn out until I die..
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