"Chainsaw

I feel that this weapon gets a notoriously bad rap on this website. Chainsaws are not a swinging weapon, you keep the engine tight near your chest and you don't swing it, once that chain is spinning it will cut through flesh and bone like it was butter, lubercation would also not be as much of an issue when cutting wet materials. Chainsaws DO not need regular cleaning and sharpening a chain would not be an issue with such a soft material. also a chainsaw can idle for almost an hour before its out of gas. My only concern would be the spray of blood from the undead.


Handsaw

take that off of the list, it has zero, practical use as a weapon.

Torch

WHoever suggested the idea of soaking a rag in alchohol for a torch has obviously never played with fire. Alcohol burns very quickly and very dimly. Soaking a rag in diesel or kerosene would produce a substantially more useful and longer burning flame.


Pool Ball

Firing a pool ball out of a slingshot? Come on, you'd be better off throwing it.



Driving Wheel

Have you ever pulled a steering wheel off of a car? this isn't a weapon


paintball

Good idea for an improvised weapon, add a note about maxing out the velocity with the gas adjustment, painball guns can get well up into 600fps which would be lethal with a ball bearing or marble
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