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You and the Last Zed... How do you do it?
Congratulations, you did it! You managed to survive the Zombie Apocalypse and kill EVERY SINGLE zombie except one. It is just you, and the Zed. Any location you want, any situation you want, any weapon you want. You two are the only things there. How are you going to do it? How are you going to kill the Skin Job? Post it below.
3DayAsylum: Just shoot him in the head and get over it already...fucking retards...
Quickrace89: Get a gun and shoot it. Look, maybe I might use a 20 gauge shotgun, or put a .700 Nitro Express in him, but I like Hell_Razor's way of looking at it.
Original Sin:
I would want our final battle to take place on top a skyscraper, with no weapons. I'm going to kill it using my bare hands, and it that doesn't work, I'll toss it off the side. I think it is the perfect ending to such a tragic event. And you have to admit, it would be fun as hell.
KaikelX:
In a cave against an zombie that can do everything I can do. Now is THE time to use the katana. SWORD FIGHT!!! You could have an ipod playing He's a Pirate too. As for where? On a plateau in the middle of nowhere. EPIC.
SuperSoldierRCP
I want the last 50 thousands zeds to attack my colony in a epic battle of death and i want to kill the last zed with a knife standing on top of a roof with the head in my hand dead. ASSURING MY NEW WORLD ORDER I WILL NUKE SEVER PLACES TO ENSURE MY WORLD DOMINATION (lol everything in caps and bolded was a joke )
DaveBall
Shoot the Hell Out of It!! I don't care were just Kill it without getting bitten and starting the whole thing over again.
Dominickmagas:
I'd let it bite me, then have an epic battle with it using only my bare hands. If i kill it, i'll spend my last few hours/days doing what i've always wanted to do, then see how the other half lives. Or, if i were about to lose, i'd pull the pin from a grenade, let the zed take me down, hold the grenade close to our heads, and utter one last prayer, knowing that i'll see my loved ones soon. Either way, i'd go out with a smile.
Chaplin Gir : I'm a sucker for medievil things, so I think i would tie it to a bulls-eye and take pot shots at it with a medievil bow (just a normal one, I haven't got anywhere NEAR the experience nor the muscular strenght to draw a longbow string. And people, no matter how strong you think you are, you won't be able to draw it correctly without over 4 years experience) and if i don't it like that, well I'll have to use a chainsaw, just to annoy everyone who says they are useless.
Emperor_of_the_Nerds
simple shoot its knees out so it has to crawl and then curb stomp the thing with steel toe boots then just to make sure its dead back up onto its head with a rear wheel drive car and peel out as to where a nice big parking lot or another version on a roof as i spartan kick it onto a spiked fence post if it is impaled through the head great if not well that's what lead pipes are for
Pbishop2010:
I would choose a certain hotel in Amsterdam named Hostel.. And somehow this last zombie will have the ability to feel things. so ill pin it somehow, tie it to a chair. and torture it very slowly and very painfully. Since this zombie would be able to feel it would be even better.. Also like normal zombies physical damage will do nothing unless its a broken neck or brain injury.. so i can have all the fun i want... and when it comes down to the point where i did everything i could do to it (which by this point all that would be left would be a head with burnt out eyes, ripped out tongue, cut up, stabbed, burned, frozen, beaten. electrocuted, bloody mess of a mutilated zombie body) i would then do what Hannibal did. Cut open his skull take a piece of its brain cook it and shove it into its mutilated bloody mess of a mouth... then, i would get two needles and stick them at separate parts of his brain. And i would give him a low non fatal but still painful electric flow to go throw his brain. Finally after all of this is done, i would finally rip its brain out and then burn the whole body to leave no evidence. and to get rid of any infection... After that i would live the world Will Smith style in I Am Legend.. besides the part of looking for a cure.. Oh and yes, i have a very very dark twisted mind.. =)
Zaitch:
Have it tied down securely and quite simply beat it to a mushy pulp with a sledgehammer, then beat it some more until I get my satisfaction. Burn the remains with thermite, gather any ashes left and keep them in an urn on the mantle as a reminder.
Zuzak:
Kill it? I'd try to capture it. Maybe a cure or vaccine can be found with it. After all, if it isn't the last one, then you're risking another outbreak.
Hillbilly909 :
I would try to capture it and create about 10 more zombies and put them in a colliseum to fight with my prisoners. The 9 extera zombies would come from the prisoners too. (insert evil laugh here)
Max6110
Capture it and feed it with any raiders taken prisoner. Nobody would want to attack our fortress then.
~Jack~:
You know how there are those people with those flea circuses? Jack's Zombie circus. And once people are no longer interested in zombies, I'll give him a once cannon salute, and launch him through a ring of fire, into a 40 ft deep pit and burry it undead. Let it decompose slowly 40 feet under.
The_Last_Skater
I would like to end it on a skyscraper, =p we all would i guess, and as a joke look it in the eyes and yell " THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" and kick it off the side. (Because someone had to say it) ;)
daleks:
Like Original_Sin said. Take place on a skyscraper and kill it with my bare hands. If I get bitten I'll throw myself at the zombie and we will both fall to our deaths. Nah. I'm kidding. I would set it free!
Hell_Razor: I'm going to go with common sense and shoot the dragger from a comfortable distance. No medieval crap, no honorable duel, no elaborate plot that seems more fun on paper than in real life. Anything else would be suicide. I'd finish the job and get around to the real fun: repopulating the planet.
VetaZombiSlayer
I would have the zombie have the power to manipulate both physical and mental matter. (wears a bowler hat and have half a face off.) He would take me, and start talking in an very evil voice. "I have been watching you." He would say. He claps, and then walks towards me, in the empty streets of a city with fog and all. Behind him, streets and buildings would tear away, leaving only the dark space behind, stars gleaming in the distance. He lets out an evil laugh. I would take out my fire ax and a .357, and stand in middle of the streets. The Final Zombie starts blathering about how the world is doomed, and mentally tears away the entire matter, streets, buildings, even that trashcan away, revealing space and Earth. I see the Earth in dull colors, brown, and black in some oceans. I stare, horror in my eyes, as I saw the very earth humankind have lived in for many a era, an wasteland. I would feel anger boiling inside me, but the zombie would only chuckle. He walks slowly towards me, throwing objects from cans to street lamps towards my direction, obiously trying to scare me. I shoot him, but he flashes side by side with superhuman speed. He then leviates into the air, and chuckles. I look around, and saw a couple of objects laying around. I picked up an umbrella, a brick, and a light bulb. I throw the latter two to the zombie, and only the light bulb hit him, and seemed not to even fade him the slighest. I looked upwards, and saw a portal sealed by glass. It was not even on the roof. I ran towards it, pushing the zombie, as he threw things towards me, playing with me. He obiously saw me as no threat. I climbed the dumpster, and lept towards the fire exit of a skyscaper. As I climbed, metal stairs benenth me twisted, and tore apart, floating in eternity in the sky. I finally got ot the roof, and saw the zombie there. He quickly came towards me, cane in hand, and I blocked the blow with my fire axe. I spun behind him, ans slashed at his legs. He jumped, and swung his cane towards my shoulder. He hit it hard, and I felt it snap. I ran, and ran, and took a great leap off the building. The portal was just above me. I was just about to reach it, until the zombie had somehow leviated me just benenth it. I couldn't reach the glass, but then saw my umbrella. The zombie let me go, but I threw the umbrella at the glass. It cracked, and got sucked in piece by piece into the portal. I floated onto the street, and saw the zombie in middle of it. "Foolish man." He smirked. He then choked me with an invisible force. I felt life draining out of me. Suddenly, a loud screeching noise can be heard, and we both looked up. The portal somehow let out a very bright blur laser, and enveloped the zombie, making a shockwave as it hit the street, a force I could feel. He screamed the most bloody scream you've never heard. I saw as particles of what sed to be the street get vaporized, and a dark shilotude can be seen, floating in middle of the laser. A loud voice can be heard, "You may eliminate the cause, but you will never escape the inevitable." He then got ripped apart, and nothing can be seen. The laser still emerged, and serveral more shot out, destroying skyscapers. I felt something touch my shoe, and picked it up. It was a clear white bullet, and it fits nicely in my .357. I decided it would be nice as a soniver. I looked up, and skyscaper were colliding with each other, one directly above my head. I saw no chance of escape, and let out a shot to the sky with my one free bullet. It hit the portal, and a bright light enveloped the entire world.
I then woke up on the intersection between Alderney ST. and Boca Chica Bvld. I looked around, and it was as if nothing ever happened. I then heard a loud growl, and everywhere, there were zombies. They charged towards me, thousands upon thousands, hunger in their eyes. I had no chance of escape.
*dies.*
Sorry if it's a bit long. I have massive Writer's....... hands.
Zbo900 - If i knew for sure i wouldn't get infected, i would use pure anmal instict, fight tooth and nail, literally, but if i knew i would get infected i would get some kind of Freddy Kruger claws and rip its FUCKING FACE OFF!!!
3DayAsylum: Just shoot him in the head and get over it already...fucking retards...
Quickrace89: Get a gun and shoot it. Look, maybe I might use a 20 gauge shotgun, or put a .700 Nitro Express in him, but I like Hell_Razor's way of looking at it.
Original Sin:
I would want our final battle to take place on top a skyscraper, with no weapons. I'm going to kill it using my bare hands, and it that doesn't work, I'll toss it off the side. I think it is the perfect ending to such a tragic event. And you have to admit, it would be fun as hell.
KaikelX:
In a cave against an zombie that can do everything I can do. Now is THE time to use the katana. SWORD FIGHT!!! You could have an ipod playing He's a Pirate too. As for where? On a plateau in the middle of nowhere. EPIC.
SuperSoldierRCP
I want the last 50 thousands zeds to attack my colony in a epic battle of death and i want to kill the last zed with a knife standing on top of a roof with the head in my hand dead. ASSURING MY NEW WORLD ORDER I WILL NUKE SEVER PLACES TO ENSURE MY WORLD DOMINATION (lol everything in caps and bolded was a joke )
DaveBall
Shoot the Hell Out of It!! I don't care were just Kill it without getting bitten and starting the whole thing over again.
Dominickmagas:
I'd let it bite me, then have an epic battle with it using only my bare hands. If i kill it, i'll spend my last few hours/days doing what i've always wanted to do, then see how the other half lives. Or, if i were about to lose, i'd pull the pin from a grenade, let the zed take me down, hold the grenade close to our heads, and utter one last prayer, knowing that i'll see my loved ones soon. Either way, i'd go out with a smile.
Chaplin Gir : I'm a sucker for medievil things, so I think i would tie it to a bulls-eye and take pot shots at it with a medievil bow (just a normal one, I haven't got anywhere NEAR the experience nor the muscular strenght to draw a longbow string. And people, no matter how strong you think you are, you won't be able to draw it correctly without over 4 years experience) and if i don't it like that, well I'll have to use a chainsaw, just to annoy everyone who says they are useless.
Emperor_of_the_Nerds
simple shoot its knees out so it has to crawl and then curb stomp the thing with steel toe boots then just to make sure its dead back up onto its head with a rear wheel drive car and peel out as to where a nice big parking lot or another version on a roof as i spartan kick it onto a spiked fence post if it is impaled through the head great if not well that's what lead pipes are for
Pbishop2010:
I would choose a certain hotel in Amsterdam named Hostel.. And somehow this last zombie will have the ability to feel things. so ill pin it somehow, tie it to a chair. and torture it very slowly and very painfully. Since this zombie would be able to feel it would be even better.. Also like normal zombies physical damage will do nothing unless its a broken neck or brain injury.. so i can have all the fun i want... and when it comes down to the point where i did everything i could do to it (which by this point all that would be left would be a head with burnt out eyes, ripped out tongue, cut up, stabbed, burned, frozen, beaten. electrocuted, bloody mess of a mutilated zombie body) i would then do what Hannibal did. Cut open his skull take a piece of its brain cook it and shove it into its mutilated bloody mess of a mouth... then, i would get two needles and stick them at separate parts of his brain. And i would give him a low non fatal but still painful electric flow to go throw his brain. Finally after all of this is done, i would finally rip its brain out and then burn the whole body to leave no evidence. and to get rid of any infection... After that i would live the world Will Smith style in I Am Legend.. besides the part of looking for a cure.. Oh and yes, i have a very very dark twisted mind.. =)
Zaitch:
Have it tied down securely and quite simply beat it to a mushy pulp with a sledgehammer, then beat it some more until I get my satisfaction. Burn the remains with thermite, gather any ashes left and keep them in an urn on the mantle as a reminder.
Zuzak:
Kill it? I'd try to capture it. Maybe a cure or vaccine can be found with it. After all, if it isn't the last one, then you're risking another outbreak.
Hillbilly909 :
I would try to capture it and create about 10 more zombies and put them in a colliseum to fight with my prisoners. The 9 extera zombies would come from the prisoners too. (insert evil laugh here)
Max6110
Capture it and feed it with any raiders taken prisoner. Nobody would want to attack our fortress then.
~Jack~:
You know how there are those people with those flea circuses? Jack's Zombie circus. And once people are no longer interested in zombies, I'll give him a once cannon salute, and launch him through a ring of fire, into a 40 ft deep pit and burry it undead. Let it decompose slowly 40 feet under.
The_Last_Skater
I would like to end it on a skyscraper, =p we all would i guess, and as a joke look it in the eyes and yell " THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" and kick it off the side. (Because someone had to say it) ;)
daleks:
Like Original_Sin said. Take place on a skyscraper and kill it with my bare hands. If I get bitten I'll throw myself at the zombie and we will both fall to our deaths. Nah. I'm kidding. I would set it free!
Hell_Razor: I'm going to go with common sense and shoot the dragger from a comfortable distance. No medieval crap, no honorable duel, no elaborate plot that seems more fun on paper than in real life. Anything else would be suicide. I'd finish the job and get around to the real fun: repopulating the planet.
VetaZombiSlayer
I would have the zombie have the power to manipulate both physical and mental matter. (wears a bowler hat and have half a face off.) He would take me, and start talking in an very evil voice. "I have been watching you." He would say. He claps, and then walks towards me, in the empty streets of a city with fog and all. Behind him, streets and buildings would tear away, leaving only the dark space behind, stars gleaming in the distance. He lets out an evil laugh. I would take out my fire ax and a .357, and stand in middle of the streets. The Final Zombie starts blathering about how the world is doomed, and mentally tears away the entire matter, streets, buildings, even that trashcan away, revealing space and Earth. I see the Earth in dull colors, brown, and black in some oceans. I stare, horror in my eyes, as I saw the very earth humankind have lived in for many a era, an wasteland. I would feel anger boiling inside me, but the zombie would only chuckle. He walks slowly towards me, throwing objects from cans to street lamps towards my direction, obiously trying to scare me. I shoot him, but he flashes side by side with superhuman speed. He then leviates into the air, and chuckles. I look around, and saw a couple of objects laying around. I picked up an umbrella, a brick, and a light bulb. I throw the latter two to the zombie, and only the light bulb hit him, and seemed not to even fade him the slighest. I looked upwards, and saw a portal sealed by glass. It was not even on the roof. I ran towards it, pushing the zombie, as he threw things towards me, playing with me. He obiously saw me as no threat. I climbed the dumpster, and lept towards the fire exit of a skyscaper. As I climbed, metal stairs benenth me twisted, and tore apart, floating in eternity in the sky. I finally got ot the roof, and saw the zombie there. He quickly came towards me, cane in hand, and I blocked the blow with my fire axe. I spun behind him, ans slashed at his legs. He jumped, and swung his cane towards my shoulder. He hit it hard, and I felt it snap. I ran, and ran, and took a great leap off the building. The portal was just above me. I was just about to reach it, until the zombie had somehow leviated me just benenth it. I couldn't reach the glass, but then saw my umbrella. The zombie let me go, but I threw the umbrella at the glass. It cracked, and got sucked in piece by piece into the portal. I floated onto the street, and saw the zombie in middle of it. "Foolish man." He smirked. He then choked me with an invisible force. I felt life draining out of me. Suddenly, a loud screeching noise can be heard, and we both looked up. The portal somehow let out a very bright blur laser, and enveloped the zombie, making a shockwave as it hit the street, a force I could feel. He screamed the most bloody scream you've never heard. I saw as particles of what sed to be the street get vaporized, and a dark shilotude can be seen, floating in middle of the laser. A loud voice can be heard, "You may eliminate the cause, but you will never escape the inevitable." He then got ripped apart, and nothing can be seen. The laser still emerged, and serveral more shot out, destroying skyscapers. I felt something touch my shoe, and picked it up. It was a clear white bullet, and it fits nicely in my .357. I decided it would be nice as a soniver. I looked up, and skyscaper were colliding with each other, one directly above my head. I saw no chance of escape, and let out a shot to the sky with my one free bullet. It hit the portal, and a bright light enveloped the entire world.
I then woke up on the intersection between Alderney ST. and Boca Chica Bvld. I looked around, and it was as if nothing ever happened. I then heard a loud growl, and everywhere, there were zombies. They charged towards me, thousands upon thousands, hunger in their eyes. I had no chance of escape.
*dies.*
Sorry if it's a bit long. I have massive Writer's....... hands.
Zbo900 - If i knew for sure i wouldn't get infected, i would use pure anmal instict, fight tooth and nail, literally, but if i knew i would get infected i would get some kind of Freddy Kruger claws and rip its FUCKING FACE OFF!!!
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| pbishop2010 | which do u like best? | 6 | Oct 4 2008, 11:58 PM EDT by 3DayAsylum | |
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in all of the choice's people have made above which one do you like best? Which one is the darkest one? which one is just plain stupid or dumb, and which one lacks creativity in all meaning? lol. please leave your idea on what you think about some of the people's ideas above. =)
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| Mercob | Infect it | 0 | Sep 11 2008, 2:51 AM EDT by Mercob | |
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I would get some LSD and wire the zeds mouth open... put it in and see what happens with it... maybe it could be a friendly zombie infecting the ones we dislike :).... or id cover him in petrol and set him alight and see how far he can walk/run while on fire
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