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deadslayer69
deadslayer69
i think i figured it out!!!
Feb 9 2008, 3:47 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 9 2008, 3:47 PM EST
like many readers before me, i was hooked on the first few sentances,and love the book the zombie survival guide.
oaky the fact of how to excape, evade and survive have already been determined. I was like many people, wondering... when>?
I have been looking at historical documents and markings for signs of this question.
the aztec and achent chinese calender could describe when a seirous class 4 outbreak ends with the distruction of human-kind. If true that means a small outbreak will go un-contained very soon.
Heres the clipping-

In the mythology of the Aztecs, the first age of mankind ended with the animals devouring humans. The second age was finished by wind, the third by fire, and the fourth by water. The present fifth epoch is called Nahui-Olin (Sun of Earthquake), which began in 3113 BC and will end on December 24, 2011. It will be the last destruction of human existence on Earth. The date coincides closely with that determined by the brothers McKenna in The Invisible Landscape as “the end of history” indicated by their computer analysis of the ancient Chinese oracle-calendar, the I Ching.

any other hints in history when this might happen?
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Halomanjohnsen
Halomanjohnsen
1. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Feb 21 2008, 6:51 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 21 2008, 6:51 PM EST
well some early cases in history, before some things were invinted, like Mercury shielding, may have been caused by Mercury poisoning
The symptoms are:
Brain damage (maybe to the point of only having the need to feed?)
Tunnel Vision (seeing only wat is in front of you, single mindedness?)
Numbness (requires head truma to kill?)
Staggerd walk (this one is kinda explaind by itself)
there are others but i cant remember them
So some early cases of infected may have just been Mercury poisoning
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deadslayer69
deadslayer69
2. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Feb 21 2008, 7:57 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 21 2008, 7:57 PM EST
could be but its dipiction has one "crazed" human biting a regular human and they both keep biting.
even in the history of the Egyptians theres many marking of people getting bit by another humanoid, dying and then getting back up and biting another humanoid. and everything else in the Aztec calender has come true so far so why not this? they also depicted humans flying in machines with levers around this century (all of this is pre conquest)
all im saying is sharpen those weapons, this is going to be a bumpy ride!!
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Halomanjohnsen
Halomanjohnsen
3. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Feb 21 2008, 8:35 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 21 2008, 8:35 PM EST
oh yea
i kinda foregot to mention that it does not explain the passing thru biting
XP
my bad
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deadslayer69
deadslayer69
4. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Feb 21 2008, 10:42 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 21 2008, 10:42 PM EST
"oh yea
i kinda foregot to mention that it does not explain the passing thru biting
XP
my bad"
its okay i just need to spread this because when December 24, 2011 hits where but fucked, so make the necessary prep because if im right this should start soon!!! and if not zombies then what? well the thought scares even me. so take that thought and think and prepare tell as many "believers" as possible!!
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GunGamer
5. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Feb 28 2008, 8:24 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 28 2008, 8:24 AM EST
I hope you're wrong, deadslayer, coz i don't wanna experience a zombie apocalypse 7  out of 9 found this valuable. Do you?    

zombieshoota207
6. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Mar 1 2008, 12:04 AM EST | Post edited: Mar 1 2008, 12:04 AM EST
Not to burst your bubble, but you are 1 out of 1000's that had prophecies of the End.Everyone of those people were wrong.What makes you any different??!!!? 8  out of 12 found this valuable. Do you?    

GunGamer
7. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Mar 1 2008, 7:34 AM EST | Post edited: Mar 1 2008, 7:34 AM EST
Being me makes me different. Everybody is different. And who cares if I have a bubble around me?? 1  out of 13 found this valuable. Do you?    
ZombieEd101
ZombieEd101
8. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Mar 2 2008, 4:41 AM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2008, 4:41 AM EST
The concept of a Zombie apocolypse is horifying but all the same interesting. But the likelyhood is looking less and less. If there had been outbreaks in the world we would be hearing about "a new strain of Rabies" or things like that. The concept of being eaten alive is not as synominous with zombies as you might think either. That is a general fear that pretty much everyone wants to avoid. Do you find this valuable?    

Zombiefan93808
9. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Aug 17 2008, 9:39 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 17 2008, 9:39 PM EDT
"like many readers before me, i was hooked on the first few sentances,and love the book the zombie survival guide.
oaky the fact of how to excape, evade and survive have already been determined. I was like many people, wondering... when>?
I have been looking at historical documents and markings for signs of this question.
the aztec and achent chinese calender could describe when a seirous class 4 outbreak ends with the distruction of human-kind. If true that means a small outbreak will go un-contained very soon.
Heres the clipping-

In the mythology of the Aztecs, the first age of mankind ended with the animals devouring humans. The second age was finished by wind, the third by fire, and the fourth by water. The present fifth epoch is called Nahui-Olin (Sun of Earthquake), which began in 3113 BC and will end on December 24, 2011. It will be the last destruction of human existence on Earth. The date coincides closely with that determined by the brothers McKenna in The Invisible Landscape as “the end of history” indicated by their computer analysis of the ancient Chinese oracle-calendar, the I Ching.

any other hints in history when this might happen?"
First the aztec calander is made up of a couple different calanders each represent different gods. The actual date of the end of the calander now is actually December 12, 2012 not December 24, 2011 and that just shows the end of the short calander and the transition into the longer calander which is next. So it does not actually say that it will be the end of history. I just know the aztec calander and not the chinese but it is pretty clear that it should be just an end of a short calander and the beginning of a longer one.
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karaz
karaz
10. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Aug 18 2008, 6:08 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 18 2008, 6:08 PM EDT
what is with this whole 2012 craze they made their calender around what one guy said and he did this by being high and looking at stars the world will end when it dose 2012 is not the end srry for the hate 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
Willage
Willage
11. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Oct 4 2008, 9:40 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 4 2008, 9:40 AM EDT
"Being me makes me different. Everybody is different. And who cares if I have a bubble around me??"
yeah we all just have to remeber that we're unique.
like everyone else...
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3DayAsylum
3DayAsylum
12. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Oct 4 2008, 12:35 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 4 2008, 12:35 PM EDT
"yeah we all just have to remeber that we're unique.
like everyone else..."
HAHAHAHA!! He stole that from a FOAR CHAN MEME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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3DayAsylum
3DayAsylum
13. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Oct 4 2008, 12:38 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 4 2008, 12:38 PM EDT
Oh, and yes, we all are different, but we AREN'T all unique. 6  out of 6 found this valuable. Do you?    
Zombie_Slayer
Zombie_Slayer
14. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Dec 29 2008, 3:15 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 29 2008, 3:15 AM EST
"its okay i just need to spread this because when December 24, 2011 hits where but fucked, so make the necessary prep because if im right this should start soon!!! and if not zombies then what? well the thought scares even me. so take that thought and think and prepare tell as many "believers" as possible!!"
Yea well Nostradamus had predicted that the apocalypse will occur near the end of December in 2012, beacause I can't remember correctly but I was watching a show on the History Channel I believe, and they said that Nostradamus had said that when the 13th horoscope thingy aligns with something the apocalypse will commence. I believe the date was either the 21st or the 24th which sucks because I want to atleast have Christmas. :(
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karaz
karaz
15. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Dec 29 2008, 1:58 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 29 2008, 1:58 PM EST
that there is reader interptaion any perdiction can mean anynumber of things and he has them so vauge that it is not him thaT MAKES THEM RIGHT IT IS YOU
i can do it too
on the 5 surise of the 12 mounth
upon the crocked hill is see a man
with sickle on shoulders
the man cause the end
omg i just fordled the end oh nozz
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karaz
karaz
16. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Dec 29 2008, 2:00 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 29 2008, 2:00 PM EST
after rading nostradomau's wirtings and intreperting them with the help of some math i have detemaded that the world willend in the next week 2  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
thecardsharp
thecardsharp
17. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Dec 30 2008, 8:32 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 30 2008, 8:32 AM EST
it's the mayan calendar, not the aztec calendar. Do you find this valuable?    
Beanstovi
Beanstovi
18. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Dec 30 2008, 8:38 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 30 2008, 8:38 AM EST
"after rading nostradomau's wirtings and intreperting them with the help of some math i have detemaded that the world willend in the next week"
I'm hoping this is true, I've got exams in the next month or so.
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maxisgamer6
maxisgamer6
19. RE: i think i figured it out!!!
Dec 30 2008, 11:18 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 30 2008, 11:18 AM EST
"like many readers before me, i was hooked on the first few sentances,and love the book the zombie survival guide.
oaky the fact of how to excape, evade and survive have already been determined. I was like many people, wondering... when>?
I have been looking at historical documents and markings for signs of this question.
the aztec and achent chinese calender could describe when a seirous class 4 outbreak ends with the distruction of human-kind. If true that means a small outbreak will go un-contained very soon.
Heres the clipping-

In the mythology of the Aztecs, the first age of mankind ended with the animals devouring humans. The second age was finished by wind, the third by fire, and the fourth by water. The present fifth epoch is called Nahui-Olin (Sun of Earthquake), which began in 3113 BC and will end on December 24, 2011. It will be the last destruction of human existence on Earth. The date coincides closely with that determined by the brothers McKenna in The Invisible Landscape as “the end of history” indicated by their computer analysis of the ancient Chinese oracle-calendar, the I Ching.

any other hints in history when this might happen?"
as much as i dont want to disagree with your comment on the date of the end of the world, the aztec calender as well as prophocies of nostradomus predict the end of the world on December 21, 2012
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