To Sir Turkey Butts
My good sir Turkey Butts,
I do quite enjoy the air in which you assist your companions. It is quite enjoyable, if i may say so. i did find a few things out of place in your survival though.
A. the first of which was your amount of tea. How much tea did you pack? Are you sure it shall be enough to survive for that long? And shouldn't you pack more of your tea set in the instance you find other gentlemen as yourself?
B. Why would you have the help running around on their own? They could get lost or worse, they might find another job! You do realize how hard it is to find good help these days. you should use a buddy system if you can.
C. Why walk the same path as the peasants. Stay off these "highways" they use nowadays too many peasants, and they might be infected. How horrid.
Well i do hope this gentleman could assist in your escapades, we should have tea before you go on your trip. Toodles!
Aug 1 2010, 4:39 PM EDT by
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