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Are you an evil genius? Do you build Rube Goldberg devices for fun? Do you obsess over secret compartments, trap doors, and other various Boobie traps?
If so, you've come to the right page! This is a page dedicated to all the creative devices that one might invent for the sole purpose of killing zombies and/or for self-protection during a zombie based catastrophe.
If you have a Zombie Killing Contraption or a device you made, just add it below by signing in and clicking the "Easy Edit" button. It's easy!
Horizontal sub floor, zombie decapitation device:
In the book Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks talks about having a shelter that is elevated, where the means of reaching the elevated area can be taken away (pulling up a ladder, smashing stairs, breaking an elevator etc) my first contraption is having a slightly lowered platform that is roughly neck high on a zombie, that the zombies will try to use to get themselves to my elevation, from this a large blade will swing out, decapitating any would be zombie attackers.
The Zombaton:
Made this this evening on my lathe. Nice little baton or a short bat for quick zombie whacking. It's made of very solid one piece oak and the handle is wrapped in hemp. I added a lanyard so you won't drop or lose the baton. I plan on making more of these and maybe drilling out the head and filling it with lead to move the weight more toward the strike point. Though its fairly heavy now. Its about 2' long. I know it wont work for a long term zombie basher, but its quick, takes no ammo and easy to carry. Please feel free to leave me some feedback or ideas to improve the baton. I'm also thinking of making a solid mace shaped one with a large ball on the end.
Here is a closeup of the lanyard. All still carved from the same piece of oak. Made from very strong hemp.
Alicestar:
with a grip that long you might want to try a weighted pomel, this will allow for better ballence of the weapon as well as counterweigting the swing which will greatly increase the impact force.
The Marsden Mobile
The Marsden Mobile is a cutsom made vechile, (Shown Below) built around a metal cabinet.
The Marsden Mobile has, as shown above blades for slicing through hordes.
The Marsden Mobile also comes with a wheelbarrow attached to the back for transporting materials and holding supplies.
As you can see from the picture above, it is powered by an engine and a car battery, cables run inside the metal cabinet. A wooden bench also protects the driver from zombies directly in front.
Here it is in the dark it has two lamps attached as floodlights were to heavy. It can average a speed of 28km/h so it isn't exactly too fast.
the zombie be good stick- it is an axe handle with no axe it has a duct tape handle and writing on it that sais zombie be good stick and a knife on the end like a spear its very nice and most likely will be effective i wish i had a pic.
If so, you've come to the right page! This is a page dedicated to all the creative devices that one might invent for the sole purpose of killing zombies and/or for self-protection during a zombie based catastrophe.
If you have a Zombie Killing Contraption or a device you made, just add it below by signing in and clicking the "Easy Edit" button. It's easy!
Horizontal sub floor, zombie decapitation device:
In the book Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks talks about having a shelter that is elevated, where the means of reaching the elevated area can be taken away (pulling up a ladder, smashing stairs, breaking an elevator etc) my first contraption is having a slightly lowered platform that is roughly neck high on a zombie, that the zombies will try to use to get themselves to my elevation, from this a large blade will swing out, decapitating any would be zombie attackers.
The Zombaton:
Made this this evening on my lathe. Nice little baton or a short bat for quick zombie whacking. It's made of very solid one piece oak and the handle is wrapped in hemp. I added a lanyard so you won't drop or lose the baton. I plan on making more of these and maybe drilling out the head and filling it with lead to move the weight more toward the strike point. Though its fairly heavy now. Its about 2' long. I know it wont work for a long term zombie basher, but its quick, takes no ammo and easy to carry. Please feel free to leave me some feedback or ideas to improve the baton. I'm also thinking of making a solid mace shaped one with a large ball on the end.
Here is a closeup of the lanyard. All still carved from the same piece of oak. Made from very strong hemp.
Alicestar:
with a grip that long you might want to try a weighted pomel, this will allow for better ballence of the weapon as well as counterweigting the swing which will greatly increase the impact force.
The Marsden Mobile
The Marsden Mobile is a cutsom made vechile, (Shown Below) built around a metal cabinet.
The Marsden Mobile has, as shown above blades for slicing through hordes.
The Marsden Mobile also comes with a wheelbarrow attached to the back for transporting materials and holding supplies.
As you can see from the picture above, it is powered by an engine and a car battery, cables run inside the metal cabinet. A wooden bench also protects the driver from zombies directly in front.
Here it is in the dark it has two lamps attached as floodlights were to heavy. It can average a speed of 28km/h so it isn't exactly too fast.
the zombie be good stick- it is an axe handle with no axe it has a duct tape handle and writing on it that sais zombie be good stick and a knife on the end like a spear its very nice and most likely will be effective i wish i had a pic.
