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Discussion: Romance in a zombie age
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 dominickmagas |
Romance in a zombie age
Jul 14 2008, 8:09 PM EDT I was wondering, if it was a post-apocalyptic time, how would you hit on a girl? Would you say stuff like "Hey baby. If you were a zombie, I'd hesitate before shooting you." What other pickup lines do you have? 4 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
 Andering_J_REDDSON |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 14 2008, 9:44 PM EDT How about “¿Can I buy you a drink?” and show her a canteen. Hey, it’s about bad pick-up lines, which they all are anyways… 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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dominickmagas |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 14 2008, 10:20 PM EDT lol, nice. Do you find this valuable? |
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dominickmagas |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 14 2008, 10:22 PM EDT oooh. Or you could tie up a zombie, poke a shitload of holes in it, and stick a rose (or dandylion if there are no flowers available) in each of the holes, cut the head off of a huge teddy bear, and stick it over the zombies head, and give it to her as a present. Do you find this valuable? |
 Otheus |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 15 2008, 9:38 AM EDT you could say "are you sure you're not a zombie because i sure want to shoot you with my load" 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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dominickmagas |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 15 2008, 3:05 PM EDT teeheeheehee. nice one Do you find this valuable? |
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puffdadder puffdadder |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 15 2008, 11:16 PM EDT now i am the last man on earth. LoL 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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dominickmagas |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 15 2008, 11:23 PM EDT Remenber when you said, "not if you were the last man on earth"? Well, now I am the last man, whadda you say to that? Do you find this valuable? |
 SuperSoldierRCP |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 16 2008, 1:06 AM EDT baby you so hot u dont need guns cuz your beuty will fry there brains Do you find this valuable? |
 BIA! |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 16 2008, 1:43 AM EDT "you could say "are you sure you're not a zombie because i sure want to shoot you with my load""But then she'd be like " Really, because last I heard you were shooting blanks" Hell, women are always putting us down with counter-lines like that. Mine would be " Nice shoes. Let's bone." Quick and to the point. Especially good if your running from zombies with her. Do you find this valuable? |
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Andering_J_REDDSON |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 16 2008, 2:58 AM EDT ¿Did it hurt? ¿Did what hurt? ¿When you fell from Heaven? Do you find this valuable? |
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BIA! |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 16 2008, 3:11 AM EDT Classic. :D maybe "Your fort or mine?" or the semi-classic "If I told you your body was amazing, would you hold it against me?" Do you find this valuable? |
 EliotR |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 20 2008, 11:59 PM EDT If i told you that you had the least decomposed body's that I'v seen in years, would you hold it against me? Zombie to zombie..... Do you find this valuable? |
 StanCold |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 21 2008, 6:05 PM EDT (While Sniping) "Hey nice guns. Your rifles aren't bad either." *SLAP* 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Andering_J_REDDSON |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 21 2008, 7:41 PM EDT "(While Sniping) "Hey nice guns. Your rifles aren't bad either." *SLAP*"Reminds me of a passage from the book I was writing; While slaughtering the skin jobs in S/F, a machine-gunner turns to a former Marine who was surviving in the city and says, “¿Wanna take a turn?” (indicating she could take over the machinegun, if she wanted). She ends up burning out the barrel because she refused to stop firing… But she got some payback, so it was all good. Do you find this valuable? |
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Kaikelx Kaikelx |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 21 2008, 11:44 PM EDT Uh...I don't get it.... Do you find this valuable? |
 HeavenlySword |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 22 2008, 12:08 AM EDT neither do i, but i barely got the 'If it told you your body was amazing, would you hold it against me?' Do you find this valuable? |
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dominickmagas |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 22 2008, 12:32 AM EDT I'M SOOO CONFUSED! Do you find this valuable? |
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StanCold |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 22 2008, 8:47 AM EDT I don't think a woman would *SLAP* you for that... Do you find this valuable? |
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StanCold |
RE: Romance in a zombie age
Jul 22 2008, 8:48 AM EDT Ohhhhh.... I get it.... Do you find this valuable? |
