Surviving in Turkey
I live in Tekirdağ , Turkey. I think this city is death trap. Population is low (147.490) for a city but , Tekirdağ very very close to Istanbul(100 km). Istanbul is a metropolis. İstanbul's most populous city in Turkey.(2.167.572)
So , Where to go in zombie apocalypse ? If I stay , I will dead.
Jun 5 2013, 11:09 AM EDT by
School Shooting Plan
LJ recently put a video about "Run, Hide, Fight" where the shooter goes into an office, and people plan for themselves.
So, I am not in a work place, I'm in a school. Now, I'll first explain the plan the school has put in place, and then say my opinion on it.
Plan is: Everyone says in their classes, and the teachers have black plastic bags that they tape in front of the door's window. Then, the strongest of the class move, for example, a heavy desk in front of the door. Then, after shutting the lights off, everyone silences their cellphones and does not call nor text message (which will most probably be a broken rule). There's a code to say that it's ended too.
Now, my issues with this:
-No escape route
-Unprepped persons could **** that **** up, I could name the people who will **** everything up. I'd knock them out first, but it's against the rules.
-There is no plan for if the shooter breaks into the class. The teacher replied to me "just close your eyes and hope for the best" (and I was like "I'd fight to death you scumbag")
-The plan is imposed, there's no "free-will", and you can't do what you want to save your life (even though I don't know of anyone in my classes who could block me, not bragging but I'm quite in shape, and I've had martial arts training)
And, as an added anti-bonus, they ask us to "all pile in the corner" which from the door's window the shooter couldn't see. OK, that's actually brilliant, but... we are trapped in a corner, when a shooter is there? Imagine the sh*tf*ck that ensues if he starts shooting in there... I think I'll get myself a classmate to take the bullets while I fake dead underneath, at least I think it's your only chance.
So, I exposed all of the plan, what do you guys think about it?
The Wiskey thread
"The whiskey shop" the best idea the government of Ontario has ever come up with is in full swing. I've been sampling assorted whiskeys from around the world! and it’s put me in a mood to talk whiskey! This thread is dedicated to that nectar of the gods Whiskey! be it whiskey stories, favorite whiskey brands, what to avoid or simply its general goodness ;)
I know it's not zombies but at least it isn't politics!
Well it seems we've gotten off the spirit of this site we've forgotten zombies and the end of the world as we know it! Politics and guns can be tiring if endlessly discussed and are a spawning ground for misunderstanding and resentment. Carnack hasn't posted a scenario in a while (what a lazy butt eh? jk) so I thought I’d whip up this little one of dubious quality.
The hoard has receded and the world has begun to stabilize. The cost in life was staggering fewer than 20 million people survived on earth. The war lasted 15 years, most military supplies were exhausted. The cities lie in ruin. Fractured small settlements dot the landscape; big cities are a thing of the past. Agriculture has commenced and we are starting to rebuild what was lost. You are the leader of one of the larger settlements in your region you have 120 able bodied people. How will you rebuild? What will you build? What industry and trade if any will you have? How will you deal with potential shortfalls, disease and security? How will you acquire resources?
Zombies invade the government
Well on my weekly trip back from the vet I caught this on CBC ONE and thought I'd share. It's nice to see the canadian government discussing something important for a change ;)
A little food for thought on Superbowl sunday
Seventy years ago today the USAT Dorchester was sunk off the coast of Newfoundland en route to Europe via Greenland by a torpedo fired from U-223.
The Dorchester was carrying 904 men 230 survived. Four men on this ill-fated ship chose to die so others could live. Four US army chaplains, known as the immortal chaplains, The Reverend George L. Fox, Rabbi Alexander D. Goode, Roman Catholic priest the Reverend John P. Washington, and the Reverend Clark V. Poling chose to die so that others could live. On the sinking ship they gave their life jackets to the young soldiers, stayed below decks, guided others off and attempted to keep everyone calm. A plethora of stories from that day of the actions of these men exists my favorite is of the Rabbi Alexander D. Goode giving his gloves to a panicked solider whom attempted to return to his cabin due to fear of the cold. The Rabbi gave the man his, telling him he had another pair. It was a minor story but one of my favorites of that day, but one that shows true compassion. To those about to die, to those lucky enough to survive the bitterly cold waters of the north Atlantic these men acted as a rock despite their own fears and impending deaths. They were lauded and honoured in their day but as time passed they have mostly been forgotten.
Today athletes will be falsely lauded as “heroes” on the oft forgotten anniversary of true heroism. We distort what a hero truly is in the modern world diluting the word until it has no meaning. A hero is someone who gives everything of themself without expectation, without reward, without vested interest and without hesitation. Let’s take some time to remember the true hero’s in our world rather than falsely labeling someone who is paid to play a game as such.
So, you guys brought up WalMart, huh?
Well, I am proud to announce the... what are you going to do with you girlfriend/spouse thread!
Probably going to crash face-first in the void of un-replied to threads, but if it takes off, well curious to see that!
Gotta come clean
Been going through some changes recently and I need to come clean.
I have never owned a gun. Ever. Never possessed one.
I have lied in the past about owning them but I never did and now I'm coming clean on it.
Jan 27 2013, 2:53 PM EST by
Fun with Propaganda and conspriacies
Well it looks like everyone is suffering from a bit of propaganda overload and gun politics and getting a bit unnerved. To combat this serious tone and to relax a bit let’s have a little fun! I was reading the Obama thread and posting my insane conspiracies on over the top news articles when it hit me! It is time to have a little fun with propaganda and conspiracies!
Here’s what I want you to do come up with the most outlandish conspiracy theory or set of interconnected theories on anything your little heart desires! add a little propaganda slogan or two if you like! remember have fun and maybe a good laugh!
We need to save the site from the tedium of seriousness!!
Anyone Watching the Walking Dead?
Does anyone know where to get a Michonne bobblehead in a store?
This is the one I am looking for
might have to give up and order it online, especailly if shipping is only $6
Jan 14 2013, 11:24 AM EST by
Oh we need a less serious thread because of everything thats occured so lets revive an old standby and all discuss converting a walmart into a fortress of uber pwnage.
Concerning Wetpaint - Please Read & Reply
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If a moderator or administrator could feature this thread, that would be greatly appreciated.
-Matt, Clay, and Philip
(walrusworldstudios, Naru2008, and CaptainSpaz)
Jan 2 2013, 9:50 PM EST by
who all lives in good ol' Virginia??
I live in the mountains of SW Virginia, and I figured i'd see who all are close and any ideas y'all might have.
Jan 2 2013, 2:34 PM EST by
Merry Christmas to one and all!!!!
Well it’s that time of year again, the earth has successfully returned to the same point in the solar system it was in last year and we're all still here so It can only mean one thing it’s Christmas time again bring on the Nog! Or maybe some nice hot gin punch? hmmm decisions decisions. I want to wish everyone on this site and their families a safe and happy Christmas; for me my kitchen exile is almost finished woohoo!! Have fun, eat way too much food, have a few drinks and try not to let the relations get to. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to one and all!!!
No politically correct happy holidays from me :P the closest you’ll get out of me is “Hairy Fishnets!!!”
Zombie Pandemic Revisted
A script based game that is "Free to Play" It is a low key game for those who like to "build up". The goal of the game is to complete missions and build up your character. I like it because I can do a mission or 2 each day and not lose horrible amounts of time to the internet. The game has good persistence and allows player to work together in a limited fashion through "clans".
A nice feature that Clans have is safe houses. This is where almost all of the co-op play happens. Clan members can work together to build up locations where they can increase training caps, rest fastter, heal injuries, and gain food. They can be tricky.
The combat in the game is turn based. You may face 1 or even 7 enemies. Mostly they are zombies, though, there is the occaisonal looter or raider. Travel through the game is also something of a turn based system, at least nothing is animated.
I am in the game as Dare-ill. I will shortly be establishing a clan for ZSDW. If you already play this game set me up as a friend or drop a note here with your character name.
If you choose you can use the NoScript add-on in Firefox to get rid of adds and other useless scripts.
The required scripts are from
Dec 9 2012, 10:46 AM EST by Zee-Man
Epic use of a 45
I stumbled across this video and thought I'd share it. It's not about zombies or survival but it's something I think people should see. It also has a nice .45 in it.
My Zombie Survival Plan
This is my means of Survival in a Zombie Apocalypse. Please comment and help me improve it for the Future.
Friends: I would go along with one friend "Jakob Brodie" because the more people the more supplies. If you have 2 people then atleast you have a backup and not too much food would be required. Maybe i could go in 3's and bring "Nic Gaulsaa" as then we would have more backup, Although taking more supplies to keep.
Food: Before i leave home i would take my fishing backpack and pack it with any canned foods i can handle and take my Fly Rod with some Flies. I live in a Coastal Region so i could catch some fish in fresh unpolluted waters. This will not be enough food to survive so i would also need to get more means of food because there are 2-3 people so i would try (If Safe) get to a Super Market or Service Station. We would bring hessian bags and pack as much food as possible into it. This would hopefully be enough food to last 2 weeks and by then we would have travelled to a new location to refresh supplies. At home i would also pack some form of a pan to cook on.
Fire: I would pack some of my flint and steels to light some fire and hopefully last long enough for me to get to the Fire Station (I am in the Rural Fire Service) to get a driptorch and be able to light quite big fires. There is plenty of wood near me because there is forests all around me.
Transport: I would leave my house in a car, There will hopefully be enough fuel to get my friends and make it to the Fire Station and get into the Category 9 Fire Vehicle (Ute). We would get some tools from the Fire Station along with a Drip Torch (said above) and Food (said above).
Weapons: Before leaving my house i would take a Knife and an Axe. The sharper the tool the less blood will get on me. This should suffice until i get to the Fire Station and get a RakeHoe and a Driptorch along with other small tools.
Dec 3 2012, 8:29 PM EST by
Bah help I am horrible with names
hey gals and guys could you suggest some names for characters,both male and female? I seriously suck at naming people >< please help!!
Do you think there ever will/could be a zombie invasion
Post your thoughts in the replies below. Thanks
Nov 11 2012, 9:38 AM EST by
Trip wires / Early warning devices
Hey survivors it's me red6romeo here. I just wanted to see how creative everyone was and try to get some input on trip wires and some early warning devices. I know for a fact that the military has trip flares and all that cool guy explosive crap. However when you are at your BOL or at a house you have acquired , do you set in early warning devices or do you wait till you find a more suitable residence? I personally believe and would always recommend some type of early warning device. Some things I would recommend chemlight . They make kits for chemlight trips just FYI and right now but only through the military can you acquire these, I will be putting up some pics so you can see the design and do some cool Mcguyver ****. How would you go silent visible type or loud and your ringing the dinner bell kind? I would appreciate everyone's input.
Remember "when the **** gets hot, Ranger the **** up"
Nov 4 2012, 1:24 AM EDT by