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Jannew
Jannew
Towels
Jul 27 2008, 10:45 AM EDT
Every house has a towel or two! Now go and wrap it around your arm. Then try to bite your arm! So now you have realised what i have realised long time ago, towels are really good body armor! Like in the hitchikers guide to galaxy, always have a towel with you!! 13  out of 13 found this valuable. Do you?    
gijew
gijew
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 1:54 PM EDT
good point...never thought of that 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
Andering_J_REDDSON
Andering_J_REDDSON
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 2:45 PM EDT
Interesting improvized armor.;) 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
DaveBall
DaveBall
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 2:49 PM EDT
Good idea!! The towels are always use full for many other things as well. Towels would be a handy item. 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 3:42 PM EDT
"Good idea!! The towels are always use full for many other things as well. Towels would be a handy item."
That's brilliant!

Plus, if you have drab / olive green towels, you've got better camouflage ability too :)
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srmcguirk
srmcguirk
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 4:19 PM EDT
It would be too cumbersome, I think. And you'd look like the Sta-Puft marshmallow man. 1  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
McToasty
McToasty
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 4:26 PM EDT
i find this very helpful, thanx....but what about if they tear the towel apart? 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 5:04 PM EDT
"i find this very helpful, thanx....but what about if they tear the towel apart?"
Then you run away and find a new set...Unless you're in the heart of Paul Bunyanland [wilderness] then I'm sure there will be towels somewhere..

*Somewhere, over the rainbow, towels are blue*

smcquirk: If that's what it takes to survive, then that's what it takes...
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srmcguirk
srmcguirk
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 5:08 PM EDT
"smcquirk: If that's what it takes to survive, then that's what it takes..."
I'm all for survival, but I wouldn't want to rely solely on my trusty towel-armor in the event of a zombie mobbing. It would have to be easily and quickly removable so you could rip it off and haul ass in case you get cornered by a bunch.
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AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 5:16 PM EDT
"I'm all for survival, but I wouldn't want to rely solely on my trusty towel-armor in the event of a zombie mobbing. It would have to be easily and quickly removable so you could rip it off and haul ass in case you get cornered by a bunch."
That's very true...It'd be a quickie-throw-this-over-my-gear-until-I-found-better-armor-or-bugged-out-of-the-area armor....I couldn't see it standing up to anything past a brief encounter with them....If one was to survive it..
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alicestar
alicestar
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 5:39 PM EDT
great improvised armor, this will get you out of your house and maybe even to your location of choice but im not sure id rely on it for day to day supply ops. 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
Andering_J_REDDSON
Andering_J_REDDSON
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 7:02 PM EDT
"great improvised armor, this will get you out of your house and maybe even to your location of choice but im not sure id rely on it for day to day supply ops."
But even after, you COULD use it as padding under your regular armor. I think...
But I have been wrong before.
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AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 10:01 PM EDT
"rarr !!!!its towel monster!!!"
You're fuzzy Barney Monster CandyMan Apprentice...

Unless you used purple and green towels, then I suppose it'd be alright.
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Andering_J_REDDSON
Andering_J_REDDSON
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 11:14 PM EDT
I think Hoilis is just a fuck tard altogether. Do you find this valuable?    
McToasty
McToasty
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 11:43 PM EDT
"Then you run away and find a new set...Unless you're in the heart of Paul Bunyanland [wilderness] then I'm sure there will be towels somewhere..

*Somewhere, over the rainbow, towels are blue*

smcquirk: If that's what it takes to survive, then that's what it takes..."
yes, but if you're cornered and then they tear the towel off, you're totally exposed, wat do u do then?
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McToasty
McToasty
RE: Towels
Sep 24 2008, 11:44 PM EDT
"I think Hoilis is just a fuck tard altogether."
i agree
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AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
RE: Towels
Sep 25 2008, 8:03 AM EDT
"yes, but if you're cornered and then they tear the towel off, you're totally exposed, wat do u do then?"
Well, that's why you DON'T get into corners in the first place and you have on something BETTER underneath it like a fireman's suit....The towels are like a skink's tail, the skin-job rips it off so you can run away and they can wash the muck off their face....
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Andering_J_REDDSON
Andering_J_REDDSON
RE: Towels
Sep 25 2008, 1:58 PM EDT
"yes, but if you're cornered and then they tear the towel off, you're totally exposed, wat do u do then?"
Run.
Like Hell.

Which is what you SHOULD have been doing anyways; If you're forced to use a towel as armor, you're REALLY not ready to fight.
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alicestar
alicestar
RE: Towels
Sep 25 2008, 9:28 PM EDT
i deleted holis's posts because they were pissing me off.
anybody else wanna say something stupid?
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cj002
cj002
RE: Towels
Sep 25 2008, 9:47 PM EDT
How would you secure the towles to yourself? 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
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