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my plan.....
May 12 2008, 2:31 PM EDT
the walmart and store do have sufficient surval needs, but in the remake of romeros day of the dead, the dead realized they could swim or walk thru water!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so my plan for a barier island kinda is a iffy subject....efficient and trained survivors are needed, doctors....mechanics, pilots, soldiers, hunters....need a clan...women and farmers, especailly educators
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ultimatezombiesurviv |
1. awsome plan
Oct 22 2008, 5:54 PM EDT
my plan is awsome cause i have a steel gated 4 story house wih a 1,000 gallon tank of fue,l tons and tons of ammunition, tomcats hidden virtually everywhere in my house 7 mp7s, 12 grenades, 1 semi-ato sniper rifle, a fire axe, an emergency crowbar, a basement, only one window wich is on he 3d floor an attic, lots of penut butter that is not opend, like 150 cans of corn, 20 cans of carrots, fridges in all the floors, frozen meat, a stove on the top 2 floors, los of sandbags, couches and armchairs on all he floors, stair railings made of iron that i can easaily break off, some old cival war pistols, 1 katana, a laptop in every room in the building, some at least 1 dresser in every room, extra clothes and food and stuff in my personalstorage room, obviosly alot of doors for all the rooms which i could also break off, my own personal set of throwing stars and a sharpaning knife, wooden chairs wich a could make a baracade with, lettuce in all the refridgerators, a box of matches and a spray can (i went through a pyromaniac phase,) obviosly knives in a bunch of places, a crusader sword, wooden planks in my personal storage space, some beds in every room, and o top all this off i am 22 and know how to use virtually everything as a weapon.beat that other zombie survivors! 0 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
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2. RE: awsome plan
Oct 22 2008, 8:26 PM EDT
"my plan is awsome cause i have a steel gated 4 story house wih a 1,000 gallon tank of fue,l tons and tons of ammunition, tomcats hidden virtually everywhere in my house 7 mp7s, 12 grenades, 1 semi-ato sniper rifle, a fire axe, an emergency crowbar, a basement, only one window wich is on he 3d floor an attic, lots of penut butter that is not opend, like 150 cans of corn, 20 cans of carrots, fridges in all the floors, frozen meat, a stove on the top 2 floors, los of sandbags, couches and armchairs on all he floors, stair railings made of iron that i can easaily break off, some old cival war pistols, 1 katana, a laptop in every room in the building, some at least 1 dresser in every room, extra clothes and food and stuff in my personalstorage room, obviosly alot of doors for all the rooms which i could also break off, my own personal set of throwing stars and a sharpaning knife, wooden chairs wich a could make a baracade with, lettuce in all the refridgerators, a box of matches and a spray can (i went through a pyromaniac phase,) obviosly knives in a bunch of places, a crusader sword, wooden planks in my personal storage space, some beds in every room, and o top all this off i am 22 and know how to use virtually everything as a weapon.you should make your plan at least somewhat more realistic. no one would start off with all of that. second, just out of curiosity, how would iron stair railings be easy to break off? 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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3. RE: awsome plan
Oct 22 2008, 8:37 PM EDT
Uhmm. where are you getting the grenades? and all the weapons? how about the 1,000 gallons of fuel (where you going to keep it?), oh..and throwing stars are USELESS!!! but then again, i don't really think you know what's going on. stay far away from me when Z-day comes.
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4. RE: awsome plan
Oct 22 2008, 10:36 PM EDT
"beat that other zombie survivors!"One word: M-2. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Whybother08 |
6. RE: awsome plan
Jun 9 2009, 2:30 PM EDT
"my plan is awsome cause i have a steel gated 4 story house wih a 1,000 gallon tank of fue,l tons and tons of ammunition, tomcats hidden virtually everywhere in my house 7 mp7s, 12 grenades, 1 semi-ato sniper rifle, a fire axe, an emergency crowbar, a basement, only one window wich is on he 3d floor an attic, lots of penut butter that is not opend, like 150 cans of corn, 20 cans of carrots, fridges in all the floors, frozen meat, a stove on the top 2 floors, los of sandbags, couches and armchairs on all he floors, stair railings made of iron that i can easaily break off, some old cival war pistols, 1 katana, a laptop in every room in the building, some at least 1 dresser in every room, extra clothes and food and stuff in my personalstorage room, obviosly alot of doors for all the rooms which i could also break off, my own personal set of throwing stars and a sharpaning knife, wooden chairs wich a could make a baracade with, lettuce in all the refridgerators, a box of matches and a spray can (i went through a pyromaniac phase,) obviosly knives in a bunch of places, a crusader sword, wooden planks in my personal storage space, some beds in every room, and o top all this off i am 22 and know how to use virtually everything as a weapon.Jesus, you and your grammar fail harder than Sarah Palin. Go back to playing KiDDie StRYkE, Tommy. 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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7. RE: awsome plan
Aug 28 2009, 6:38 PM EDT
If there was an outbreak, my first choice would be to get to hawaii. I'd either own a boat (at least 60 feet long, so it MIGHT survive an oceanic voyage) or I would steal a boat from a harbor. (I live in south florida, so lots of boats.) I find it quite ridiculous that a zombie could swim or walk under water, and also the fact that hawaii would be very far to swim/walk. Now that I think about it, I might take a plane instead. (need to get a pilots license first. hope zombies dont show up till after that.) I choose hawaii first as it is isolated, and there is some very good farm land in hawaii, making it good for long term survival. If this would fail, a likely occurence, then i would try to go to the mountains, someplace far enough from major towns, or wyoming, where towns that appear on the map sometimes only have 138 ppl living there. A lot of people seem to plan for a year at most of survival, when in reality any zombie outbreak that is on a large scale is unlikely to go away for some time.
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8. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 8:19 PM EDT
The wal-mart idea is useless, because every human survivor on the planet is going to try to take over the same stores, and you're more likely to get shot by humans than bitten by zombies. awesome plan guy, sorry but I'll give you a week. Alaska would probably be the best place for survival, but the uses of the property are pretty limited unless the unlikely event of a takeover happens. You can buy a small island for the price of a mid-sized house, and a cheap gyro-copter for 5-8,000 bucks. A great vacation home, the copter uses no fuel, and a rifle with plenty of ammo and a small wall would be all it would take to stop any bottom-walking of bloated floating zombies unless they attacked in the hundreds or thousands.
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9. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 8:43 PM EDT
"I'd either own a boat or I would steal a boat from a harbor."WELL WHICH ONE IS IT? **** ME! I see way too many of theses plans that say well I would either this or either that. ******* PICK ONE! Do you own a boat? No? Then you'll have to steal one. Yes? Then you won't have to steal one. And I'm not even going to get into the fact that you live in Florida and plan to go to Hawaii.... WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU? Pick one of you own goddamm islands over there, there are *********. Why try the treacherous journey across an entire CONTINENT when you have plenty of islands right near you? Do you find this valuable? |
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10. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 8:59 PM EDT
"WELL WHICH ONE IS IT? **** ME! I see way too many of theses plans that say well I would either this or either that.Whoa...hey..hey..whoa Calm down turbo deep breaths.......woooooooshhhhaaaa Do you find this valuable? |
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nate121 |
11. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 9:00 PM EDT
i don't even know what to say besidesare most teenagers on this site like this? Do you find this valuable? |
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12. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 9:03 PM EDT
"i don't even know what to say besidesmmm.... there's plenty. I wouldn't say most since I do not have the statistical data to prove it but it would SEEM most of the 'Walmart' ideas come from teenagers. Pointman: leave StrykerP alone dude. People like him & me get a PTSD-type reaction when the words 'Walmart', 'awsome plan', and 'steal a plane' get put into a thread. Do you find this valuable? |
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nate121 |
13. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 9:13 PM EDT
your not the only one i just cuss at the computer however
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14. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 9:27 PM EDT
"your not the only one i just cuss at the computer however"LOLZ! Yeah... my computer screen almost broke once with something that ZombieVirus said. I had to grab one of my nunchaku & make my mattress the intended victim! Do you find this valuable? |
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nate121 |
15. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 9:30 PM EDT
yea ZombieVirus is... i don't need to answer thatDo you find this valuable? |
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kyallroad |
16. RE: awsome plan
Sep 17 2009, 11:47 PM EDT
"WELL WHICH ONE IS IT? **** ME! I see way too many of theses plans that say well I would either this or either that.Thanks Stryker, I was about to say all the same things. Some plans just make me long for a massive outbreak just to weed out the stupid. AHHHH I can see it in my mind, a beautiful sight, zombies eating thousands of people down at wally world. Do you find this valuable? |
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PedroAsani |
17. RE: awsome plan
Sep 18 2009, 5:41 AM EDT
http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/page/The+PanicBecause every WalMart thread should have one... :) Do you find this valuable? |
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18. RE: awsome plan
Sep 18 2009, 5:54 AM EDT
my walmart plan is awesome cuz i can fly and all of my friends have machineguns in their basements. all of their dads are special forces too, but they work at walmart during the day and all of them say they would hide out in walmart because walamrt is the best place for everything. i even had my birthday at walmart and got a footlong sweet onion chicken teriaki sandwich for my birthday. once the zombies come i would keep the subway open so i can feed hungry survivors. my walmart has 1,000,000 gallons of fuel so everybody wants to live in our walmart where its safe from zombies.I have to say, it is really hard to force myself to type up this BS. I wonder how some of these people do it without giving it another thought? (because every walmart thread needs my sarcasm) Do you find this valuable? |
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19. RE: awsome plan
Sep 18 2009, 6:29 AM EDT
Nice try frogman, but you punctuated it.Real authentic Wall-o-text comes with no added comprehension. Do you find this valuable? |