You might be mall ninja if....
You believe that tanks don't need machinegun; just a cannon.
Aug 3 2012, 1:44 PM EDT by
The Mall-Ninja Syndrome and Misconseptions Involved
No offense is intended to anyone. Many worry so much about the 'zombie virus' that they fail to protect themselves from Mall-Ninja Syndrome. This horrible contagion's effects on the brain can be erased with proper medication, easily prescribed by
Macho Fail Douchbag.
People of the ZSDW, lend me your ears!
Do *NOT* be this guy!!
No, really.... your latex combat emo gear will not garner any serious negtiations for food, water, or shelter.
No, really... if you dress like this guy, we would be worried you would take the tarps off of the Silo's/Vehicles/Tents to make a new "Uber-Cool" dress.
Just a fair warning.
PS... stuffed animals are OK if you have kids, not if you are *still* one...
Apr 6 2010, 8:37 PM EDT by